Boudicca

on your marks...

Looks like Steve's prediction for the day was right. IF true. He could be jetting off to a Caribbean Island or something. A Downing Street backdrop would be easy to do for his updates.. Scary for his pregnant missus though.

I've been quite sick so I've not been up to much. Did anyone get that "Clap for Carers" thing?** Nothing here. Thank fuck we're all too antisocial to start doing flash mobs like the Italians. ** Unfortunate word choice.

This just in from charon: Prince Charles is isolating at Balmoral with Covid 19. Prince Andrew is at Windsor with Jennifer, 14.

My GBF#2 just now: "you should really delete your entire Facebook and Twitter because you absolutely come across like a terrorist and Homeland Security..." I don't! I'm just maybe a bit outspoken sometimes is all. Also, calling for the whole government to be lined up and shot was perfectly justified.

The most terrible thing about this bad cold that's flooring me is I'm too weak to skip YouTube ads and they are just as awful as you can imagine. And it's trolling me. I go to sleep on my second phone, let it do its own thing and wake up to "Saturday Night Fever"

These boys.

I've just bought the last box of wine in the highlands. There's none on the west coast. This is going to be interesting. Death toll from abrupt withdrawal to add to it.

Counting blessings since there's a run on booze in Scotland and I've been drinking since ten this morning. I really like the fact that we're all in this together unlike the troubles America paid for. Makes a nice difference not going "where's that building / street / city gone?" fuss they made about two of theirs... And we're all even barred from Canada like Sir Creep. Je suis SC without going to the bother of winding up border guards. That's two. There's rakes good about this. Perspective.

Thank you boys. I thought it was just me going "what class of madman puts toast in the fridge, am I missing something?" Nice to know it's just that one. Outlier.

A cupboard in England. Protestants put toasters in them. Don't ask me why. Ditto fridge chilled toast. Absolute inexplicable behaviour.

Protestants. Give them the run of the kitchen because social distancing and they put the toaster in the press (!) aaaand toast IN THE FRIDGE. Actual maniacs. I can't even try to explain any of this.

And they're always gobbing on the pitch. Even Prince Philip has been trained not to do that in public. Could change the face of football forever, this.

Sounds like a normal weekday in the highlands.

I just had a second vaccination of live viruses (MMR) because the NHS lost my medical records. Can't keep up with me skipping countries fair enough. The surgery was pretty much deserted, just me, no doctors either apparently. This exact thing happened during Avian Flu, I go to some bird sanctuary wondering where everyone is. I'm making no sense at all even for me, but my point is, if, like I was told, I might feel delirious, how do I know if it's just the vaccine or I'm sick and should be out shaking hands with everyone I hate? ** ^^ delirious type post.