themaninblack

Current Standings... 1. The Living End 101 - 12 hits 2. Canadian Paul 88 - 12 hits 2. Godot's Waiting List 88 - 11 hits 4. Wormer, He's a Dead Man! Marmalard, Dead! Niedermeyer... 85 - 10 hits 5. They're Dead, Y'Know! 84 - 12 hits 6. Master Mind 76 - 9 hits 7. Meet Your Maker 73 - 9 hits 7. No Noose Is Good Noose 73 - 8 hits 9. Tonight Matthew, I'm Going To Be Badly-Torn Boy 69 - 8 hits 10. Misers 63 - 9 hits Updated 21:25

Why blame me?!?!?!?!? i'm just the messenger!!!! BTW, another celebrity has teased us with his near death status. His name is Gale Harold. He was in Desperate Housewives and the star of Queer as Folk. He was involved in a serious motorcycle accident and was listed in "critical condition." Reportedly, he was suffering from brain swelling. But alas, he's expected to recover. Another celebrity teases us with being close to death, but surviving. How many is that this year? Kelsey Grammar, Liz Taylor, Morgan Freeman, Travis Barker, DJ AM, Amy Winehouse, Ted Kennedy, Bob Novak, Mr. Blackwell, and Gale Harold. So many celebrities had the potential to die, but they fought the icy cold grip of death and succeeded..... I'm still holding out hope for Amy Winehouse, though. They are holding out the enevitable...

October is quite a fallow month for the Deathlist. Since 2000, there has only been 5 deaths in that month. The last time this thread was revived was last October...

I work with a few people who can read and write and tie their own shoes and - of late - it's become entertaining to bring up the subject of the Lib Dems and note the odd phenomena that even some fairly well sussed people go blank for a second and say....'who is their new leader?' Once they're swept aside at the next election I wouldn't bet against a few in the party agitating for a return of the ginger one. I had a hunch when they dumped him that a popularity tailspin would follow. He was the best leader they ever had, but there are no secrets in Westminster anymore. In an earlier age we would not have heard about his 'problem'. Only obliquely...

I beg to differ, in fact, you've eclipsed it - this is one I have found, but I think there are others... 5 in a row I wonder what the record is? Don't bother, it's too sad..

Well, in the end, he had just one more day to go - dead at 67. That's him off me wallchart...

Beef curtains closed...

Yes, and those rumours wont go away... Ashley Cole is the classic case of someone believing their own publicity.

Something to do with him being a Rhodes scholar perhaps? Really not too sure what David Icke's reasons were. Here's the full list of the (alleged) evil reptilian shape shifters: The British Royal Family Bill Clinton Hillary Clinton (a "high Illuminati witch") Al Gore (Icke says Gore is a "serious blood drinker") Dick Cheney Robert C. Byrd Henry Kissinger Tom Foreman, CNN Correspondent (Long time post-acadian swamp reptilian. Big Time)) William F. Buckley (whom Icke says is a "head of the elite JANUS mind control operation based at NATO headquarters in Belgium which trains mind-controlled psychic assassins") Edward Heath Tony Blair (perhaps not a reptilian, more likely a "mind- controlled multiple") Peter Mandelson Rupert Murdoch Bob Hope ("Life-time asset of British Intelligence, mind-controlled slave handler") Frank Sinatra Billy Graham Pat Robertson ("high Illuminati priest") Kris Kristofferson Boxcar Willie Bill O'Reilly Jim Davidson Andrew Marr David Aaronovitch ("high-order reptilian")Richard Littlejohn Pierre Trudeau Brian Mulroney He has obviously been watching too much Doctor Who... And David's brother wrote for it!

Right, well having booked and paid a deposit on a room, my dirty weekend is now off (at least I was the dumper this time). Anyone want to come to Blackpool for the weekend? No, didn't think so - therefore my choices are a) don't go, and spend the weekend at home drinking wine and eating lard, whilst crying into my pillow. b ) go on my own and look like a sad loser. c) drag an unsuspecting member of the public into my car at knifepoint and make them pretend they are my lucky conquest for the weekend. Cast your votes.....now. Is it too late to put myself forwards? Can I be the unsuspecting member of the public? Will you promise to drag me into you car, drive me at an erratic high speed to Blackpool, throw me onto a bed and do unspeakable things to me? He who dares, he who dares! Well I suppose you'll have to do, nobody else has registered an interest I'll be happy if you took me to the Doctor Who exhibition (therefore completing a 29 year ambition - see earlier post) - then you can do with me what you will! Just for you... Thanks...

If Blunkett rejoins the cabinet would that make it the blind leading the blind? Certainly would put a new light on being considered politically directionless...

Nutter. I read that, miserable git. All that fame that Thomas the Tank Engine brought him as obviously gone to his head. He used to be my favourite Beatle, but he can get stuffed now. Not many to choose from now Lard...

It's what Mark Twain would have wanted, sort of...

Don't be too hard on him, he was off-side. I think . Rumour has it that the head of the Scottish Football Association is pressing for an increase in teams for the 2014 World Cup to 48...

Christ! Gordon Brown doesn't have much luck these days, does he? Here we go, the Eden escape route is being rolled out... ...and on that note..

Wikipedia and blogs claim he's dead. http://radiosunflow.blogspot.com/2008/10/a...y-sad-news.html BBC Link

Ah, that old classic! Sure sign he's gonna get the big finger from the Almighty!

That is one of the most politically convenient deaths I've read about. Hmmmm...

I was only watching 'Pyramids of Mars' the other day and remarking on his longevity. Wish I'd kept me mouth shut...

Never work for The Man...work for Local Government...

He got pissed basically... Those Q awards are getting earlier and earlier. He must have got well and truly trolleyed, so much so that he spent three days in hospital afterwards. If I had to be at the Q Awards, I'd drink meself to oblivion too..