Boudicca

Sorry to hear that @the_engineer Few weeks. I keep thinking I'm better so I overdo it, then get booted all over again. I've never been so ill I can't walk two miles to the shop for more than one or two days. I smoked through pleurisy when I smoked and gave not one fuck. This is something else all right. It ain't man flu and it affects you XY people even more. I don't so much sleep as burn up and hallucinate with my eyes closed. I ate today for the first time in almost a week so all that doesn't help. Taste and smell like you say, you honestly can't be hooped but you should try. Coughing at night is shite. You never get the rest you really need. I think this IS the mild version though. Someone I know is likely dead within two days. So I think we're okay.

I'm honestly that bored I'm considering putting Sir Creep on a hundred years ban and no fucker will even argue. I've even been offered cash for this. Unless you do want to fight me. In which case you know the rules, 12 Ruel Street, cunto. Square go. Bring yer tiger.

YouTube was so FUCKING ANNOYING I just blagged a six month ad free upgrade. These are very trying times and free Netflix too is v important. I haven't worked out how to get Amazon Prime video free yet but I'll find a way.

That makes all kinds of sense. Thank you. Ditto msc's suggestion of a pet tiger. I was absolutely floored by it and tbh didn't help I had nobody to make me food because I'm usually borderline underweight anyways. My pal getting Marmite toast slid under his door, I was so jealous! But feed a cold, starve a fever my granny said. I'm not sure how this applies to tigers @msc

Lay off the paracetamol too. Fevers happen for a reason. Don't be taking it unless you're likely to be going into convulsions. Let it burn.

Okay where the fuck are my tigers?. Everything, all class of weapo... right we won't talk about that but absolutely everything else ordered been delivered. Has @msc been panic buying them?!

We should keep the tiger thing really quiet because I only have to mention something and my XH sends it to me. He gets word of this chat there will be a lion and puma and jaguar out front. "I didn't know which you like so sent you three" What the actual fuck XH? I say this lots.

I'm not meant to be allowed pets as a condition of my lease but my darling dug from the west coast spent a few nights and days here. There is nobody working at the council is there, so who is going to notice a wee tiger? We should absolutely do it.

I think is Bedlam isn't it for Lardy... Anyways I'm still confused that Toast hasn't heard a bicycle bell for decades. Are we saying that people in England are NOT doing permitted exercise riding Penny Farthings? Polis circling McColls yesterday they are that bored. Honest to fuck. I sort of wanted them to question me about the Lurpak and wine I bought and imagine the evening I was having. Edit: has msc got his tiger yet?

Anyways right so I've HAD this fucking thing. It was worse than 'flu but okay and yes it did come roaring back to kick fuck out of me again. Question: am I immune now? Can I now cut about like someone immortal? I'm not especially that bored so contact your nearest friendly moderator if you think this post should be moved. Or. Just GTF. We are all WFH doing even less than usual. Should see our Zooms. I'm losing in the "show yer pet" stakes. I think @Paul Bearer is going to win.

We are at bit behind the times in the highlands. Apparently the peat wagons are having a hard time coming up from Inverness.

I was just thinking it would be a really shite time to win the lottery. Can't move or travel so you'd be having to order tigers online and keep them in your front garden. And drones. Lots of drones. But apart from that, it'd be shite.

And those cyclists who expect you and your dug to teleport because they are ringing their bell. In you go, cuntos!

I don't believe he was sick for one second. Boy was in for a wee bit of liposuction is all.

Runners who are men can be fired in here. Brush past at zero distance if it's really that important. More fool you because you're statistically more likely to die.

It isn't only links.

I found this absolutely raging live version of "It's A Sin" and all my gay and dancer FB friends are now on a conference call schedule to do this. Sorry @Paul Bearer @msc @Sir Creep @Lord Fellatio Nelson you are not invited. I'll make it up to you. I'll send GIFs or something.

No confirmed cases in the highlands, we've all just got a bad cold is all. We'll get over it, no need to bother anyone.

Fuck. I swear I cropped this but anyways.

The man from the council doing a repair and dressing up exactly like the scary men from the U.S government in E.T gave me a call from a personal mobile number asking how I was, and nothing at all about the repair. His name is James. Is this protocol now? Maybe he was really bored perhaps? It does seem a bit unprofessional anyways, bored or no.

That was probably me. Sorry.

I've a warning from Anubis he dished out to me in 2006 for the hell of it. That's exactly what it says. And one from Paul, and I'm still not over him deleting a thread I started the same year. I'm amazed I have so few given the part I played in the The Great Moderator Sacking with I.Y.G.

My Dad is currently on his FOURTH polis warning / escort home. That's how he's doing the shielding. Getting lifted. No virus is going in the way of Mr. Bou Snr and his need to buy The Daily Mail as and when. I hope they throw away the key and I am delighted this is a crime now.

I used to have the books. It was a tremendous series! Kudos, YiA. Can I come over to yours, I don't own a television.

I said that the British actually ran away at Dunkirk and got rakes of outraged responses from Londoners who are supposed to be working from home earning six figures. Was only joking but seriously, nine paragraph Facebook comments? TLDR. GTF. Deleted it in the end and called one to calm him the fuck down. Easy for me but.. ...it is getting to folk I think. **I also have 128 voicemails now. Possibly related.