Boudicca

I am just going outside to make a snowman and may be some time. **Photo credit to charon.

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/dad-chooses-saying-series-instead-of-season-as-his-hill-to-die-on-20180731175820

Our msc has been a busy chap nocturnally. Facebook messenger screenshots could confirm he was active in my dreams too. We were cutting about Disneyland grading each ride on the lethality of them with a ticklist. Possibly for the Deathlist Cup. And then we were in Vegas and had lots of food leftover. Make of that what you will

Deathers, I'm regularly banned on 3. It is fucking annoying especially if I'm traveling.

I had 'Our House' on yesterday. It's associated in my mind with what I imagine a DL meet up would be like. I don't know why.

I've voted charon (you know it makes sense) because he told me to. But I'd have voted for LFN, you, and Sir C if I could be bothered to log in on my other accounts. Fuck knows why my name is up there. I'm not wanting to be the Theresa May fall gal should a shitshow happen. Fuck that.

It's hard work dishing out black eyes. Pesky bones damaging your hands.

Not sure if it's the same on my member account but I did once fix SC winning the day quite successfully in the interests of science. And I've no idea whit he is going on about r.e signatures. It was a thing back in the day but everyone's on the mobile version and no fucker sees them. To get back on topic, in the latest Life Imitates Internet occurrence, I have a black eye which was described by someone on FB as "standard Scottish New Year" and which charon has kindly offered to equalise the effect for me

Thank you Deathers. Don't anyone pass out fae the booze!

NotW new year. First footing. Yay. But where the fuck am I meant to find a tall dark handsome man bearing coal

Should we go for actual real-time voice chat on NYE? I can see that being absolute carnage tbh.

Cheers Deathers! As for you MK, it's the Luck O' the Irish you've not been sent to the gulag for using an Americanism. Atrocious patter

Deathlist standards?

No idea who these people could be

Sadly not but imagine your FB feed with him on it You'd never go to work He went astral travelling with me once! What a terrific poster he was. I miss him.

Zorders was an utter gent in chat. LFN and I discovered we grew up in the same town and charon.. well he's charon, we'll say nae more. Best thing about it was Banshees impersonating me back in the day when you could change names and harassing a female poster Took the heat off me for a bit and it was one of my rare reports. Bring it back!

I was about to say I'm happy enough to have charon, Sir C, LFN, msc, Phantom, etc on Facebook but then I remembered that time I had a chat with Zorders and the year you were spamming the forum and Hein told me how to kick you if you started that nonsense in chat because he was busy doing the new list. I'm getting quite teary now. Fond memories

FTFY

We had two people to give cards and salmon to and timed it so well that they were both out when we delivered. Re-fuckin-sult. Then we went for a romantic moonlit dangerwalk right past the Uberhun who castigates folk for being the wrong sort of Protestant, and me an Irish Catholic * * Today he was sawing wood fae the burnin' which he doesn't do on a Sunday. Christmas Day is not a religious holiday therefore it's acceptable to 'work' on burning fenians. God's work.

Aye, that went well Anyway. I woke up to a lit fire! Who says only bad girls get coal? Merry Christmas DLers!

Or as it's known in our house, "I'm away to work" As for aviation, NotW discussion tends to be along the lines of, "how does God keep them in the sky?"

Little OJ typifies them. Absolutely glorious when he got his Mummy onto Twitter

Whit? You said they could have have half a vote as long as it was approved by the registered owner / father/ husband. It's in your manifesto. I'm considering not voting for you now. Oh wait...

You have no idea of the sheer terror I experienced as that photo slowly loaded Sorry for triggering you LFN. Would you like a safe space, a paper bag to breathe into or any other special consideration?