Banshees Scream

My oh my .. has it been five years? From what I can remember, his death was one of the most anticipated of my lifetime. After years of sacrifice and dedication I often wonder how god rewarded his efforts. We're going to check on him. Generally we would never do this, but let's invade his privacy just once. Shhh. Be quiet. Oh, there he is.

Do us all a big favour and learn not to forget about the word that ultimately makes a sentence make sense. Guests .. who needs them.

Alright son, I want you to listen very very closely. I have my Clint Eastwood voice on so you better listen well. I'm not going to be joining in on the hate parade coming your way so .. ughhh. Environment influences judgment. Do you what that means? I'll repeat it once more, because you weren't listening. Environment influences judgment. A Catholic school, huh? All those white Catholic kids wanted their heroic granddad to run the country with Mrs. small town moose burger over there. Mrs wink wink who never had the talk with that daughter of hers. Now I don't know what kinda hickery dickery town you come from, son. To be perfectly honest, I don't give a flying fuck. All that big game huntin' and ughhh. I have a headache. Now you can either join the club and rock out with all those brain washed Catholic kids who think Obama is some kind of radical Halibut out for blood, or you can think for yourself ... and I'm not gonna decide for you. And by the way, maybe you should read some of those Margaret Thatcher quotes before you become her little pet. You'll wonder too .. ohhh yeah.

I mean .. you don't know a white person who supports him? Where do you live son? A liberal forum like this would strongly assume that a young person like you would be in favour of Barack Obama. ..

Dead. That's a shame. I always liked her name. June .. Havoc.

Sweet and sour soup .. ahh.

What I find mind boggling is this fear of experimenting with ideas. To me, ideas are ideas - they belong to no one. If we do not attempt to correct our mistakes, how can we ever change for the better? We can't. He who stands still will stay there. That's what's wrong with America, we live under the delusion that our ancestors have done all the thinking necessary and that we need to leave everything as is. Sometimes I can see eye to eye with the lawyer or the CEO who feels it is absurd to sacrifice his freedoms for some loser dad who plays mom and chills on the couch all day while his wife works overtime. If he gets a job then he can pay for his health care they complain. Somehow they forget to mention poor Madame Defarge, a girl who probably works very hard to make ends meet. Even borderline slums in NYC can be expensive, and health care? In her dreams. When all is said and done I find myself with the same questions and the same doubt. Perhaps ignorance and greed are forever .. But in the end it's not about health care. Hell, it's not even about politics. It's about who we are. And right now America isn't empathetic - America is Madoff.

I make posts on DL at quarter to 3 because I can't sleep at night. The act of resistance is taken to prevent imaginary things from happening; let's say addiction for example. It's also about maintaining a wholesome image, right? I'll never be a fan of that word, it's all lies. Anyway, it brings me to Tiger Woods. In my eyes he owes one apology to his wife and .. and that's it. Come on now, save it Tiger. Sadly, human beings cannot tell the difference between access and addiction.

Why are young people so tempted by obscurity? What's wrong with Irish whiskey? Four V-i-c-o-d-i-n doesn't get them there? Anyone who inhales plant food in order to elevate their state of mind has never taken a moment to pause and think for a moment. If only that were uncommon.

She's an ancient lookin' 34 year old because she wears a collar. I don't rush for you - and I don't rush for me. Life is too short and those who are conscious minded are in touch with the reality of that. If you live life according to your own standards then you'll age less.

And I picked Yao Defen. I knew something like this would happen in the month of March. Last night I thought of ping pong, I swear.

That's your opinion - but to each his own. How about .. I just wanted to say that if you would like to find out who I wanted to thank, my website is www.(I think you get my point).com. And hey Welshman, what have I done to you? .. I've never met your mother. Come on, why can't we all just get along?

I'm getting the hell out of here for a while. Before I do .. Now as most of you know, The 82nd Academy Awards aired last night on channel 7. I somehow missed the first half of it and assume that I only missed out on the awards given to cinematographers and Russian masters of sound mixing who do not have much command over the English language and read long ridiculous lists of names they "would like to thank". You are wonderful, you are great, so talented! If it weren't for you .. if only you knew .. I came a long way .. If only words could say .. how many times I changed the channel. Because I lost count. It was really brutal how they presented the nominees for "Best Actor". At this very moment I will make a pledge to myself and anyone who knows of my existence. If someday I should ever find myself holding an award while standing in front of a large audience with approximately 30 seconds to say thanks, I will most certainly do it with style. "There's a lot of people I could thank right now, but instead I'll just take this moment to thank myself". I'll raise the trophy to the sky and march off that stage in all my glory.

Well, The Panspermia theory is for dreamers. So why does uh "Cosmologist Paul Davies" talk about it then? ..

By 2060, all will be dead. Pyramids (At least one) The star Betelgeuse Livermore's centennial light (Has been burning since 1901) Walkie Talkie's Maps (In the glove department) Video tapes Cassettes Mouth wash (May cause mouth cancer) The identity of the Republican party Pay Phones Hand held vacuum cleaner Calculators Plastic cups The view that Wikipedia isn't a authentic source of knowledge. (What the fuck? Wikipedia rules.) Regular lights (only natural will survive) Water fountains Cheap over-sized clothing (Triple X, Triple the price! Face piercings The old fashioned thermometer (They've already gone digital) CD's Wrist watches The dollar menu (It costs money to become obese) Plastic bags Sun tan lotion (because it's not very effective) Pennies (Maybe not) Spring mattresses

Do you run on Energizer or Duracell? (I couldn't help it)

Oh, how I know an amateur when I see one.

Finding out that Foot had expired was like stepping on a balloon in the dark.

Another human being who has become a victim of their own decisions. ..

I was flippin' through the channels and there I came across Turner Classic Movies. I don't know if I've ever told you about this, but whenever I come across an old film I try and guess the year it debuted in theaters. Half of the time I'm right -- dead on. Anyway, the film was "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance (1962)", starring John Wayne. I said you, Valance, you pick it up. I said you Liberty, you pick it up.

DDT: Last night I had some escarole and red kidney beans. Fry up some fish as a side .. and a little whiskey as the appetizer. Oh, now that's eating.

How do you keep occupied at such a miserable time of year? Watch the Godfather while you sit back and chug vodka? I don't know, I'm at loss for ideas.