Boudicca

Ridiculous. What if the gentleman was gallantly trying to keep her safe from rapists outside? The NotW version is "Baby There's Coal Outside" <romantic>

Fuck you. (Our first exchange iirc) Least I was working.

Gap year working a bar SotW and "supervising" the lock-in

I'm pretty sure that your late night chat show would be very popular!

Lies!

YOU bought the axe which I was immediately drawn to I was blamelessly buying wellies in the hardware shop. "Forcing"

Those banana emojis! ** Actual axe / block

And that's charon at 8K, typically making the most of it by asking Deathray a question about a post from July '17.

Aye. Heard it

Well there's no logs needing chopping at the moment, but said axe is about to be tested

Charon and I now own an axe. Absolutely nothing could go wrong

Oh you are a perfect gentleman S.C (sorry but you really are) P.B has been working behind scenes to get me back also. I'm really grateful. And pretty much teflon coated.

I'm going to try to like this ^^ twice just for the use of Rad. You'll always be Radguy to me as well. Edit: fuck, I can't. The thought was there.

I will refer this to Thread Police and our specialist if that is okay with you. @Cat O'Falk @Achelous and let them decide. They can sort things out amongst themselves r.e bovine matters. I can't believe I'm typing this. Bovine matters.

Miss Bou Pics or gtf. They CAN'T be worse than the giant revolver one surely?

That is utterly dreadful but thanks for putting it in my stolen thread rather than LFN's. Put the bizarre firearm photo in here! DL needs to see it. Still can't believe you just drove by that going "oh that's a bit strange" but I've been WTAF about it all day.

I would have to clear it with Thread Police but I believe it should go in the Chirac thread (where I believe everything should go)

I'm fucking actually terrified not to. Double post deleted. Sorry LFN, you are braver than I am.

I am deliberately not going to delete that double post.

That does sound horrible S.C. Sleep deprivation is a form of torture as any parent knows. I'm struggling to cope in the almost 30° temperature and cutting about in a wet t-shirt but texts are back, yay, and GBF#2 comedown has properly kicked in so he's quiet.

I am seriously tempted to steal this entire thread and merge it with my Chirac one but charon is on it so I don't fucking dare.

at Deathray being so familiar with the ban page. Aubergines aside can I please (please? It's my stolen thread) just say E.E are utter imbeciles and I hate them. I can't even get texts from someone somewhere now because there isn't even 2G so having to rely on drug-addled GBF#2 who is usually okay but utterly batshit mental on weekends. GBF#1 made me laugh yesterday, but neither of them compare. I might have to contact GBF#3 or <gasp> my girl pals. Or family /rant ** I may be back to rage some more. It's early still.

Knitting forums is actually true. We were extremely close to joining for the craic and also for reasons. It's quite uncanny they got a mention. Have you got a cam in my new place Deathers?

Weather forums The entire lot of this utter shite needs moving to the Chirac thread where it would be perfectly at home but I am too busy on Facebook for economic reasons and doing actual adulting in RL.

Mine would be the Pete Doherty one because it starts with absolute jokes from our founding fathers and descends into a banal soap opera. Sister Lucia = utter lunacy. And most recently the rapper thread is amusing me no end. Dickie O, Brinsworth house, all have fond memories. Which are your recommendations for classics?