Banshees Scream

It might be Havelange.

You're at an NBA game and you have front row seats and Kim Jong Un is sitting nearby and you are allowed to speak with him for just a few minutes. What can't you say to Kim Jong-un? I thought about it for a while and what you cannot say is that he is "talented" and anything to do with "everyone thinks you are" isn't allowed because his security hinted at that. If you say anything like that he'll act embarrassed because no one got to know him well early on.

Mandela is always fine.

Kalashnikov.

Earthquake in Rome .. Benedict resigns? Pope Francis takes a slip on the stairs. Will he resign too? Maybe they all will resign from now on. Pope Francis will be more appealing to the world .. a pope the world will understand for a few years.

15 who vanished mysteriously in the night .. or in the water.

Ian Farmer, Anette Funicello, Kate Granger, Mike Porcaro and Adolfo Suarez were all calls I didn't make (only regretting Damon Harris). A different approach. How much more does Odstock have to give?

It reminds me of the Old Man Thomas Parr who probably didn't live to be 152 or did he?

Will he see March? I think so.

Why did Driftmier commit suicide? Driftmier and his pilot crashed while filming dangerous flights?

Speaking of Jimmy Hoffa as mentioned in the obituary, I often wonder if they will ever find out where he went and he was mentioned recently somewhere. Is he in the concrete or is he in the river? It would be miraculous if they found him after all these years.

Is that a garbage truck or recycling truck? For some reason I think it's an after school ride home. I wouldn't do that.

Nazi Priebke.

It was a coincidence that I had a wild thought right before I saw the front page.

Superbowl XLVII is tonight and I'm all for the Baltimore Ravens. The halftime show was torturous last year having watched "Madonna". I hope Beyonce will be better.

Her two sisters weren't so lucky.

I said Oatmeal should be "Oats" and the reason for that being is because I see no reason why "meal" needs to be in it . If "meal" never existed in "Oatmeal" then it would probably just be "Oats" but I could care less. I said most never hear "oat" but instead hear "meal" but to be perfectly honest I doubt most hear both. And that's it. It's over.

Orangejuice doesn't look right but we all say it fast. Have you ever thought oatmeal should just be oats? Most never hear oat. Post fades out.

Just to b esure?

Two uniques for me. Not everyone gets two.

Nuon Chea of Khmer Rouge is hospitalized. Three left.

With a little bit of Nitrous Oxide how far down from 100 can you count to?

I don't understand why some of our prime contributors are so sold on fundraisers hanging low. I'm surprised DDT sprinted ahead and choose Lynch as his joker, I thought he was more of a Kony\Madoff\Dr. Jack fan. I think most of the telegraph stories are sad and very exaggerated so I stay away from them. Hey Mary, what's Trudi been up to?

While we have to wait .. 10 lesser known mysteries.

Raises glass to DDT .. had the best of times in death last year.