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Germany doesn't have a sense of humor? I thought they would! It's such a funny language. Notapotato, who are you hanging out with? I thought it was more the less the Japanese who were overly serious. About two years ago I was in a wealthy area of New York when I came across a Deli. The Japanese man behind the counter demanded a very high price for the sandwich I had ordered. I asked him if he were kidding and he told me 'So you not pay-in fo san-wich?' .. All I'm going to say is he made Starbucks coffee appear as if it is inexpensive. I didn't pay for it.

My view on the subject is that the man 'Richard O'Sullivan" is only 64 years old. The greatest tease in Deathlist history (there is no debate) is the former Dictator of Cuba. I feel if Fidel Castro should outlive Clive Dunn he should definitely be given that legendary title. I also have to come clean about having a feeling that I'll be .. "That guy" ... the first to report it while all of you are asleep.

According to this article, the cancer was discovered through a blood test. I also have this article which explains she still undergoes regular treatments. My educated guess would be that she has "None Hodgkins Lymphoma" .. blood disease might have been a little hardcore. Sorry Devon. As for Archbishop Burke, I apologize for misjudging that one. It's colon cancer that has spread to his lungs . . .

Additions for Canadian Paul: I don't think most of these have been mentioned yet. Patrick Swayze "Pancreatic cancer" but probably won't see the end of this summer. Senator. Ted Kennedy "Malignant Brain Tumor" .. keep the faith? Tony Snow "Cancer is in remission but there is always room for exaggeration" Sultan bin Abdul Aziz Al Saud (The Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia) "And In failing health" Patriarch Nyanasamvara Suvaddhana (At his show down for sure) Dick Gregory "Revolutionary comedian who keeps his Leukemia on the down low" Senator. Arlen Spector "Battling Lymphoma' and survived everything else. Paul Newman "The rumors continue" ... Sir John Mortimer "Recent visits to the hospital are good enough for me" Vaclav Havel "The last president of Czechoslovakia" who has health issues. Great impulse pick. Ernie Cooksey "Footballer with melanoma" .. and he is 27 years old. Paul Birch "Former footballer with bone cancer" probably won't outlive the year. Simon Gray "Play write with lung cancer" and won't quit smoking. Lei Clijsters "Former Footballer with lung cancer" Sam Galbraith "Longest to ever survive a lung transplant" on borrowed time. Grete Waitz "Marathon runner with rare blood disease" (but isn't open about the extremity of the condition) Archbishop Lawrence Burke "Has pancreatic cancer" and you know the outcome. They won't all survive this year but I think this is pretty much the latest update of names to be added.

At low volume these voices might be 'easy on the ear' but I don't take these studies seriously. Doesn't hearing itself depend on the perception of the listener? If that is the fact then the accuracy of this study must vary.

I read through a significant deal of this thread today and I still don't fully understand how it managed to receive this level of attention. I went back reading because I checked the statistics and it said I posted like '60 times!' and since I had no recollection, I wanted to see what the story was. I still have no idea who 'Richard O'Sullivan really is', and the best part of my contribution in this thread is my posts do not revolve around him. (It's really great). I don't even think I made one actual reference even involving Richard O'Sullivan. It's everything but Richard O'Sullivan. And the best part about it was that 'reading it' .. was like reading it for the very first time.

Dear Scot and David, I admit that out of the what (15 guest posts?) that you have displayed I haven't even fully read one of them. Out of all this 'blah blah blah blah bullshit' .. it was simply this line: I'm just a young guy of nearly 25, single, working as a hospital porter, and I just enjoy clubbing, shopping, travelling, watching Newcastle Utd, and chilling out in my flat with Tess........which makes me hope you get killed in a automobile accident or something. I imagine you guys as being of the stereotype who shorten common phrases such as 'whatever' to 'whatevs' or it's possible you exchange unnecessary (high five and low five combinations with your queer bag friends) and the bottom line is nobody likes sun-tanning faggets on this forum. So get the f**k out and don't ever let me 'have to even analyze' a few sentences of the mental illness 'which is your lives' ever again.

