Banshees Scream

The Kennedys are all dead. Unless he is speaking of senator Ted Kennedy who is still living. It would be lovely if the Queen Mother just dropped dead out of the blue, though I assume the Deathlist - committee expects her to live near the age of her mother, who died at 101 year old. It is haunting to think she will be around for so much longer... Well David Rockefellar is about 90 and Reynolds du Pont born in 1918 is listed as living but I can't find any further information. I'm unsure about his fame.

Do they specify who they are giving it to if you wear one? Assuming he is speaking in general, which that I assume - Isn't it obvious?

Regis Philben and Jack Lalanne The former 'Who Wants To Be A Millionair' host seems so lively. I'm sure he has had his share of cosmetic surgery, but still I give him minimum 10 years. A possible 20 - 25. Lalanne will be 92 years old in September, and I have recently watched him advertize some sort of fruit blender, which can only be good for you. He can thank all the vitamins for his advanced age, and if everybody drank one of these blended fruit drinks a day, there is no doubt it would extend there lifespan. I invented a quote by Boudicca as once saying 'Moderators think fast food is the devils cuisine' which I think many people forget what life is all about. We are not here to work long hard days, and live like a F*****g slave. Moderation is needed in life, but so is enjoyment. We are not here to suffer, and people go around saying that smoking is bad for you, and eating fast food is bad for you, and drinking isn't good, this and that. I'm afraid of tommorow. You don't know what will be next. The point is that we are here to live, and here to live at the best. And surely there are members on www.Deathlist.net that don't live life like they should. I don't think anyone knows what anything is unless they give it a chance. Regardless what is said, or dictated. Back on task - Jack Lalanne should reach age 100.

We're all shakin' in our shoes Banshees I think your shivering. You should close your window, the summer breeze may be giving you a chill. It can't be help on your part anyway, I know my aura drives you tense to the core.

I'm very suprised Zsa Zsa Gabor wasn't included on this years list. Especially since she had a stroke last year. John Kenneth Galbraith the essential economist wasn't included, and proved a loss for Deathlist. I practically told Grim Reaper that he was a prime canidate, but as it seems the Deathlist committee failed to list him. If she dies, I raise hell.

It's as if people ignore the ideas in back of there mind and regret it later on. Overall there is no doubt that i'm lazy, and I really need a motivation. Figure making lists of ideas or even thoughts can make a world of difference in ones life. For some that may open a door of understanding. I really need a motivation. Possessions don't really mean much to me, I need the spotlight to shine on myself, and shine on what is really there. I may be mistaken, since perhaps everything works out the way it should, but even though i'm so close to it all, i'm so far. A motivation for people is usually somebody you care about, and when there with you it seems you can break down any barrier no matter how tall. You can break it down even durning the most difficult circumstances, because when you got that motivation, nothing can take you down. I don't got it. If I ever will, and when I will is in the shadows. Canadian Paul - Listen to your inner voice. It talks alot, only it's in a whisper.

Well Ken Lay may have avoided his life - in prison jail sentence, but perhaps he is currently serving 99 years to eternity in the depths of hell, so I better not think to soon.

I'm no expert but I'm guessing the King of Tonga speaks Tongan. This may help. He also speaks fluent English. I'm sure he does, but Banshees already makes a "big time joke" of that language. I know what you mean, such talent of mine. People say I have a way with words.

I don't know who the hell he is either.

Happy Anniversary - Windsor..........................

My start of the 'Drunk Bored Thread' or whatever I originally named it was pretty much a joke. I don't know how clear I made that, but yes Star Crossed I understand your point. People shouldn't go around posting nonesense but you must accept that there are many different Deathlist personalitys. Some are on course and some aren't, some speak there minds and others add creative twists to there posts, an example would be my post making a big time joke of Taufa'ahau Tupou IV language whatever the hell he speaks. Wheather or not most Deathlisters approve of that, I don't know - But if they didn't I really couldn't give a F**k. I wasn't being paranoid, thinking that your post was said directly to me. I understand you didn't actually type 'Post Whore' but I think it's fair to say that you refered to the concept. For what Windsor posted, I regard your reply out of place. PS: 'The Drunk Bored Thread" was created for the purpose of public bickering. It was created for random talk and pretty much applys to everything. I thank the kind soul who had it pinned.

