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I'm almost as proud of my 82 (?) day run of no hits as I am of being in the final without a crushing defeat, although there's no shame in that v @Spade_Cooley Congratulations to the winner and many thanks to @msc for all his hard work, to @Sir Creep for advice and encouragement, and to everyone else who took part. It was fun!

Congratulations, @msc ** My Gift is a bit faulty given he was also a Cup hit for Spade *** Congratulations to you too @Spade_Cooley If nothing else a new Squonking Record may be incoming...

You contacted our NZ Celtic boy's stepdaughter!

Am I actually here? In final? Omigod. I'm going to be crushed. Yy SC please do go visit neighbour in Lafayette hospice. "How are ya really?" "Team Creep thinking of you a lot" Wear your DL t shirt.

Last summer you really did keep going "are you ever goin' tae take part in The Cup? Go on" This is entirety your fault!

Telt ya about Steve Essex! I've only been cutting about this place not actually doing any deadpooling since about 2004. Must have picked up some skillz by mistake... That an I've The Gift.

Wowsers, that thar irish rebel boi SC on track for 11K today or tomorrow. TW11NT Congratulations in advance!

You have barred us from an entire continent mo cridhe. Cool! And yes, mods can get warnings or be banned altogether <IYG>

So wait let me get this straight, the airline The Inverness Two is gonnae be barred from forever is Virgin, aye? That right @Sir Creep ?

Probably some such powers somewhere. Can't really be bothered unless @Cat O'Falksays otherwise, I think is the established forum conduct, but don't ask me, I just make the rules!

Oh aye? (y'all) Shouldn't this be in the Chirac thread? Paging @Cat O'Falk stat!

So you're thinking, 'you are pretty much perfect' then they mention they are covered in diesel. OMG. It does not get better than that.

Enormous coincidence but that is exactly what I am listening to as well!