You never really know with this man. Godot might tell his wife that he is going fishing but ... it won't be fishing at the docks. Sometimes I visualize him as a little British Clooney. Even as I don't generally get along with Godot, I've always considered him to have 'class' ... class as in 'that person moves a certain way' ... and only people with class move that way. It has also occurred to me that the chick one post above me is probably athletic and not very cheap. I guess for some people she might be worth every cent. At the end of this post I still have no idea why that image appears before me 'as in what does it have to do with this thread? But I'm not really complaining. I see the genius within that image in a very inappropriate way.

I think it's time for Mark W. Felt.

I think 'Already Dead' is the only team 'in the top ten' which may not have any connection to this web site. I suspect they may also be American. I'm not positive, but while browsing at US deadpools 'which don't compare to the international DDP' I've seen the name around. Overall I'm glad our dedicated DDP organizer is healthy. I guess the constant tasks of everyday life drag you down but you need to find a 'happy hour' where you can enjoy the wine or the champaign or whatever. That's how I do it.

This is Amy Winehouse when she was actually appealing. A very classy broad she was. People change. And sometimes, even in my own life, I would just rather not know.

I have to disagree with you, HCW. Iain wouldn't have the grammatical capabilities that this 'Scott' has. I actually believe he may just be 'a guest'. Scott reminds me of the South Park creators in this video 'Fire side chats with Matt Stone and Trey Parker' ..

Triple O, I can give you a reasonable diet which isn't devastating to follow. If you are interested I would be happy to give you some basics because if you happen to be obese at thirty 'You ain't gonna look fabulous at 50' so keep that in mind. A little bit of will power will take you a long way.

And that's a cut! For the skeptics who dismissed the chances of Pollacks demise 'It's Good Afternoon!' And a very respected figure in the film industry, and it's a shame, but he will definitely be accepted as one of the 'quality graduates' this year. I admit that at one point in the year I began losing my confidence in him, but to say the least he hasn't let me down. Overall the committee deserves a 'clap clap' for listening to me once again, and now let's see if we will be on our way .... to a record breaking year!

Wait .. I was speaking to Monoclinic .. Since when is your name Monoclinic? Since when? And how exactly do you manifest into this conversation? It's my belief that Monoclinic has a very impressive vocabulary. Now you clearly stated that you disagree 'and that's your opinion' but everything else you just said is typical Fellatio Nelson nonsense, and above all you really have f****n nothing to say so get back to me when you actually become interesting.

The survival rate for several cancers (including prostate and colon especially) have dramatically increased over the passed decade. Cancer of the pancreas is one of the most deadly forms which little research has been done in understanding it's causes. I'm shocked that my joker for DDP (Randy Pausch) is still going but I guess his diagnosis was one of the best you will see for that condition. The prevention of cancer in general is a healthier diet and 'antioxidants' and keeping red meat and other poison like 'all these miracle drugs with 17 side effects' out of your system. My view of health is a little different then most people but I stand pretty strong on what I believe in.

This is off topic but since you've went to France I feel as if you are becoming French. I'm dead serious. I also think if words could win an award for their lack of usage in the world yours would rule the category. (I hope you take that as a complement) because I had to look all three of them up. Your vocabulary is unlimited. I don't think anybody here could come close to knowing the amount of words you know. I also feel your the kind of person who denies them self credit when they really deserve special treatment.

No, I don't seriously vision you as being very obese. I'm a pretty intelligent guy Devon, I have a theory that you may be involved with a medical profession based on your knowledge of human health. No matter what the deal is 'your very valuable' to this website and it's all appreciated. The only obstacle now is that you need to learn how to spell hospitalized the English way.

It's unbelievable with you. I think your work here is very admirable Devon, but you truly track down every single article that may have some long term value. You remind me of the fat kid who doesn't share. I actually saw that exact article when it first came out and I really hesitated saying to myself 'No, it's very American - it's not for here' and here you are posting what I rejected. It proves to me that your really an information maniac. Your consistency in this category is irreplaceable.

