Banshees Scream

Certainly not this forum.

Not quite - he's still breathing. They say the probability of him recovering is unlikely. Although if he can live for another 8 months then he would make an outstanding number one canidate. If not, another graduate oppertunity down the drain.

I would like to bring the Deathlist to task. The last couple of months have been piss poor. Tempus Fugit thought so. And i'm not talking deaths...

I don't even know who Jeremy Kyle is.

Gracious me, you do have a tart mouth. Did your parents raise you to be so soiled in speech? Did your parents teach you to say gracious me ?

Didn't find that out yesterday. Hopefully his absence will bring more members togeather.

With any celebrity, if that was on pay - per - view it would top boxing in the ratings.

A genius statement that is.

Who the hell starts writing Christmas cards in May? Now we know she's going senile.

I respect the privacy involved etc etc but if I understand yers properly that would translate into Cumbrian as - single, pissed off, gannin' out to git lashed and mebbe on the pull, after a while, like. Be nice to see him back as and when, sort of thing. Well I don't speak Cumbrian - So why would I care?

Please, i'm not talking about Windsor's dour chit chat. I'm saying Death would play a major part. Death would be a hit, possibly bigger then life, but i'm sure many people will have a problem with it. And maryportfuncity, I've never heard any of those songs, but i'll keep them in mind. This is a plan for the future by the way.

I want to bring Deathlist to radio.

Deathlist will be famous in time. Infact I plan on bringing Deathlist to fame.

I can use my arm again! Hooray for vodka (Although I might have to spend most of tomorrow morning deleting posts like this.. ) Didn't we talk about this?

Mr B has remakable powers I'll have you know, Banshees! Powers of an ordinary bloke, though the power to love a godess, which that can't be easy since I heard they often get bored and mischevious not to say terribly demanding.

Not to put your husband down, but whenever you talk about the guy it's like he has no personality. I figure atleast he gambles. That's cool.

it wasnt me what did it honest guv! Mr. Fugit has been quiet of late... Cough'' Going on rampage'

I'll be damned! Iain must be sooooo excited. regards, Hein look slike I wont be resigning from the deathlist after all then! Not even if we pay you? He might hire somebody to retire you beyond your will.

Happy Birthday Notapotato - May you live a life of pleasure.

Windsor, let's just tell them what really happened.. And don't tell the nudist colony story. Tell what really happened on the train track. With the shoe laces.

I've seen Stayin Alive pop in a few times. He told me something about a advanced driving test? Typhoid Harry was also around the other day, for the first time in ages. By the way, I doubt Iain goes anywhere. He was influenced by the vanishing of Tempus Fugit and boredom for that matter. I'm beginning to suspect that Iain may have known something we didn't? Is this suggestion out of reach?

I agree - Although the future holds many promising canidates involving MLB. For example ~ Barry Bonds would make a fine selection one day. His fame should hit the charts on a high level. BS, you have the irreplacable ability to ignore the latest thing that was posted in a thread and to respond to something else that was months older! Sometimes I don't even bother reading posts. I'm just so uninterested. Especialy when my interest is elsewhere.

<sarcasm> How truly palpable. </sarcasm> I hate when words are said back to back. You just have to find some way around it. I was mocking a little known work of Fantasy, where a character, mindless and driven by the need to constantly be in battle, would yell out "A fray! A fray!" whenever he would enter a battle. It represented some of the feelings I've had about people (no names in particular) childishly awaiting excuses to mindlessly post. By announcing his death in that way I aimed to: A) Display how childish/simple it would be to make a bigger deal out of this than it needs to be, while at the same time accepting that people on here will go into a posting flurry at the news of a death. In fact, it may even be a bit of personal reflection/lamentation that I myself have posted quite excessively today due my childish excitement to this DL hit. B ) Take a break from the intellectual fingerbanging that I've been doing all day to prepare for this weekend's Undergraduate Research Conference, hoping that certain pompous DLers might get off their high horse and be happy that information was succinctly relayed instead of being pretentious fools who think they're oh so witty making pithy commentary on the postings/grammar stylings of others on an online form. Seriously, relax. Online pissing contests (especially the DL Grammar thread) are like the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded. (Sorry, couldn't help it ) To paraphrase Samuel L. Jackson in the great film Pulp Fiction, I was in a good mood but you're seriously testing my patience! Let's just relax shall we, advice that I shall now try to heed myself. To mindlessly post? Shouldn't that be to post mindlessly? Split infinitive? Canadian Paul may be speaking about a concept I once told him. About passing through the doors of mindless reality.

I think the hands on Lady Bird Johnsons clock are moving very rapidly. Shouldn't be long.

Get angry again, iain! Somehow I think Lady Bird Johnson is on her way out... They say she's not only frail and blind but also confined to a wheel chair.