Boudicca

Last summer you really did keep going "are you ever goin' tae take part in The Cup? Go on" This is entirety your fault!

Telt ya about Steve Essex! I've only been cutting about this place not actually doing any deadpooling since about 2004. Must have picked up some skillz by mistake... That an I've The Gift.

Wowsers, that thar irish rebel boi SC on track for 11K today or tomorrow. TW11NT Congratulations in advance!

You have barred us from an entire continent mo cridhe. Cool! And yes, mods can get warnings or be banned altogether <IYG>

So wait let me get this straight, the airline The Inverness Two is gonnae be barred from forever is Virgin, aye? That right @Sir Creep ?

Probably some such powers somewhere. Can't really be bothered unless @Cat O'Falksays otherwise, I think is the established forum conduct, but don't ask me, I just make the rules!

Oh aye? (y'all) Shouldn't this be in the Chirac thread? Paging @Cat O'Falk stat!

So you're thinking, 'you are pretty much perfect' then they mention they are covered in diesel. OMG. It does not get better than that.

Enormous coincidence but that is exactly what I am listening to as well!

Sorry, but you typing "She's Irish AF" on an actual official immigration form was too good not to be documented on this thread SC

It only took three years to get him to consider changing it We'll let gymnastic typing dogs lie, perhaps.

It's absolutely tropical in the east coast highlands. I need more thin clothes. Most I have on me are for the west. I keep meeting folk saying, "Cold! Wind!" I'm all wft, it isn't! Take your coat off, it's glorious! T shirt weather cuntos.

Check the scoreboard/ stats, enfant stupide, and come back to me with a reason to take your negging seriously, cunto! Love ya! <torrent of abuse incoming>