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Death Anniversary Thread
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King George VI died today in 1952 and his successor is still with us... Note the rod... Another king also died on this day in 1685, the Merry Monarch Charles II... -
Watched a programme on BBC4 last night about Nationwide. Many were present and correct: Michael Barratt looked OK. Sir Paul Fox, who commissioned the show, less so. To me he looked to have had a stroke at some point. However it was Frank Bough that interested me. He's rarely been seen on TV. He seems to have lost that little sparkle in his eyes...
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Wow, it must be a burden to carry such arrogance on your shoulders. Mandela is more than twice your own age, yet he is the one you expect to "get off his arse". Since you're so concerned with Zimbabwe and Africa, what has your contribution been, other than to criticise a man who fought and still stands for freedom and is a legend in his own right. South Africa and Africa has its problems, but so does France, Greece and the rest of the world. Except here in the 3rd world, we like to burn tyres and steal cars, not so much like the 1st world, where you burn 100's of cars and showrooms down. You speak of horrendous events in our country, but you only need to read the UK newspapers, to know things are really no better - it is just easier for people like yourself to pretend that violence, rape, child abuse only happens elsewhere. Maybe you should open your eyes to the mess in your own continent before you feel entitled to dispose your negative thoughts about Africa, particularly South Africa. Now, are you yet another one of the regulars hiding behind a new name and avatar to have a pop at me because you lack the bollocks to do it under your known one...or not? Hmmm., Either way f**k off as I cant be arsed to get into a debate with a cretin. PS: If you wrote that pile of shite within a 1000 miles of the African coast, my cocks 10 ft long PPS: You actually like to burn tyres when they are "wrapped around someones neck" Tut, tut, you dont even know your own cultural traditions........UK ones probably "If only I had thought of saying that.....Only the other day Prime Minister Pitt called me an idle scrounger and it wasn't until ages later that I thought how clever it would have been to have said 'Oh bugger off, you old fart!"
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Bride Of Picture Association
themaninblack replied to Anubis the Jackal's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
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Birthdays, Births, Anniversaries, etc... for 2009
themaninblack replied to football_fan's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
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Supreme Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg has had surgery for Pancreatic Cancer... Link
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Heim converted to Islam That'll add fuel to Melanie Phillips' fire no doubt...
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Did he die of cramp? That's a shock, I must say...
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A seat on the DL committee awaits, Anubis. Indeed. Wilfred Bramble and William Hartnell spring to mind...
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Death Anniversary Thread
themaninblack replied to themaninblack's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
er....... 1. He's not dead. Yet. 2. Handrejka has on the requisite Norman Wisdom thread... Carry on... 1. I know, but isn't this the 94th anniversary of his birth? 2. I know, but I read this thread first. Carrying on The thread is called Death Anniversary thread... -
Sorry it's taken me so long to post my victory speech. I'd like to be able to say I've spent the last two days in a euphoric haze, celebrating my win by going on a bender that Oliver Reed would have been proud of, but the sad truth is I spent most of Monday failing to escape from Kent, and most of yesterday and today at work. Thankyou MPFC for organising the Deathrace. I am truly humbled to be its inaugural champion. I'll take a rain check on that Carlisle United book, but were you to conjure up some sort of cheap, tacky trophy/ornament, of the variety that wouldn't look out of place in Pound Land (and possibly with the face of Sly Stallone himself on it) then you might be onto a winner. Thankyou also to eejit for providing such stiff opposition, and for ensuring that the vindictive, bitter attitude that I tend to display following defeat was not lost to these pages. Save it for DDP, when The Living End nicks it again...
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Death Anniversary Thread
themaninblack replied to themaninblack's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
er....... 1. He's not dead. Yet. 2. Handrejka has on the requisite Norman Wisdom thread... Carry on... -
ditto. I thought she was bluffing it. No, I think Lard is telling the truth... blah blah I wish my ex would die of cancer..........etc I don't mean that. etc Mean. He was a nice ex, we parted on good terms (i.e., "I'm going to die and want to go and shag lots of girls before I do", "Fair enough!"). The current ex, however, can rot in a maggot-infested cesspit of his own excrement for all I care. Back to Jade, however - I don't think she'll last long enough for any of us to put her on the list next year, I think she's a goner, sooner than we think. Doesn't change the fact that I think she looks like an egg though. And a f*****g ugly one at that. That egg is soon to go off methinks... BTW the ex is the clue for Godot as to 30.09.98 mystery...
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ditto. I thought she was bluffing it. No, I think Lard is telling the truth... I wish my ex would die of cancer.......... I don't mean that.
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Death Anniversary Thread
themaninblack replied to themaninblack's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
He was gay don't you know... -
He's got less than 6 hours to cark it and hand a load us some bonus points!
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No chance of her getting brain cancer, is there? There isn't one there to infect with....(thought I'd just tap that one in, cheers VT!)
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There's a lot of that, I'm surprised it's not renamed Jew Do You Think You Are!
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Good call my son! I only hope for the rest of us that she doesn't snuff it on the 13th...
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Death Anniversary Thread
themaninblack replied to themaninblack's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Today was the day the music died.... -
Death Anniversary Thread
themaninblack replied to themaninblack's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
This isn't a death anniversary as such, but it's interesting that the 30th Anniversary of what in retrospect is one the most important geo-political events since the Second World War has garnered little attention in the media... I wonder why? The Iranian Revolution -
You've done alright. I was barely out of the blocks! This new chap's doing well isn't he? 51 points in the DDP and it's only February 2nd. We might have a new favourite here...
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Death Anniversary Thread
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Cock 'n Roll man, Cock 'n Roll... -
The way things are going, you're never going to get back! Particularly as ITV news are reporting the apocalypse as we speak...
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He's died http://www.avfc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsD...1542111,00.html Saw that on the news just as I was leaving the house this morning. I guess Birch proves that things happen in threes. First Johnny Dixon and then Vic Crowe An ominous omen for the Villa's Champions League hopes, perhaps?