Banshees Scream

What's wrong with these people? The man is 105! Hitler is dead. So what if Heesters supported the Nazi's 70 year ago. It was a different time. Anyway, I would enjoy his presence on next years list. His description would be "Hitler's actor (Or maybe not) and it's not as if his death is imminent. I hope he stays around for a while.

I have to be honest about not having the grapefruits to put D'Oliveira on my DDP team. I see him as a selection worth the profit but I have another candidate who is more promising. I'm in a very giving mood tonight so we are going to have a little trivia. I'm doing what St. Nicholas would do if he were a member. I'm thinking about a candidate who has Parkinson's disease and is older then Basil. This individual has a name which is almost as unusual and I'm hoping he can manage to be a unique pick come next year. Who is this individual?

I'm not involved with the therapist anymore but it was an experience for the time being. The first two or three conversations explored how I visioned the world and what my goals were. After that, I began discussing other patients and how to deal with them and so on. I eventually started to interview my therapist and that's when I knew I was finished. Anyway, it's very rejuvenating. You should try it! It's not what you think it is. . On Bhumibol Adulyadej, I would consider him a decent gamble for DDP. I do think he is a little obscure for the big list.

We live and learn. The only difference is Tony Snow was never in my joker plans and he didn't have pancreatic cancer. If Swayze pulls a fast one at around December 22ish or December 26thish it will cause a magnificent headache. Everything is going according to plan so far. Let's hope nothing dramatic happens from now until New Years.

Arrogant? It was just a generous offer of which I'm confident will be rejected. Why waste my time? I'm an honest man. I let it be heard. Nick over there knows I wish him all the best in presenting a completely deceptive award ceremony. I wonder who the poster of the year will be? Let me guess. Could it be LFN? After organizing that convention in a bar somewhere crowded with people you must fit the criteria. Wait! You also tried to kill that cretin off. That liar, that racist, that bigot, that 'W**ker", that low life. The list hits the floor, doesn't it? It goes on for an eternity. (Slow clapping) Congragulations. I wonder what the thread of the year will be? I wonder what the post of the year will be? I wonder what the rant of the year will be? !!!. LFN, you are truly a champion my friend. You are a big man, LFN. A quality existence on a forum made up of a controversial subject on the internet. You have the ideal outlook on reality as it stands. I endorse you. Bravo! Genius! Hear my applause. I'm sure Cowboy Ronnie and Notapotato and Lady Grendel and the others won't mind me spoiling that "great big surprise". "Newcomer" of the year? Any suggestions Tefkeg? Death of the year? Charlton Heston. I posted it by the way. It will probably be Edmund Hillary then. Avatar of the year? Stop it. It's obvious. Let there be this artificial award ceremony. Rejoice.

Anabeast The Jackal. Weird is a word substituted by others while observing those who refuse to be influenced. The relentless agression that you just demonstrated must have existed since you were a child. Do you see the global obsession with their talent as an abnormality? I can sense the rage in that post. The limitless hatered. If possible you would erase their entire existence in time. You know what I see in that post? You know what I see? I see a psychopath. You brought it out. You know what else I see? A honest man. I can respect that. Not everyone does.

Isn't it my turn to lead the parade? It would be my honor to present the awards but I won't get that privilege. They don't want my irony. They don't want my dramatic introduction and they don't want a prolific ending. No big deal. It might be a better idea for this "old chap" to take the stand then. Rock on Nick Clooney. Give them a classic.

Tassos Papadopoulos is now said to be suffering from lung cancer. It's breaking news. You called it Devon.

It's the Christmas season where I really turn it up. The atomosphere of giving and the allowance of frequent drinks and orderves along with the luxury of being able to impress others with your gifts is priceless. I'm currently debating gift ideas for others and I usually try and come up with something very creative. Something modern. Or funny. I'm thinking about getting a conservative individual in my family a Barack Obama bobble head doll. And December hits are one of my favourite. I just hope Odstock doesn't have a nervous breakdown.

Brazilian VP Jose Alencar has been hospitalized. The article fails to mention whether or not he is still suffering from cancer.

The Rev. George M. Docherty who is credited with motivating congress to insert the phrase under God into the Pledge of Allegiance will go six feet under at the age of 97.