Anything of value or interest to add, Windsor? Didn't think so. This post - whore thing with you is becoming not only annoying but obsessive. People can say whatever they want, the concept of post - whore should only amount to a few. Like those who post with 25 smiley faces. Otherwise it shouldn't be branded on everyone, like it has been.

How fun. Does anyone know where I can buy some viruses? Viruses? Well if you go to a place called Burger King and play in the childrens jungle gym section your sure to get something. Or sit in a hospitals waiting room for a few hours. Computer Viruses are hard to get. Especially if you want to buy a few. If you manage to purchase any send them over to the Royal Forums... I wouldn't count on successfully screwing them over though. They would get some sort of virus scan right away. Damn - ok then. Using their email addresses, could I find out where they live in order to send a home made petrol bomb? Or would that be a tad too far? Is it to far Windsor?

How fun. Does anyone know where I can buy some viruses? Viruses? Well if you go to a place called Burger King and play in the childrens jungle gym section your sure to get something. Or sit in a hospitals waiting room for a few hours. Computer Viruses are hard to get. Especially if you want to buy a few. If you manage to purchase any send them over to the Royal Forums... I wouldn't count on successfully screwing them over though. They would get some sort of virus scan right away.

That was the most coherent post you've ever written Banshees, bless your little heart I'm overwhelmed.

I take it you're not impressed by my Chavatar, Mr Josco. My sister lent it me. She doesn't look happy. Perhaps I should give it back 'My mouth drops wide open' Dear God?

I'll get to that.

There must be some obvious cause, perhaps a heavy smoker in his 50's, very overweight or addicted to some heavy pain killer. A bad sex life or just a wife that is a 24 hour a day bitch. Although I suppose there is a chance that his heart troubles occur because of his genes. Atleast that is a recent discovery science often braggs about.

Ogga looga. Latu. Ho. Language is a whore. Choot choot Taufa. Pepsi Cola.

Now this may be worth reading.

Yup, last time I looked. There are many things with an 'ing' on and I'm very good at lots of them. Nagging. Moaning. Crying. Cleaning. Ironing. I'm just getting the list started, I'm sure you would have suggested these things yourself, eh Banshees? Your married. God bless your soul.

Here here! So, Banshees, are you going to provoke and offend all of us, or just some? I agree that it's been quite slow around here recently and I will join you in a round of ' Who can be the most offensive?' I'm not particularly good at it normally, but I'm having a bad week and need to get some frustration off my chest. So, shall we begin? 'sleeping, eating, drinking, reading ... anything with an ' ing ' actually.' Your a woman right?

Formally my avatar. The black shade can be used by anyone. It was just temporary.

Hitler - Stay calm. I know he looks like Bette Davis. 'Stairing at another soldier'

It's been so boring around here lately. I want to smash my head through the computer screen. I really need to raise hell. I'm going to provoke and offend all of you. I mean something has to be done. It's for my entertainment. Now i'll start one by one. Maryportfuncity has to get rid of his signiture. F**k Maryport. It just doesn't interest me. Then there is The Four Horsemen, who trys to set high standards for himself probably, and sticks it to others that he feels is of a lower class. I mean I don't know what his deal is, maybe he sleeps on the wrong side of the bed, or he thinks he's beyond successful, the bottom line has to be him getting his life together. And he knows it. Then there is the Foot Ball thread. Everybody loves it like there mother because they have no sports in the UK. That's like Deathlists main attraction. F**k that thread, if it was up to me i'd place it right in the trashcan. A bunch of 'soccer junkies'. I think IE should go back to her original avatar. This 500 pound hermit doesn't impress me.