Boudicca

This is MY thread charon! Okay. Guess you are right as usual. Back to my books.

Never eaten cucumber. No wonder Highlanders be," it's only minus ten ffs, stop whining you'll be cold without me, I'm only away to the door wearing not very many clothes to smoke. No we are not putting the heating on"

Lol. Auberginetastic! I do and don't miss parenting. Shouldn't you be at work i.e correcting fuck-ups made by co-workers?

Just fucking stop it with the euphemisms. Anyway the eggplant / aubergine chat was much more interesting. Does anybody actually eat them? Android and FB have an emoji for the slimy evil fuckers. Even my son aged three could identify them in his toys. What is the world coming to? I despair.

NO IT IS NOT!!! (Or a carrot) I hereby banish you back to Facebook. Begone S.C!

Imagine they both died in a car crash / airplane disaster and suddenly loads of people are googling "Chirac Couple" and find this thread My pointless post / thought for the day is why Shaun of the Dead decided to change to the Irish, "Sean". Big Team found? Not that I mind. All the cool kids are Catholic.

Happy Birthday btw S.C. I hope the thread title / discussion won't apply to you. Isn't that a nice cheery birthday wish? Thank me later.

Apart from Karate Master Xjoii Rjjx.

We could all get martial arts names I suppose but I can't find a decent generator and can't be bothered to make one up.

You are lovely to revive this but is there some sort of row we should be having about this statement? @Sir Creep

Fuck off the pair of you. Especially you Lfneminem.

I don't want a new avatar but if some photoshop genius could put two stripes under my eye like that madster Lisa Lopes and bling me up a bit I'd be extremely grateful. The much-missed CaptainOates used to do some great ones for me but all were sadly lost in the Great Hard Drive Disaster of 2010

Admins, please! I was only joking. I love it when a thread goes haywire. I'm just envious my stolen Chirac thread is lonely is all.

^^ still annoyed he was banned from Canada. Impressive though.. I've yet to be barred from an entire country.

The Notorious B.O.U was chillin' in da new crib shifting furniture in 28° ffs Banter will be resumed in a few weeks time. Word * *That word is "E.E are lying c**ts and won't have my WiFi on" **Yes I know that's a sentence. Anyway, sterling work from all the people livening this up especially YW Should we have a DL Classics board do you think? I'd want the Sister Lucia thread there but enough members nominate (or an arbitrary decision from one of the staff in true DL tradition) then in it goes.

Telt. The Dangerous C. I really like your rapper name TQR.

Oh look. Charon's post saying mods have fuck all powers was deleted. Who could have done such a terrible thing?

Don't fucking tempt me. I can move the posts right off the board, junior, but I'm finding them amusing.

Sounds great!

Thread locked * * Not really, but I might do it because reasons. And the admin gods. I would suggest that our gentlemen (and I use this term extremely loosely given the utter reprobates we are dealing with here) retire to my stolen Chirac thread with their brandy.

Utterly outstanding work but Lara Roxx thread for this I think @charon

Boudelicious is a terrific name but I thought we were talking rappers and DL isn't ready for it anyways (JOKES) And you S.C and my GBF#2 need to STOP mentioning shite graphic novels on my FB feed ,I've had two more iffy ads!

D.D.T has oft been accused of being an Islamic fundamentalist by Dr Z so he could be Dr. Devon Daesh Trip. Lil Daeshray.

That is absolutely brilliant! I really want to hear more of them but Deathray is trying to get me banned (again)

How about you either fuck off or join in giving your rapper name? Go to another site if you don't like GirlieD.