Boudicca

They haven't caught me yet but I've heard tell they do things to people known to be harbouring /aiding and abetting Catholics. They tamper with their doors and water pipes etc. Don't let it happen to you! Be A Ware.

I'll invite myself in for coffee next time I go to Waitrose.

Wickford or Billericay?

It's very rural. Couldn't prove a thing. He'd easily get away with it and absolutely used to snow so I think he should do it. We'll provide alibis if needed. That sort of thing would drive me to murder too...

Go out and push it over and beat the driver to death, what's stopping you? This isn't like you at all

That's absolutely perfect. Leek where it should be. Lol at Australia and Travelodges being there too Basildon is also in the correct place what with me and LFN both growing up there. And him in Norfolk now...

How did I miss this? The others have said what I wanted to extremely well but, "Gentlemen"? Here? Hein (perfect gentleman, sadly missed) Cat, YW, SC, DI, DDT, PB** some more, but they're generally, er actually I was thinking I'd list two or three but on consideration there's lots we'll not mention MK and LFN is an absolute wrong-un too. Also, you do know women are allowed on the internet now? (With the permission of their fathers or husbands of course) Drive-by ranters are rare in this day and age. Please stick around. You'd be welcome ** Complete coincidence I included my bosses there. I honestly do think they're gentleman.

You are a very bad man. Difficult. Dangerous When I get reports about you I actually cover my eyes when I read them. Then I ignore them obviously. I have to say though that one of them was the most hilarious extremely well-written rant I've ever seen so well done for inspiring that

You're lucky LFN is taking a break I might just hit him up on FB so he can defend this dreadful accusation. P.S Can you put Leek, Staffordshire in there please?

Ex husband#2 He was driving so his fault <gavel> Ex. There you go

YES!!! The number of times I text "I am actually agreeing with you!" Just remembered a pointless argument about the colour of a carpet. It was serious enough to almost cause a car crash. Wtf?

I'd like to laugh at these but I "cannot add any more reactions today"

Angry storming away is usually good if you have a car or there is shelter about. I stupidly did it in rural Scotland once then thought "I could actually die from exposure before Mr B wakes up and realises I've gone" so slinked back and apologised profusely instead. Worked out fine iirc

That's you on the register... ETA only joking.

I've only ever been to St Alban's by mistake (wasn't me left it a pile of smoking ruins, you can't prove a thing ) because of a disaster on the M25 and getting redirected. Very middle class. Artisan coffee, wanky patisseries (sp?) stupid house prices etc People who live in Leek, Staffordshire. They're for the watching. No-righters, every last one. Not sure about Rey (I'm very amused by your bad mood ) but I'd say she sounds more middle than upper. My sister in law who is a lawyer and had a military brat / boarding school education is similar. Upper is simultaneously more drawled and clipped, but the British aristocracy usually throw curve balls. Prince William and his glottal stops for example.

Decimal / metric came in around the time I was born (1971) which was a good thing because money became base 10. Other than that, meh, whateves This is a great wandering off topic btw. Sorry Deathray. We'll get back on track.

I was thinking about offering him my son's booster seat for a percentage...

People still do use imperial though. My brother was here a few days ago. A job came up. He's ex military Royal Marines / security now. Needed to be six foot. Just to sit in a car

Height? Really? I wouldn't know where to start in cm. There's a foot between me and Mr B I know that (doesn't matter, we're rarely vertical) and my brother professes to be 5'8" but isn't... I started primary in England in 1975 for the record.

They have the infrastructure North of the Wall. The gritter is out even before Mr B leaves for work and that's stupidly early. ETA Blizzard. I'm going out.

Not sure about "all" schools and snow because my son goes to a special one fifteen miles away due to him having severe autism. Daughter even further but it's sixth form so they're open (although she's more clueless than he is tbh ) It is ridiculous though, the panic at a bit of frosting in the S.E. That said, I did go out to cover my daffodils with a plastic sheet at 5 a.m when Mr B texted to wake me up. Probably too late but not bad in terms of collateral damage.

Light dusting of snow so the school is shut FFS Really  Wouldn't happen in the western Highlands. They just take the weans out to gather up bits of wicker from the island. Keeps them warm. ** I might make soup today too. And baked potatoes. Needed due to child me wanting to play in the snow

I've read some of hers and economics is usually the theme. Hedge funds, the Lloyd's crash, etc. I wouldn't say they are solely "romance" novels at all, it's incidental.

This thread seems okay to me SC and fuck any cunto who disagrees. Sounds horrible. Post away