Boudicca

Cool thread. I’ve had three Chinese phones in the last year on recommendation (I’m harsh on them too ) Umi, Leagoo and Xaomi. They are really amazing performance wise for the price. My most recent ex husband can’t get on with them at all which just goes to show they are the phone choice for non wrong-uns. ** 6000 mah battery with quick charging if this witchcraft exists without loss of spec I'm going for #4

Adjusting his hood... Seriously though, I’m sorry DDT. You must still be shaken. Horrible

You're doing DL all wrong new'un, it's middle management you need to get on the good side of, trust me.

"Specular", and passive aggressive age-related insults aren't his style? I am torn on this though. His post suggests Deathlisting is a terrible waste of time and he's better off without us. I once lost a BMW (ask Lady G) because things were getting interesting on the forum so I know where he is coming from.

Can we have The 'Kid back now? He's the same age as my child#1 and I'd be quite proud if she'd written that. Especially "specular" rants Go on. I'll bin him myself if he starts again.

Ask on Gransnet? They're quite sympathetic towards people with clueless DILs (and I'm very sorry for your loss and that you're in the horrible position of having to pussyfoot around her) It doesn't sound right to me but then again I was talking about putting my seventeen year old up for adoption the other day and hoping to avoid grandchild woes so might not be best placed to give advice.

DDT, that is uncannily accurate

Late to the party as usual Deathers. Achelous is a decent long term member worthy of elevation. Cadie has been a member since 2015 I think and sounds okay and if it's true she's a social media expert she seems to know her stuff ie Lardy always posting about her bowels, Cat being a flight tracking expert, LFN and his tales of being hung like a hamster and his passion for classic cars etc..and charon being, well, charon. She understands us. I can only hope she takes us on to new and greater things! Who is a mere mod to question the decisions of the great admins? All I do usually is say is"no please don't ban X " (Usually MK who I have a soft spot for because he's from Cork )

I'm sure after that impassioned plea / mild threat that nobody will discuss the gender of aeroplanes or the weather in that sacred thread, ever. DLers don't do that sort of thing.

If our glorious leader gets drunk enough to sack Cadie and Achelous and maybe promote Charon or Tempus instead, it's the sort of thing they'd do without giving zero fucks. Amongst other worrying but funny things.

This is swiftly becoming the new Patrick Moore thread. Mods please! Oh wait.

That's terrible. I'll get on it asap. Should I be fighting for cis women to be recognised or transwomen who ARE actual women? Should it be Hatchet Persons?

Achelous are you sure you don't want to exercise your new mod powers? It's New Year newbie time so there are a few new people starting rubbish threads you could practice on

Banshees' post at the top of this page reminds why I'm still drawn to Deathlist like a moth to a flame over a decade and a half since I joined. Anyway, Happy New Year beloved (you really are, I don't tell you often enough how much you make me laugh) forum people and line manager, bosses / executives too I suppose...Wishing everyone all the best for their various lists in 2018.

Aw, rockerhopper is much missed*, you're quite right. *And Zorders. **And MK and his antics Disclaimer: Views are my own and not those of my employers.

Laphroaig, fire, nice presents, it doesn't get better. Merry Christmas Deathlisters!

My father is building up quite the history of sexually harassing my next door neighbour. Memorably "I hope you're talking to me" when she was innocently threatening her small boys with a spanking. And recently about their bathroom refit. "I would love to get in that old bath with you darling" He also once said he'd give 'both" my underage daughter and her friend smacked bottoms if they didn't get home on time. Obviously I've recorded all this and if I didn't need to keep him alive for inheritance purposes I'd be straight on the phone to Inspector Yewtree. I'm buying him massage oil and a new bathrobe for Christmas.

I can't keep weight on atm either and I'm not even on that horrible drug. I tried it once and it was awful. Launch it and start vaping instead. Costs less than a tenner a week once you know what you like.

Naw... it's boring unless you're genuinely needing charon's tech expertise to get a ££££ performance phone for ££ in which case you just pm or hit him up on FB. Google the Alternative Leigh Griffiths blog if you really want a laugh on P&B It's awesome.

Fucksakes best P&B thread ever (apart from the Chinese phones one)

cos it never gets old. My daughter is aff tonight to boyfriends family who drink even more than I do plus pyrotechnics. Aye. Nothing could go wrong Fireworks during the the day are re-ups Deathray and especially seethe-inducing I agree.

We all know how much I love amateur fireworks. And the inconsiderate fuckwits are out in force again. Neither my son (200 miles away with XH#2) or dug is here (600 miles away with her father) but it's still fucking annoying. And I had to wait ages to buy cigarettes because the firework kiosk took the staff away from the usual customer service area. Scum. Subhuman scum.