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    Room 101

    Oh dear, and the rules are clearly stated elsewhere. Nasty little man, you! regards. Hein Isn't he? I have always said so. Notapotato, for some reason i'm in the mood to relive the story of Fred M. Would you like to share with us?
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    PW Botha

    Or deep thinking.
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    Frosties Kid

    I think most people would rather have a gay son then him. I can't stand him. It's worse Macaulay Culkin.
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    Room 101

    I hate most students - who behave in the way listed above... I feel your deep hate for these people. First of all, I would try to find some way to screw the political students over. Try and fix there grades, spread rumors that aren't true, make prank phone calls and threaten them. The sandal is another issue. Just be real about it and say 'Hey man why the F**k are you wearing sandals in February?
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    Ideas and possibilities for 2007

    He is so ancient I can almost feel a cough coming on, from the dust of that photograph probably from the early 1930's. I have never heard of him.
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    Jane Tomlinson Killer Ride

    How many of them doctors are still alive? Who cares. They are not famous. The only famous docter I ever knew was Dick Van Dyke. He starred in some medical series but I can't remember the name. Speaking of Duck Van Dyke... I'm sure he must be living on borrowed time?
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    Margaret Thatcher

    Hopefully not with permanent marker, otherwise it'll be tough to wash off. I wonder if an 81 year old Margeret Thatcher could get a tatoo? Something like 'Please Drop Dead' on her left arm. Imagine if she got drunk and had that done? Surely that would remind her. And hopefully would bring on the great success even sooner.
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    Margaret Thatcher

    I think she has stroke written all over her.
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    Animal Antics

    There life spans really amuse me. Only if they knew how to make a human live that long. Slowing down the aging process.
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    Charlton Heston

    ahh, you caught that on wikipedia also. Encouraging for the DL! I saw that as well on wikipedia. I'm just not sure how credible it is being that anyone can just put anything on there. I'm not sure about the "less than one year to live" paraphrase, but earlier in the thread there was an article that legitmated his advanced stages of Alzheimer's. Advanced as in, unable to communicate, function on own etc. A convincing read at that too. If Wikipedia had a mistake it would have been corrected by now. The following caption states - 'In April 2006, various news sources reported that Heston's illness is at an advanced stage and his family are worried he may not survive the year.'
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    Football

    It's such a shame that the UK doesn't have any real sports. I mean who cares about soccer or football what ever you want to call it. The UK should atleast get a baseball team.
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    Numero Huit

    Jane Wyman is one of my picks also. Besides Brooke Astor and Lady Bird Johnson, she is the only female on this list likely to drop dead. Unless Margeret Thatcher has a fatal stroke. This year seems to be her year.
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    Numero Huit

    So many different responses to this question. There will be a July death.
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    Numero Huit

    Clive Dunn won't die just yet. It will be a few more lists to come.
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    Caption Competitions

    Kill this man. The gun is to his head. Say your last words, bitch.
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    Aaron Spelling

    I found out only minutes after it was announced. It was very unexpected and a suprise for me since I took his 'Minor Stroke for granted. Just the other day I looked at Aaron Spellings photo and it seemed he would make it through. Man wasn't I wrong. This sudden death makes up for Gerald Ford's recovery from pneumonia, the health - tease of Ronnie Bigg's and the recovery of Suharto.
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    Aaron Spelling

    TV Producer Aaron Spelling dead at 83. - http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/06/23/spel...t.ap/index.html Lucky number 7 for Deathlist 2006. The Banshee has screamed once again. 'Spelling Seven?'
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    Harold Pinter

    Oof! Not sure we could condone that approach, then again I'm not a mod.... It would, like, take all the skill out of it. But it would certainly put some sport into it. You know what they say: "It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, and then it's Deathlist.net". That is a good question. I don't know what it is about death, but I love it with a passion.
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    Saddam Hussein

    Sounds like a publicity stunt, I can't see Saddam doing a Bobby Sands. Too much of an egoist for that. Possibly, but he knows he's going to die anyway, maybe he would prefer death by starvation on his own terms rather than public hanging on American terms. It's about the only way he can kill himself anyway, I'm sure his guards keep him distanced from sharp objects and toxins. Personally, I don't care how he dies. Just as long as it happens before 1st January 2007. And what might your reasoning be for this master Windsor?
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    Holiday Thread

    If I was he and finished with my sentence, I would have told a joke to my mother saying that I wasn't in Australia but prison. Of course afterwards I'd deny the whole story.
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    Saddam Hussein

    If I brought him a bag of Mcdonalds Suddam Hussain would eat it like theres no tommorow. Complete bullshit as Suddam is just playing games. I expect disappointment.
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    A Joke

    Excellent scsibear. Also very logical?
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    Pete Doherty

    http://img453.imageshack.us/my.php?image=spankthru5me.jpg Hot enough for you ? Yes
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    Holiday Thread

    Try being a student - it's like one long holiday, but you get paid for it! Hm... kinda sounds like the FBI got to your friend in the end, doesn't it? I'm quite keen to know what the "Dynomite Hall of Fame" is, and who else is in it. Even though he stood at 6'3 a fairly tall height, he must have weighed 350 - 400 lbs at the time of his death. He was always a big guy. I believe he was a diabetic, and being addicted to soda and hating the diet brands -his health couldn't have been that solid. Anyway he received a bite from a certain sort of spider, and since he wasn't taking care of himself in general his condition became worse. He was suffering from complications and his liver began failing. I talked to him about 2 weeks before his death and everyone was still optimistic that he would make it through. He said ' whenever you see a spider you kill it for me' shortly after he died. And I have kept that promise.
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    A Joke

    I'm sure Josco would rather think of Lady J in William Styron's terms; "A great book should leave you with many experiences, and slightly exhausted." Almost right Honez, but Mrs J is not so much exhausting, more exasperating. And there must be a reason behind all of this. Try pulling down the curtain. Any particular kind of curtain? Not a shower curtain. Think of it is as all things come to be for a purpose. Your wifes behavier is the shadow of a reason and that reason you may only know. If not find out.
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