Boudicca

Little OJ typifies them. Absolutely glorious when he got his Mummy onto Twitter

Whit? You said they could have have half a vote as long as it was approved by the registered owner / father/ husband. It's in your manifesto. I'm considering not voting for you now. Oh wait...

You have no idea of the sheer terror I experienced as that photo slowly loaded Sorry for triggering you LFN. Would you like a safe space, a paper bag to breathe into or any other special consideration?

Ridiculous. What if the gentleman was gallantly trying to keep her safe from rapists outside? The NotW version is "Baby There's Coal Outside" <romantic>

Fuck you. (Our first exchange iirc) Least I was working.

Gap year working a bar SotW and "supervising" the lock-in

I'm pretty sure that your late night chat show would be very popular!

Lies!

YOU bought the axe which I was immediately drawn to I was blamelessly buying wellies in the hardware shop. "Forcing"

Those banana emojis! ** Actual axe / block

And that's charon at 8K, typically making the most of it by asking Deathray a question about a post from July '17.

Aye. Heard it

Well there's no logs needing chopping at the moment, but said axe is about to be tested

Charon and I now own an axe. Absolutely nothing could go wrong