Boudicca

That's the best exegesis of that book ever, and you haven't even finished it. Kev is just a wee bit misguided. He almost certainly wouldn't be barred from here.

I'll race you on the Pitsea Flyover one day and win

Okay who wrote this? @Lord Fellatio Nelson https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/lifestyle/wanker-fixing-up-classic-car-20200831199982?format=amp

Terrorism is never cool, kids. Sorry you had to learn this the hard way America.

Americans have adverts for spaghetti like you don't eat enough anyways? You are all seriously absolute mentalists.

I think we should all just repurpose the techy thread to fight in. Or there's the Chirac thread for utter insane ramblings. Is there is mod power button to quarantine certain posters in? There might be.

Should we have a "mate" thread just for personal abuse? Oh, no right, I started one about ten years ago and it's already pinned.

Mate... that's looking a wee bit unlikely. You are doing yourself no favours here.

I've added the original lost tag to this thread and given you a like for that really manly beer glass I got from Tesco because I identity as a five year old girl at times.

My aunty Eilee. I'm sort of named for her in an Anglicised way. Stayed with her every summer in Cork and honestly can't believe she's gone. She was the last left. Every other cunto in Ireland fucked off to America. I'm going to have to stay with the gypsy ****** we don't talk about when I go over now. Eternal rest and perpetual light shine upon you Eilie. May you rest in peace.

The use of "hun" on Mumsnet gets the hapless newbie rightly castigated and ostracised. That shite is for Netmums and is the calling card of morons. The use of "hun" on Scottish football forums gets you banned because sectarianism. I've been barred repeatedly from both (for more interesting reasons) so I'm the authority on this.

I came up with "Lochdown" on SM before any Scotsman did. @Paul Bearer @msc etc

The Child Support Agency are really bored. They just sent me a text saying they are are operating a limited service in the wake of the global pandemic. You've been doing that for decades you utter fucking useless roasters.

Accidentally knocked the sound off on YouTube and honestly thought my life was over forever. I had to be talked down from 600 miles away.

your phone is obviously much more corporate minded than mine, Skinny. I'm truly amazed it didn't suggest a hilarious GIF.