themaninblack

Looks quite bad. Still have no idea who he is though...

Be free, go on. This is your chance to vent your spleen....

That's good news, I've always liked Jimmy Armfield...

Well I had a dream the other day that Jack Charlton died, but headline I saw in the dream said that he was 80, which won't be until 2015 at least...

Happy Birthday....... Vinegar.... Tits!

Wall-to-wall casino's and a sh*t health system. Great...

No doubt he'll make a complete recovery....

Chin up BHB, hoping your mum is around as long as possible....

He needs that obit though. If he gets it, you have to say he's favourite to retain his title, but you're pushing him all the way! Mehmed Uzun has, finally, got a UK obit in the Times. Congrats Football Fan (AKA Meet Your Maker). The winning post is in sight... Also, that's your 12th hit, equalling the record set by Fallen Sparrow in 2005...

Why would it be a surprise that Thatcher doesn't turn up to an event dedicated to Michael Heseltine? Old sores run deep y'know.... Was Francis Pym there?

Why would it be a surprise that Thatcher doesn't turn up to an event dedicated to Michael Heseltine? Old sores run deep y'know....

To break it down for those of you who's minds are mangled by what I just said ... 'If a candidate' 'Has' cancer' and is 'Running' and who 'refuses to elaborate further on his diagnosis' ... My question would be: Is it really intelligent to be voting for him? I think not. You'd be amazed how often this happens though. The incumbent would be hanging on for dear life and wins elections at a canter. In Britain this often happens. There's always one or two deaths a few months after a General Election, of MP's who should never have stood because of their ill health....

After all the stories we've had about Tennis, Athletics and Formula 1 and all the skullduggery and tempted to agree with Mr Springer's assertion in the Italian Job.... "Camp Freddie, everybody in the World is bent!"

Boll.Ocks....My joker for 2008 has gone up the spout.... oh well another name to cross off my list for next year Two hours later I've found the right replacement...not saying who though...

Boll.Ocks....My joker for 2008 has gone up the spout....

There's simply no answer to that is there?

I'm going to be self indulgent here and wish one of my heroes, Julian Cope, a Happy 50th Birthday.... Many happy returns Copey!

Co-founder of Twycross Zoo and trainer of the PG Tips chimps Molly Badham has died aged 93...

Well done South Africa. Commiserations England! Next up: the Six Nations, which will be the most open for years....

20 year old Michael Maidens has died... Another day, another young footballer dies in a car crash...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HANDREJKA.......the woman from Ellan Vannin...

Well done that man! I'm surprised it's your first time though. Beginner's luck, just like me last year.... ...and then....

Err...careful with that kind of talk round these parts... With an avatar like that I'm not surprised! He hasn't got her phone number by any chance?

I was gonna say that Death's called his bluff.....oh I have! These journos keep these things quiet don't they? First Stott, now Coren. Not a peep in the papers. Surprise, surprise... Still, I'd give his daughter one!

Thanks. I needed it!