Banshees Scream

Banshee's promise me you'll never go into politics. I have skill to debate, But I was just making laughter out of these people. A political career has struck my mind once or twice, but I think my interests are elsewhere.

This isn't an army, they are a bunch of clowns. They look like the french durning WW2, a couple of the guys look like a young Fidel Castro, and the rest just look like a couple of jews. I didn't know there was a Hezbollah mafia. It looks like he is making some great speech. I also didn't know a christmas tree was there countrys symbol?

Horrible aim and slow reaction must run within the Hezbollah blood. Personally though it is the first time in my entire life that I have ever heard of a Hezbollah.

This thread is a joke. No soul on earth could ever be piper.

Has Bruno been giving you lessons? Seriously, what is that? Did you write it before breakfest? No. Although I haven't eatin yet. But I'm being very truthful about what i'm saying, I once saw a bum with shoes made out of plastic wrap. Or slippers what ever you would prefer to call them... I don't know what else he had. He could have had a paper plate pillow and a TV made out of a card bored box, with drawings for the buttons, and his imagination was the channels. He could have had a woman that he carved himself out of wood, but she wouldn't last long because once winter comes he has to burn something to keep him warm. And when somebody asks him on the street Hey! how many times have you been married 'If this ever happened'? He can then say 10 - 25 times. because that is how many wooden wives he has had. I know i'm getting carried away, but this homeless man I can still remember, I believe his mind is lost in the chaos of Vietnam. From there everything must have went down hill...

Didn't make the bus.. died in seconds flat.

Perhaps he is really a homeless guy who lives underground. He got the uniform by beating up the real roadworker. Homeless men seem to have skill. Very creative. They are able to turn appliances\paper\plastic, into clothing and also for bed material. I always wondered how they got breakfest, lunch, and dinner in there systems, since they are so creative, perhaps they boil rocks in water, like stone soup? But they don't have a stove... so either they beg or find the nearest garbage can and start digging?

Pretty things that full flow? Forgive me for misunderstanding, but I hope your talking about the burnette in white. I think that she could fit the definition as a pretty thing, Somehow I feel she is more naughty then the blond. I think Anubis was referring to these Pretty Things. Anubis I could never tell? It must have been a TV show i've never heard of.

So your father really screwed up. He should have just said she was out shopping, I think you've brushed some of your humor on him Windsor.

Boudicca explain to me, and i'm dead serious, what is your signiture about? I want a detailed story, from what I have read, you know Cerf Bennet personally. So that would mean you know Bruno Brimley?

What style' What class' What great taste!

Pretty things that full flow? Forgive me for misunderstanding, but I hope your talking about the burnette in white. I think that she could fit the definition as a pretty thing, Somehow I feel she is more naughty than the blond.

should that be lover's or lovers are? This is kwite confusing Jasper*. Are you saying you have many lovers who will precede you in death or just one who will go first and check out the digs on the other side? Lovers, Lover's, luva's, luvas, loooooovers. They all sound like they come from the same faimly to me. And to comment - Lady Die wants an old rich dieing man, perhaps a David Rockefellar would be of her taste? But what am I thinking, he is 90 years old now. Although if she found a way to meet him, and his wife was dead 'and if' he had interest in Lady Die, which I think she is a attractive woman, any woman who desires riches like that must be, then she might have her wish. That wish would come even sooner if she commited murder. Surely he would make an old ladys pocket book heavy.

BHB what is this. A guest feud. I confess that I haven't even takin the time to read it.

You might like this forum; parts of it are unmoderated so you can be as outspoken as you like: http://forums.theroyalist.net/ Windsor isn't a f****n orphan anymore. Now he might have a home. And don't you think it's about time Windsor is let back into the Royal Forums? I mean he's 19 years old. He could get married and have kids. For god sakes he could get divorced.

Second thought, he isn't on this years list. There for we can hope he has complications from the surgery, and slips into a coma. Then dies in January.

Hopefully for Deathlist this basterd just dies while in surgery.

Ie - we really need somebody to just drop dead.

There there Edgar, it'lll all work itself out... Edgar. Why of all names. Because at some point you struck me as an Edgar...don't know why exactly...you just did. Would you prefer Horace or Jasper? Jasper.. let me think.

Change my name to JD. If I don't want it, i'll demand to have it changed back.

There there Edgar, it'lll all work itself out... Edgar. Why of all names.

Hoping to bring this irrelevant thread back to something approximating DeathList territory, did they go through three managers because they all keeled over succumbing to the pressure of top-flight football? This post is an absolute classic. Being so critical as a Deathlist representative. When off topic - going the distance and actually turning it around, in a morbid but correct manor. Job well done Honez.

No. Would you? Or are you even more daring. How about a 500 pound horse. Are you that extreme Anubis? I can imagine Bruno, a man of the wilderness. Birds fly on his shoulders, he is infested with insects, butterflys, foxes, and rabbits circle him daily. It's all coming so clear?

I went to university and didn't think that using DeathList was the cleverest way to make friends. Then I got out of the habit and almost forgot about the site. Then I heard that Norman Wisdom had been performing at my local Esso having escaped from Brinsworth House. That sparked some memories. It isn't the best approach going and telling everyone that you have a list and wait for people to die. Clearly not the best way to make friends as only some people can understand Deathlist.

I'm not in a good F*****g mood, I want my woman right now and I don't know how to F*****g work anything out. I'm sick of everyone, you are all worthless and pathetic, nothing is the way I want it to be, Thank God I created the Drunk Bored thread. From now on, when i'm pissed off this is where I will come.