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    Osama Bin Laden

    Bullshit. He is still hunched up in the corner of a cave somewhere.
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    Interesting Ways To Die...

    This was recently talked about in the Live Chat. Some members agreed a freezer death would be pretty painless, besides a head ache probably.
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    Deathlist Comedy

    4 ft 10 and under according to wiki http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwarfism Please ladies and gentlemen, let us try to be a little more politically correct. They should be referred to as PORGs, Persons Of Restricted Growth. Try your hand at dwarf throwing. I would love that, just pick one up and f****n throw him five or ten feet.
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    UK Heatwave

    Did you get a research grant for that? I applied for one for participating observation of alcoholism among students in my home town. It was denied. regards, Hein Can a man observe what he does himself? Apparently not.
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    Ariel Sharon

    The first or second what, Time? Of August. What didn't you understand.
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    Norman Wisdom

    Either that or he's still going strong. I'm not really sure. Apparently the show went down quite well. Forget Norman Wisdom for a minute, I think everybody thought lospalmas7 became a statistic. So what happened? Why didn't you post?
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    Deathlist Comedy

    Almost as if the spirits of that day are trapped within your soul. I went to hooters recently, and some retarded guy walked in and actually thought the waitress had interest in him. I was choking on my food. Like she could actually care. Then after that some guys in there mid 50's walked in with white paint all over them. These are the assholes that probably come regularly and think the 'Hooter Girls' love them.
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    Deathlist Comedy

    Bou I thought you were dead! You haven't stopped by to say hello in ages!
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    Deathlist Comedy

    Okay. I once had sex with a dwarf. Jesus Christ man, Was she under 4ft tall? F**k!
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    Maryport!!!

    Are you begging the horse not to please fat people, perhaps because this horse is showing signs of developing Homo-Equine Obesity Based Altruism Syndrome? If so, wise words indeed; it's a nasty condition to have and no mistake. No, I've got no idea what I'm talking about either.... If you were a horse would you like a 300 pound man to jump on your back and expect you to ride him around?
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    Brooke Astor

    But surely it's different, isn't it? I mean, maybe that £53m was technically the queen mother's money, but there's no way she could have spent it on whatever she liked without massive recriminations. Whereas Brooke Astor could pick herself up a boatorhome or any one of these items anytime she chose, and there's pretty much f*ck all anyone could do or say about it. Although let's face it, Brooke Astor might find herself on the receiving end of some churlish remarks if she purchased herself the Red Hot Fantasy underwear. Unless she's got a stunner of a figure... but really, what 104-year-old does? With her dosh, it would be stunning enough for me. Well she sleeps on a dusty old couch. Only if she was allergic.
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    Ariel Sharon

    I say he dies in August. The first or the second.
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    Maryport!!!

    Did the horse place an order? regards, Hein Horse 'Please nobody over 200 pounds' I beg you!
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    Byron Nelson

    I was testing Wiki, I see the Joseph Barbera page has not yet been corrected. I will get to that...
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    Ideas & Possibilities - The Names

    You can't even really can't cancer from weed. If so, it would take years and years.
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    Name Shame?

    "Iain" is quite a good name which will be available soon. Laughter'
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    Name Shame?

    I'm thinking about changing my name.
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    Michael Foot

    Time is running short for Iain and his called death of politician Micheal Foot. The agreement was that if he failed to die before his birthday Iain would simply become a part of Deathlist history. Is this still the deal? I'm not sure what happens from here...
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    Dead Pop Stars

    I don't think any of them will die anytime soon. Keith Richards is the best bet and will probably live into his 70's. Pete Doherty just draws much speculation but will fail to die, Ozzy Osbourne like Richards will live and has survived even though it seemed he should have been dead long ago.
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    Michael Foot

    Iain, In what way has Michael Foot wronged you , that you so desperately want him dead? If you want my opinion, he is not famous enough for Deathlist. Just some unkown british politician that never made it or some sh*t. Leader of the british labor party? I don't even know what that means.
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    The Kings Of Tonga

    Is that so? I think I will write Cowboy Ronnie a few lines that he will act out. He would begin the conversation with Taufa'ahau Tupou IV's docter by saying ... O my dear friend how is he lately?
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    Gerald Ford

    I believe that it was also Jimmy Carter who launched US records of some sort into space. They said the chances of any other life form finding it were very slim, but of course possible.
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    Gerald Ford

    What else would a 93 year old man be in the news for. I disagree and say he isn't that ill. Ford may have a year or two left in him. Who knows he might suprise us all.
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    General Pinochet

    I certainly hope AP carks it, preferably on the same day in 2006 as his Atlantic dance partner MT, also on the list, but what statistics do you mean? regards, Hein I may be wrong as I say this, but a record could have been made only 7 months into Deathlist 2006. We have 5 candidates dead on there first appearance. The other two are Al Lewis who made only two appearances, and Haughley so far the leader with only three. This is now Augusto Pinochets tenth time on Deathlist and made his debut back in 1992. This should be his year as every list has veterans dying just as the rookies die. Of course I guess it is a possibility that we get another 5 - 7 first timers dead by this years end.
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    Ariel Sharon

    Lets not forget that the rebels in the area promised carnage when he breathes his last. So perhaps he has been kept alive for political reasons up until now. Ofcourse, now that Israel has flattened all of their hostile neighbours, it could change. Another reason to switch off the machine now. Not for a minute would I believe in any sense that Ronald Reagon was the devil himself, for reasons such as his presidency and the couincidence of him having six letters in all three parts of his name, is probably what started such a false rumor. Once he and Nancy rented a hotel room, and the numbers on the door read 666. They changed it to 668. Of course this got in the hands of the media and from there people think Reagon was the devil. Getting to my point - I honestly think deep down to any goverments core, they are ruthless and cold. They are all willing to sacrifise lives for just experiments. Nothing and nobody matters. There are no rules nor any sympathy. Yes they may hide certain truths from the people because there are some things we may not need to ever know, or may not need to know at this point in time. But as I see it, politics can be the devils game, I don't know wheather or not if I believe the devil will be born as man, if so I could see him as a powerful figure, a politician or political leader. I may be wrong, I would think someone very famous. The goverment should prepare for these rebels when they attack, using him as a sheild I find pathetic as he will die anyway. If they need to fight, I say round up what you have now, I don't know the situation - but a battle will come sooner or later. I'm sure those who mean to attack expect him to die of natural causes, the best soultion would be to stay alert and armed, then disconnect his life support. The other party would not expect this... When attacked the outcome on there part should be victorious.
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