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    Ironic Deaths

    <editing from 2018> BHB asked me to start this. I've forgotten why, but quite possibly there was drink taken and / or an embargo on pointless new threads. how times have changed Anyway, it's his and has stood the test of time. BHB's legacy or summat.
  2. I came up with "Lochdown" on SM before any Scotsman did. @Paul Bearer @msc etc
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    What are you doing to kill the boredom.

    The Child Support Agency are really bored. They just sent me a text saying they are are operating a limited service in the wake of the global pandemic. You've been doing that for decades you utter fucking useless roasters.
  4. Accidentally knocked the sound off on YouTube and honestly thought my life was over forever. I had to be talked down from 600 miles away.
  5. your phone is obviously much more corporate minded than mine, Skinny. I'm truly amazed it didn't suggest a hilarious GIF.
  6. Wtf phone the other day. Pliers. Really? **Tigers obviously a wee bit understandable.
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    What are you doing to kill the boredom.

    I wish I could like that twice msc. I'm sorry. I'm still a wee bit delirious but that is pretty much what's going on. Thanks. In other news I've been doing permitted exercise hiding by a stream and someone (guess who) has suggested I try to cross it. Challenge accepted cunto! So "idiotic bored woman drowned in the highlands" that'll be me. Watch this space. And don't be even mentioning The Cant EVER. It's secret.
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    What are you doing to kill the boredom.

    Countless times I've tried to teach my Dad how to use the internet but he didn't see the point because EastEnders. I bet he's regretting it now he's had a polis escort home AGAIN buying "magazines" from behind the counter at Mr. Patel's. ETA now according to absolutely crazed delirious XH in hospital I have destroyed the NHS, from 600 miles away! I'm actually really amazed at this alleged Superpower and thinking on which ... (Iain Duncan Smith you are first) which people or organisations to use on next.
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    Room 101

    Fewer, Deathray. And aye. You're basically right.
  10. Given the amount of recipe-swapping and general food conversation in DeadChat, I think there's room for this thread. Several male posters have revealed themselves to be bloody good cooks. I'll kick off the thread by asking if DeathListers will be making their own pancakes tomorrow.
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    The Deathlist Kitchen

    What is your point? Are you making this? No. Anyways don't imperialists call it "tuna casserole" the absolute weirdos? Or post that thing you do with AUBERGINES, which are NOT EVER called eggplants except by barbarians. Or that pizza. I don't care. These are desperate times.
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    What are you doing to kill the boredom.

    My godmother is so bored she's kept me on the phone THREE HOURS and apparently this is all the fault of Oliver Cromwell.
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    Room 101

    Skinny's gifs are the best thing about Deathlist these days with Deathrays meltdowns running a close second. I am very sad because I lost something precious because I'm an absolute idiot so I'm launching myself into Room 101. It'll be interesting. Full of sharks and Ricky Gervais.
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    What are you doing to kill the boredom.

    Some boy I first met from my Saturday job in 1987 has "reached out" to ask if I'm okay. I am determined to best this utterly bored desperate effort and track down my pal Carina, who I haven't seen or heard from since we were both five. I hope she's safe.
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    Room 101

    @Deathray if you ever return, I have obviously not made myself clear. My post ^^ is referring to my ex husband, who has never posted on Deathlist, although I know he reads it sometimes (to see which country I'm in mainly) Wrong. Ex. I absolutely agree it would be pretty hypocritical of me if the situation you imagined there was true. You'd be totally right in that case.
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    Notable Coronavirus Victims

    If you can get the junk food. Harry Gow's Dream Rings aren't always available I don't think your BMI sounds over. I got absolute telt when mine got down to 16 but I'm likely smaller so about right I'd say. I know it sounds obvious but might you get exhausted enough to sleep semi upright perhaps? And keep with the fluids and the vitamin D (difficult if you can't go out, I know) We're twenty years too young to be interested in the medical issues of our friends, colleagues and acquaintances, but this is what this thing has done to us! And also can one of the admins please split this thread into notable victims and just non obitable Deathlisters etc please?
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    Notable Coronavirus Victims

    Sorry to hear that @the_engineer Few weeks. I keep thinking I'm better so I overdo it, then get booted all over again. I've never been so ill I can't walk two miles to the shop for more than one or two days. I smoked through pleurisy when I smoked and gave not one fuck. This is something else all right. It ain't man flu and it affects you XY people even more. I don't so much sleep as burn up and hallucinate with my eyes closed. I ate today for the first time in almost a week so all that doesn't help. Taste and smell like you say, you honestly can't be hooped but you should try. Coughing at night is shite. You never get the rest you really need. I think this IS the mild version though. Someone I know is likely dead within two days. So I think we're okay.
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    What are you doing to kill the boredom.

    I'm honestly that bored I'm considering putting Sir Creep on a hundred years ban and no fucker will even argue. I've even been offered cash for this. Unless you do want to fight me. In which case you know the rules, 12 Ruel Street, cunto. Square go. Bring yer tiger.
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    What are you doing to kill the boredom.

    YouTube was so FUCKING ANNOYING I just blagged a six month ad free upgrade. These are very trying times and free Netflix too is v important. I haven't worked out how to get Amazon Prime video free yet but I'll find a way.
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    Notable Coronavirus Victims

    That makes all kinds of sense. Thank you. Ditto msc's suggestion of a pet tiger. I was absolutely floored by it and tbh didn't help I had nobody to make me food because I'm usually borderline underweight anyways. My pal getting Marmite toast slid under his door, I was so jealous! But feed a cold, starve a fever my granny said. I'm not sure how this applies to tigers @msc
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    Notable Coronavirus Victims

    Lay off the paracetamol too. Fevers happen for a reason. Don't be taking it unless you're likely to be going into convulsions. Let it burn.
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    What are you doing to kill the boredom.

    Okay where the fuck are my tigers?. Everything, all class of weapo... right we won't talk about that but absolutely everything else ordered been delivered. Has @msc been panic buying them?!
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    Room 101

    We should keep the tiger thing really quiet because I only have to mention something and my XH sends it to me. He gets word of this chat there will be a lion and puma and jaguar out front. "I didn't know which you like so sent you three" What the actual fuck XH? I say this lots.
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    Room 101

    I'm not meant to be allowed pets as a condition of my lease but my darling dug from the west coast spent a few nights and days here. There is nobody working at the council is there, so who is going to notice a wee tiger? We should absolutely do it.
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    Room 101

    I think is Bedlam isn't it for Lardy... Anyways I'm still confused that Toast hasn't heard a bicycle bell for decades. Are we saying that people in England are NOT doing permitted exercise riding Penny Farthings? Polis circling McColls yesterday they are that bored. Honest to fuck. I sort of wanted them to question me about the Lurpak and wine I bought and imagine the evening I was having. Edit: has msc got his tiger yet?
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