themaninblack

Politically motivated deaths in Texas? Who have thunk it!

That wily old manager Bob Paisley died 20 years ago today...

On my pile of books to read...

"Right now, I have the feeling that I am 2-0 up in the first half of a match that has not finished yet," he added. "But I am sure I will end up winning." He better hope his white cells don't bugger off after 77 mins...

NOOOOOOOOO!! Not the wolfman! I loved Bulgaria in the 1994 World Cup. The cult team of the ages...

Barely any. They used to pop up with the odd obscurity but these days it's Daily Mail or die! Might give them the boot...

Interesting point. Anyway, here's the next update...

(nods)

He'll have to wait till next time...

Scientists have discovered gravitational waves from black holes which distort the fabric of time. They discovered it tomorrow...

Time for the Guardian to cut costs and move out of London, plenty of office accommodation in Bradford. They'll save a fortune and be culturally enriched. Nah. Hedben Bridge a bit more to the west would be spot on...

Jennifer Aniston? Everyone else has...

Mills? Murphy? They're both bald-headed knobs anyhow...

He was one of those "would have sold his grandmother to stay in the Premier League" type chairmen...and probably did!

Ooh that could be a game changer...

Don't worry, Killie will knock 'em out in the replay anyhow...

That's one in the same isn't it?

Of thorns? Nah, that was that Jewish troublemaking cunt Jesus. His dad was even worse Too right, dirty fucker raped a virgin and turned her husband Joseph into a cuckold. Deities, I ask you, omnipotence goes right to their heads. Who would have his job!!!!!! He only worked for seven days, lazy bastard.

He chose the right to go, didn't he? Super Bowl 50 day!

Weeeellll, it is kind of hinted at, in a rather oblique way with the character of Henry Sellers in 'Father Ted'....

Whilst researching DDP picks, I've discovered that the former president of Latvia, Guntis Ulmanis, bears a remarkable resemblace to American Actor Joe Don Baker (off of 'Edge of Darkness'). Ulmanis: Baker:

Dream on, they'd struggle against Loughborough Town!

For the record: 1984 - George Orwell The Lord of the Rings trilogy - JRR Tolkien - Might have started it a long, long time ago... The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle (Some of them, not all) - ditto Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky - across two years! Great Expectations - Charles Dickens - planning to read it someday... And Then There were None - Agatha Christie - See Great Expectations The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald - last year Catch 22 - Joseph Heller - See Great Expectations! The Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger In 2014 Have only got into reading books in a big way in the last couple of years...

What, ever? EDIT: apologies I didn't go back enough in the thread! Oops!

He must be one of the shortest-serving MPs ever, 9 months!