themaninblack

Veteran stuntman Derek Ware (Doctor Who et al) has died aged 77...

This is the same publication that last week claimed she was a lesbian. Well at least they got something right...

Der Bomber, Gerd Muller has Alzheimer's disease...

Those two soooo want to get it on it's unreal...

He'll find that all the harps and wings have been broken by the team captain...

Apparently, Jurgen Klopp's quip about being "the normal one" was apparently used by Avram Grant when he took over as Chelsea boss from Jose Mourinho in 2007. Let's face it, it's not the first time a German has nicked a Jew's nugget has it?

Nigel Lawson must be bricking it...

Hi Ho Silver...

...........but nowhere near as shagable.........ever!! Well, not now obviously. But "Hey Mickey" era, deffo...

He's lethal...

Scotland's win at Parkhead could be crucial then...

I think the Scots still have a chance. The Irish have a couple of toughies (Germany home/ Poland away) whereas Scotland have Poland at home and then Gibraltar. I don't whether in a tied situation it is decided on head-to-heads or goals scored, if it's the latter then Scotland will need to destroy Gibraltar to qualify and get a point off the Poles and for Ireland to lose twice. Could get very close. Even then there's a playoff...

A (long overdue) update...

How's it going in the Euro qualifiers?

Jeremy Corbyn was asked for a comment. He said Healey was the best leader the Tories never had!

England out of their own World Cup at the group stage. It's not just the football team that's shit...

Cliff Michelmore to slip under the radar...

Looks like Corbyn's win finished him off!

Dead

A biopic waiting to be made there...

Never mind that shit, here comes Mongo!

I could never understand why Bungle walked around naked all day, then would put on pyjamas at the end of the show when he was going to bed. That's what Patrick Macnee used to do....

"...black, white, yellow. No one knows."

Talking of footballers, I always thought the former Middlesbrough player Mido looked like the late actor Alan Lake... Lake: Mido:

Do you believe in life after woof?