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Ahh yes - Old person humor. Gettin kicked in the balls, falling, tripping, Perhaps even throwing fits over nonesense. Midgets also make me crack up. Although in the end - It's what is inside your heart that counts. You shouldn't laugh at people because surely that may e you someday. And yes, what you say - I totally agree.

I was going by his age on that one. Well I suppose I shall have to make do with the ailing King of Tonga. No deaths since January with me... On Mr.Notapotato's DDP i'm 0. So far...

We can also hope that he be blown up or shot or something... Blown up, shot, ran over, dropped from a plane, bitch slapped to death - It all works for me.

Mr.Blair has anxiety along with schizophrenia. With also a life of stress - He just finds out a check has bounced...

That's a horrible thing to have Six, apart from the painkillers , it happened to me too, no painkillers though, the dentist just yanked it out, hope you recovered quickly. (Belated welcome to the DL!) I don't like going to the dentist, I hate the drills and the weird tasting strawberry toothpaste the dentists put in your mouth. Painkillers can be very addicting so try not to take that many. Vikeden has always put me in a delightful mood though..

Aha! Is this perchance the act of being ironic? No, that's sarcasm. Or were you being ironic? I'm buggered if I know, mate. I'd call it whining or just being bitter perhaps. Whining is also a form of jealousy or even desperation.

Post #1900! You measure it? What the F**k is wrong with you. Don't you have enough confidence to just think that it's big enough? I mean that's like something Howard Stern would do.

Fetch the dog his bone.

I doubt Josco will understand this italian code your trying to feed him. I mean i'm half italian and if you are it's a wonderful thing but just in thought of Josco we should be respectful and speak to the mans understanding.

An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren. I started taking this new SPAM pill, and last night I had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old girls. Both of them. Twice. The priest said: "Well my son, when was the last time you were in confession?" "Never Father, I'm Jewish. So then, why are you telling me?" "Because I'm telling everybody!

My series of dreams based on Barbera have so far been unsuccessful. Although we have the whole year to sit back and watch his wonderful cartoons. If this kills time for some of you people go right ahead. I have always enjoyed Tom and Jerry.....

Well I recently paid a visit to the docter. I was annoyed since after only 20 minutes of waiting I became very bored. I hate health books and docters who speak Indian and you can't understand them. The most compulsive thing about it all was I had to sit in the F*****g waiting room for 2 hours with a bunch of people who were all ill.

I also read that artical. It's shocking that we have some sort of life here on earth for 250 years. Only if science could discover a way to make human life last that long. For all we know someday 50 shall look 25.

Apparently an Oompa Loompa is unable to access the main forum Mod control. Only secret places elsewhere.

http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.ns...with%20push.ups check it out you morose bunch of c**ts. The Forest of Love? Is this something to do with being hirstute? The forest of love? That's a new one honey.....You must really have good haze.

Well Iain it reminds me back years and years ago, to when I was only around 6 years old and my brother was around 5? His kindergarten year was spent in a different school since transporation was a problem. A mini bus would come and pick him up. There was a highschool student on the bus in a wheel chair who had a bit of a problem. Can't be sure what his disability was but he would often repeat the weather over and over to himself. He'd mumble the weather conditions for the upcoming week... Of course usually they weren't that accurate...besides a few occations. It's not somebody like that who is your "Source" Iain is it?

Are you quite sure you mean 'pissed'? - looks like you've been spending too much time in the Albert Hofmann thread. Not much chance of stopping Windsor from being Windsor, I suspect.... Peace, man. Captain Oats - I love your new edition of smiley faces. You not only have alot of creativity but plenty of taste...

http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.ns...with%20push.ups check it out you morose bunch of c**ts. Thanks guest. You seem to be an expert on hand jobs. Could never understand the point of those. Useless in my view.

Ahh John Lennon. Well my stories would shake your world but apparently it's 1.00 AM here in New York and I have to get to bed.

Are you in a cult Phantom? not in a cult, Christopher writes fantasy spoofs. Practical Demonkeeping is about a guy called Travis who summons a demon called Catch from hell who is invisible to all but Travis. Except when he eats people, then he triples in size. Also the demon's favourite movie is The Wizard of Oz. I understand the book was written, obviously I asked if you yourself was in a cult? Demons and cults both were born in the same tree. But overall sounds like a good book. The Wizard of Oz was always a very strange movie to me. I always seem to think theres something wrong with it. Almost like the movie is evil? Everything is just too colerful. To gather then many muchkins at the same time also influences me to understand. Or perhaps not the movie itself but the script. The writer is improvising that Dorethy had a dream of the dark angels - A world darker then our own.

I'd have to dig around, but I heard that what with the movie version of Dallas being filmed soon, Hagman is sort of coaching the actor who will be playing J.R. Ewing According to the article from the Beeb website the film is still in development, John Travolta has been rumored for the part of JR, but nothing's been confirmed. It also reminds us that Charlene Tilton shall forever be the Poison Dwarf. Lindsay Lohan has been tipped to reprise Charlene Tiltons role. Latest news. For a second I thought you said tripped and I was about to correct you. I was about to say - No I didn't trip her with the Bicycle I ran her over! And i'm dead serious

And where do you find time to earn a living? Such a republican sense of humor. Josco you old man. You've lived half your life. Though the intellegent seek perfection and are often jealous when simply another can accomplish something they never could.

No it's just a photo of an old woman People really put themselves down these days?

Are you in a cult Phantom?