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    When Deathlisters Go Shopping

    She is! I had great fun with her last summer when my parents were in Spain. We were watching the news and the weather came on. I discovered that she couldn't place Spain, France or Germany on a map of Western Europe. Her husband is even more amusing. He declined some dental work the other day on the grounds that if the tooth fell out, it would grow back. Is that the sister that Mr.B makes faces at? - Like when he checks out a photo of her?
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    When Deathlisters Go Shopping

    Difficult? Impossible, I'd say. Who gave those horrible instructions and on what authority? A mutiny seems in order. I'm moving to a newly built house which doesn't have five floor to ceiling built-in cupboards, so Mr B has suggested that I trawl through my books and get rid of those which I don't treasure. The thing is, I threw out over 400 books last week, so I'm already down to my basics You are perfectly correct, Mr. Hein. It's an impossible task, and my mutiny shall take the form of storing them all in the loft. 400 books!!! Talk about a library!
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    Caption Competitions

    What is that I hear? My husband is ready for his bubble bath? Now everybody don't the thought of that just make you wanna...
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    Billy Preston

    My ex-Modern Studies teacher claimed to be the 5th Beatle. Although he was not part of the band he was very close to the band in their early days. He went to school with one of them. Needless to say, they became millionaires and he bacame a modern studies teacher - obviously didn't think that much of him... No, I'm the fifth Beatle Pete Best probably considers himself the 5th Beatle. If not him, I guess Stewart Sutcliff would be. Or maybe the 5th Beatle hasn't been recognized just yet?
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    Read Any Good Books Lately?

    Hi Entropy how are you, care for a cup of tea?
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    Billy Preston

    Back in the late 70's\early 80's my father played with Billy Preston. A few times. Heard he was a good guy. I don't know if he would be a good guy for Deathlist just yet.
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    Tariq Aziz

    Yes strokes are everywhere you look and just maybe the Deathlist can find a handful sometime down the road. Is that how you get a Rhodes Scholarship? Well no, more like I wasn't "all there" when making that post...
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    When Deathlisters Go Shopping

    Look out, FF! Is that a large pencil or a rolling pin she's holding?
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    Charles Haughey

    Just preparing - This is an image of the failing Charles Haughley.
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    Caption Competitions

    Costumer - I'll have this pack of gum. Here is a dollar for it. Old Woman - Well sir, i'm sorry but the gum is 1.09 "Smiles" Have a nice day
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    When Deathlisters Go Shopping

    It is in the shadows really, depending on the situtation but the truth is postponing your life isn't going to get you that far. It will only make the wait longer and the want stronger. But every case is different. It's up to you. Like how bad you really want it.
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    Jane Wyman

    Talk about real life haters. It's not like Jane has done anything to you. Advice - be careful with your words and how you speak them. One of these days you may say something that you will surely regret. But I can't really argue with the dropping dead part.
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    Caption Competitions

    I like to scare children. And give them my wonderful cookies that I work on for hours. I make sure they eat them up and afterwards drink my very very special lemonade that I make just for them.
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    When Deathlisters Go Shopping

    F**k obsession - Now Royalty will be leaving you dirt poor. But you know, a big part of life is about enjoying yourself and getting what you want. That's what I usually tell myself...Why hold back? You see, thats the way I think Banshees. If I really wanted it, I could sell the old stuff and buy that. Or I could dip in to the savings which are rather important (being a student). Or you could find mommy dearest, check her purse" |But ask first of course| I mean I honestly never did that but it's an option. There is always get a part time job?
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    When Deathlisters Go Shopping

    F**k obsession - Now Royalty will be leaving you dirt poor. But you know, a big part of life is about enjoying yourself and getting what you want. That's what I usually tell myself...Why hold back?
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    Are You A Post Whore?

    So your Majorie? You bite people Windsor? I mean if women bite I thought that is rather attractive but you biting people like a dog on the street really isn't a good idea nor a solution to anything. Especialy because your male. Try raising your voice or counting down from 100 calmly and slowly.
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    Ariel Sharon

    He certainly can't last that long and guessing I feel the little cords and moniters keeping him alive will be pulled sooner or later. If not this spring early summer.
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    Docter Docter!

    No music, TV, or eating either. The crisp of a potato chip or the crunch of a cookie could clearly wake the baby up.
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    Oral Roberts

    A soul that should just be claimed if not givin good fortune...
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    When Deathlisters Go Shopping

    Wedding rings for your lover to give to you or just to adoor??
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    Richard O'Sullivan

    I think the Richard O'Sullivan thread is coming to an end.
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    Charles Haughey

    The Banshee is infact a beautiful irish witch. And to be perfectly honest, I don't think she really ever liked Charles Haughley the former irish PM. I think she may give Mr.Haughley a holler. And after the news that he is rapidly fading away... It should be anytime now.
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    Caspar Weinberger

    I'm not hip and trendy like Mr. SC, so I had to look that up. Urban Dictionary. And we have photographicshopic evidence, too: I think Jesus looks GREAT on that dinosaur! HE should have ridden into Jerusalem on that. Much more impressive than a donkey. Sadly all the dinosaurs were long dead by that time. Bou - I see you as the kind who would like a dinosaur as a pet? A very small creature that could stay at the bottom of your bed?
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    Charles Haughey

    Rather gratifying that my own Google search for Charley boy had a couple of DL links at the top.... Looks like we have had a false alarm. If he was as ill as claimed by our ever so accurate predicting Guest... He would have been dead by now.
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    Sudden Death!

    Sorry, mate, I'll let her bite instead. I think biting is very romantic.
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