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    Richard O'Sullivan

    You better rap your arms around bubbles. Luckily if she is drunk, I will tell her he is Richard O'Sullivan. Then she will take a bite out of him.
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    Richard O'Sullivan

    For sure. Strike me.
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    Ross Davidson

    Talk about intimidating. What will Typhoid Harry say to this? We know what Harry is capable of. From morbid humor, to mind blowing catch phrases, to the grave stone of Santa Clause... can the wild but mysterious Tempus Fugit out match the California native?
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    Ross Davidson

    Thank you for the poster Hein. If this happens, either I commentate or i'm the referee. Tempus Fugit would have to be held down and searched, for weapons and small sharp objects. Typhoid Harry on the other hand might play fair, but would he with all the sudden threats to ban and suspend? Stay Tuned.
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    Sir Bobby Robson

    Yes. I disagree.
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    Ross Davidson

    I will have a talk with Typhoid Harry.
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    Ross Davidson

    Something tells me one of the Mods or Admins thought wisely and didn't want a recurrence of the 'Snooker player' Paul Hunter thread. Not only avoiding the delay of access time, but some of the beloved fans. Of course it is strange that not even the Death Watch Beatle was notified about this?
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    A Famous Belgian

    'Opposite Twinned 'Strange'rs' Is it he that you idolize? But you don't look alike Your just like a well aging Double of Dick Van Dyke? Your glasses are dark His glasses are light Your really strange And so is he Well you both wear uniforms That cost alot of cash You smile as he frowns But ever present is the mustache And you seem pale But he is white like chalk You both don't have a dentist So draw me a conclution? You don't have eye brows His eyes are always closed You both speak with old english And your both big nosed I noticed a resemblance But you are not related? Of course he don't have bronze Trophys sitting on his shelf
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    Incredible Research

    Well said Grim Reaper. Death is just like anything else.
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    Why Are We Here?

    'At your service' The maid comes running in All dressed in white And pleasently says 'My lady how are you tonight? Blond and old you reply Words that are so slurred She hands you a fork And gives you the bird The maid comes running in And you ask 'did you hear my call?' And she just slowly but gently says 'Well I heard nothing at all?' And then you finally complain But she says 'There will be none of that' She hands you a fork And gives you the rat The maid comes running in As outside there is a storm With sweat running down her face Your covered with blankets to keep warm And accidentally your glasses fly off the table And she said 'O dear my mistake' She hands you a fork And gives you the snake The maid comes running in With a beautiful bouquet Tucks it underneath your arm And says 'How are you today?' You don't give any reply To what you are told She places a cup of tea on the table And it got cold
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    Sir Bobby Robson

    Only if those words had any long term value?
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    Ross Davidson

    Millhouse sure learned. We had a little talk after that incident. Pay back is a bitch.
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    Ross Davidson

    The Wikipedia explains that he has died today, and there must have been doubt that his fame could live up to Deathlist standards. No reliable sources have claims of his demise. If this is true, plan on having access headaches for the next 24 hours.
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    Death List Convention

    I haven't made a comment in this thread, but it's been talked about times before. I'm not really sure if I would ever meet any Deathlisters to the face, but I would be the young man peeking through the window or sitting outside on the bench, in black, smoking a white cigerette, eating, or enjoying the view. Watching the cars pass, or people walking by.
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    Paul Hunter

    I want to take the baseball bat of life and beat him back to consciousness just so the ranters could shut up for once.
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    Oscar Niemeyer

    I read the link. But I disagree with it.
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    Oscar Niemeyer

    This is it. He's done for. Dead in a week.
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    Freddy Fender

    Selfishness is for those who tend to avoid the charity of kindness.
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    Kevin Smith

    Only if you could have told us this was going to happen. Your only four years to late!
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    Birthdays, Births, Anniversaries Etc...2006

    How was your Thanks Giving? Tempus Fugit. I'm currently giving thanks to Labrot and Graham courtesy of their Woodford Reserve. No turkeys were harmed in this endeavour, not even the wild ones. I would have never guessed that you were so humane. I thought you would be the first guy with an ax taking out his anger on the main course? My last few Thanks Givings haven't been so great, besides some of the food. I hope this year for once it's different.
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    Birthdays, Births, Anniversaries Etc...2006

    How was your Thanks Giving? Tempus Fugit.
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    Birthdays, Births, Anniversaries Etc...2006

    The new age circulation hasn't flown through the blood of the canadian people? I thought everybody celebrated Thanks Giving in mid November?
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    Political Frailty

    Something tells me General Augusto Pinochet is living off borrowed time...
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    Roger Ebert

    On your potential list? To save your life? I have thought about writing one of those.
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    Political Frailty

    George HW Bush lives beyond his sons presidency. Tony Blair lives for many years. George W Bush lives for many years. Nelson Mandella has a few moments - hopefully.
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