Banshees Scream

Nobody deserves to die like 9/11 or Madrid,it happens,George W is more guilty than Osama,you wont get the truth here. See Winsdor for further details. Jokes aside - they bring the war to us ,we reciprocate. Again, why was my name slipped in there? What's all that about? Busby Airlines must seek you as a tool of knowledge or perhaps it's just simple laziness and instead of himself doing all of the explaining he throws his obligations on top of you. As in "Windsor wouldn't mind - Leave it all to Windsor"

Yeah, where is our periodical pun fest! Who is the leader anyway? The Grim Reaper of course. - This is a photo of him. Where has he gone nobody knows. John Profumo is still waiting for his obituary.

Almost Mr.Bou? This must be a joke? Definitely a joke, the real Mr. Bou is the love of Bou's life, obviously this girl/guy doesn't know Bou well enough to know that. Lady Grendel - I PM'd Bou on this matter and it seemed our old friend IYG made a breif visit as a guest. At first I figured it may have been somebody Bou once knew, but in the end it was nobody but Inar. He was never almost "Mr.B" Infact - Never close.

Well tis Saint Patricks day Bou.

And what exactluy does of any thios have to do with DEATH? Thintk ity over casrefully or I'klkl send the leprechauns agfetr you. Well disguised but apparently not well enough - Bruno I now see that you are the Cheif Lepricon. I will take this not as a threat but I take it as a caution. Now... Hopefully today will be my lucky day.

Well Bou, I must admit that your new look is rather fine. He certainly thinks so anyways.

Another DeathLister with special powers psychic? are you sure you don't mean psychotic? Well there is only one real phycic member Mr.Tempus Fugit. You call him Banshees Scream...

So how do you know this? How did you get your inside information? What makes you think he is in grave condition? As far as I can see Sir Patrick has had some medical treatment and is corrently in a comfortable state in hospital. So where do you get all your information iain, because it certainly would be handy to know? It would be more then a pleasure to know Windsor. Although Iain's sources are occationally a bit out of reach. Like he'll report a death and everybody will be amused and then a second later he will try to tell everyone there will be a blizzard in August.

Well it seems like it's been years Since the first time that we met And you've givin me so much That I can never forget Everynight we glance at the same skies We celebrate when ever somebody dies You always hold a smoke and a glass of wine I say hello Bou you say your doing fine For me you save the day and I don't know why? I guess I can call you a friend of mine She claims that she was once a dancer Who's past wasn't what she asked for Though I think the angels peeked down and realized She deserved so much more Now she lives in a world of love Away from all the suffering and pain She used to drink what was on sale Now she drinks the best champagne! So I just came to show my appreciation My thoughts and my honesty 4 real To show my true gratefulness To reveal the emotion that I feel And we must now all agree You and she and certainly me That there is nobody like her I ever knew Bou there is nobody like you

A man walks into a bar one night and asks for 3 drinks. The bartender asks the man what is wrong, to which the man replied, "My oldest son is a homosexual." So the bartender gives him 3 drinks. A few months later the man walks in and asks the bartender for five drinks. Again the bartender asked the man what was wrong. "My second son is a homosexual." The bartender gives him five drinks, and the man goes on his way. Several months later, he walks in again and asks for ten drinks. The bartender again asks what's wrong. "My youngest son just admitted he's homosexual." To which the bartender replied, "My goodness, isn't there anybody in your family that like women?" "Yeah, my wife does."

There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked a guy how to get a date. The guy said, "It's simple. I just say that I'm a lawyer." So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out. After she said no, he told her that it was probably a good thing because he had a case early in the morning. She said, "Oh! You're a lawyer?" He said, "Why, yes I am!" So they went to his place. When they were in bed making love, the guy started to laugh to himself. When she asked what was so funny, he answered, "Well, I've only been a lawyer for 15 minutes, and I'm already screwing someone!"

A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face. "Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside. He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud. "Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home." The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep. "You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said. "Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?" "You left your wheelchair at the bar again."

Two ADDers were sitting at the table of the local diner. . . their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said one, "but I could never do anything with it." "Too much fancy work in it, eh?" asked the other. "You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way: 'Take a clean dish...'"

I've narrowed it down to 47 possibles. 46 in counting - The allmighty Clive Dunn doesn't count..

Well it would surely be a celebration on Deathlist if Margeret Thatcher croaked but we seem to have many canidates of the grand age of 100 so I expect to have one of them pop off sooner or later...

It doesn't mean anything iain. Lets not forget number 2 on this years list (I've forgotten his name). He had some sort of herat surgery and he was in hospital for ages. He's doing fine now though. The number 2 selection seems to have been a major risk type pick. I would guess the kind of selection.. That is hopefully expected to die early on and since........it's mid March we may have to expect the number 2 canidate to just be taking up space for the remainder of the year. John Kenneth Galbraith would have been more the style.

A stunt such as this would really hit the big time if it actually were a stunt. Although for him to keep an act like this on for nearly 22 years, It just looses it's comedy especialy if he were to reappear. With the odds - Eddie Guerrero has a better chance to appear but after watching Chavo Guerrero's interview regarding Eddie's death as well as Dean Malinko's interview i'd have to say if they were lying they are dreadfully good actors.

Many times we've laughed Many times we've shed tears But my friend the best is yet to come So let me buy you a round of beers

Congratulations! I hope you know what you are letting yourself in for This could be interesting... I'd stipulate the following: 1. DO check the lavatory bowl, and use the brush provided. 2. DO put the seat down. I could go on, but I'll leave it to my fellow female DeathListers Well i'm certainly not female, but Congratulations! MizzJacktheCat - I just was glaring at your name and for some reason thought you were a very pretty woman who had something going on in here life! Oddly enough I was right! .......................

CNN agrees - A heart attack it is.

Or if others will be attending hers.

What a sarcastic son of a bitch you are Rude Kid. Well your name surely defines you. I declare you the laugh of the day..

His sidekick, Harper Lee, has to be knocking on a bit. How to kill a novelist?...

Just looking for an excuse to give a warning over this: It seems most of the members try to get warned as if it's some glorious reward. Guess i've made it famous.

Entropy - what do you know about the rumours about Prince Andrew? I've heard he doesn't shun the company of men... if you get my drift Well, there have been rumours that just about all the royal men are homosexual, so it's not surprising that someone would have come up with a rumour about Prince Andrew. I suppose that sort of gossip sells papers. This thread is about Di - what the f**k has ER2s parasite no 3 got to do with it? And number 4? And let's not forget about number 5.. She only has four children Banshees. The rest of the 'parasites' belong to her children, cousins, etc etc. Busby, mind your language. It's getting a bit excessive these days on this forum (not just from you). Well my answer above was a mix of confusion and just joking about the way Busby presented her post. It's a she so i've heard? Language on these forums is usually tollerated. This websight is a place to swear. Windsor - If you decide to create a dinner table thread then there is a slight chance i'll see your point.