I hope you understand that people in the United States do not use the word "bollocks". What exactly are you trying to say? If I'm bollocks what does that make you? I admit that I take you as a very vulgar individual. I realize that I haven't posted the greatest material for first impressions but it's insulting to have somebody like you describe my value.

22 years of Deathlist. Well, I've helped set the tone around here and for now I will continue observing the world of death. Let's remember that if it weren't for all of our regulars this hobby wouldn't exist. Anyway, I changed my avatar earlier today and it consists of actual statistical data concerning death. Some of the numbers are difficult to see but the image resembles the face of death or at least it seems that way. I like it.

If wine is enjoyed at a reasonable hour it will bring happy sleep. Beer is more of an occasional beverage that should be consumed when watching an event. Rum is an alternative when you want to test your freedoms. Whisky .. it's unforgiving. There is more to living then drinking. I have been drinking from an early age and the knowledge I've gained is that you must know your limits and understand that drinking responsibly can have a very comforting effect on us while leaving little headache in the morning.

Let's wake up from this denial and face the facts. I would give Patrick Swayze six weeks to live. I hope he survives until New Years but I can vision his death arriving in mid December. The disease he is battling was diagnosed last January so the probability of him living much longer is is highly unlikely. It's almost unrealistic. And Steve Jobs had a very unusual procedure done which ultimately saved his life. Swayze isn't as fortunate. If one of the mods could attatch a "Will Patrick Swayze survive until 2009 poll) it might be interesting to see the results.

I really don't give a sh*t either. I'm sure there will be several "experimental" teams which will consist of betting on "obituary coverage" and obscure "local sob stories" of which they will invest much confidence in. I will resist this temptation and create a product that will "rise above" this back-stabbing strategy with using both obvious and undervalued candidates. The true value is they who are not gone but forgotten. Master Mind's strength will be in his simplicity. Call me GM if you want, I will be reorganizing my team from just about now until the final hours like a general manager hungry at the trade deadline.

Thanksgiving is about valuing what you have. I do not value the death of others but I observe it. I admit that I'm obsessed with what is happening in the world. I don't know exactly why I have this habit of scrolling through headlines of which many would consider morbid. It might involve the fact that I perceive the concept of this place in a different light then others. I'm generally not affected by much of which is contributed here. I guess it keeps my mind off things because it's always happening.

V.P. Singh, the former prime minister of India is dead at the age of 77. A very nice Thanksgiving day surprise.

Happy Thanksgiving to all who value the meaning of gratefulness. I will sit down to a feast late this afternoone. Although, it will not be an eccentric feast. The Indians and the Pilgrams shared an eccentric feast centuries ago. I once knew a girl who would remind you of a very young Jane Fonda and even though she was bi - polar she could really ... never mind. I'm grateful for my my ideals, my ambitions, my optimism, my ability to understand others, wine, independence, liberty, and the present moment and all meaningful occurence time will bring

Both of you reported the same death at 02:21 AM! That's strange. Billy Wilson, Rock N Roll's "first" drummer is dead after battling pancreatic cancer. First drummer .. I'm sure .. um .. that could be debated.

Of course not, Madame. The current "Anti - Star Crossed" patch he has been using is losing it's effect. I know he is going to have "a slip" very soon .. Star Crossed is beginning to feel very weak. Come on Star Crossed, come on out. The fear cannot confine you once the fear is approached. I know you are reading, I know you are slipping. It's only a matter of time before that crave overtakes him ..

The solution is not to speak generously. My answer everytime would be "No, I'm not interested" and on the second "Look man, I'm not f****n interested .. do people often repeat sentences to you?" Make it a priority to enlighten them.

This article is indicating that Papadopoulos is suffering from acute respiratory failure. The nature of his illness isn't what one might have speculated but he may have more value at some point in the future.

It was an easy mistake to make. Anyway, Rashid Rauf who was linked to a plot which would have involved blowing up jetliners across the Atlantic is believed to have been killed in a missile attack near the Afghan border earlier today. Abu Zubair al-Masri was mentioned as a target but there isn't any confirmation of his demise just yet.

Scottish Labour MP John MacDougall has succumbed to mesothelioma at the age of 60. That disease and others similar should not be underestimated ..