Well, malignant brain tumors are a good way to become somebody's joker for DDP, but he won't see next years competition. The Kennedy family just keeps getting screwed over and over. It's never ending. According to me I think his show down is closer then one might imagine. I think Patrick Swayze might even outlive him. Maybe. I don't think either of them will be breathing by January.

I agree with you. Every time I see an obese person wearing sweat suits for example, I tell myself 'they have truly robbed the healthy population of a clothing style!' More people with compartments of fat are wearing sweat suits then the average jock who goes running. In today's world sweat pants are generally accepted as an obese clothing style while they were designed for the athlete. It's pretty funny when you think about it.

You know, I won't be attending the November 1st spectacle in London later this year. I'm sure from where all of you stand it will actually be a very entertaining night. Now I'm a little 'what's the word' ... aggravated that Fellatio Nelson is running such a fanatical event because ..'shakes head' I personally feel he shouldn't be the person representing 'what this place is in the flesh' .. but he is generous enough to run such an occasion so I do give him the credit for these efforts. I'm trying to be fair. Anyway, I'm really unable to comprehend the whole 'atmosphere' of how these conventions go down. Are they 'Very formal?' .. 'Does everyone get wasted like it's no mans business? I really have no idea. The fact is that in reality all you need to do 'is extend your hand' and show respect to the other people. That's respect. But when I show up at a convention I'll blow the roof off that sum bitch. That means 'drinks for everyone' and I'll pay for whatever you guys want. Orderves .. 'it depends' (Just rent out a top restaurant for the night!) I hope that's what your doing. The only problem with me going to a convention is 'I don't really want to get arrested in London'. I mean I might ruin the whole thing. If somebody starts in with me 'I'll seriously kick your ass' and everybody would be trying to break it up ... and it would be a disaster. I'm not exactly the kind of guy to get in bar fights 'I have more class' .. I'm not that kind of guy.. but all I'm saying is I'm entitled to defend myself. Overall I don't think anything like that would happen and maybe far into the future I might arrive 'even as I doubt it' but I hope this is done right.

If you wrote a little stanza, they would read it, (they would make obvious faces) even the most narrow minded of critics. They would nod their heads (An average rhyme from an average man) and you would feel satisfied. Now I would write something, be it 'very surreal' be it 'simple yet complex' you know, be it 'ordinary yet concise' or 'incomprehensible, yet demeaning' and my effort would be gold standard compared to a 'amateur composition notebook scrabble' (no offense) and you would walk away. You would walk away thinking 'Unreal!' and you would tell yourself 'Isn't it 8.00 yet? Is my alarm unplugged? And listen .. I'm sure you know 100 words that I'm not fond of. Maybe more. To go off the wall with this 'You might be able to write a book 'all the words I know that he doesn't' but on an imaginative platform of ideas and making comparison your just an amateur. A writer, who thinks he knows but really has no idea. If I wanted I could make you appear as if you were born yesterday 'but I wouldn't even consider it' .. I wouldn't even make the effort to try because the panel would be in your favor, you know that. I would never sell anything for money 'it's not those times'.. 'it's not going on' there are other obligations to pursue in this world. I'm at the horizon of better things, a future of whatever I make it. I've said enough, I'm near a loss for words. I really have nothing to say, but you can live in your world of Godot where 'that constant mindset' of ignorance rules, you can be my guest. I've heard enough of these comments and this place all together. I'm walking out. Im walking out with no indication of return.

That's not what is it is, Fellatio Nelson. You really know how to talk nonesense. That Stevie Wonder eye sight is really taking a toll on your judgement. Your one of those people Fellatio 'who are last on line for the movie' and when the other line has more people, you decide to join that one, because everybody thinks it's going to hit the big time. After the movie, you walk out into the parking lot saying 'what a waste of money' .. I should have stayed on the original line. You were born a follower, and you will die a follower. You contribute nothing here, nothing at all. If there is a confrontation you just stack the bullshit higher. I don't take you seriously, and I don't think anybody else should. People like to start me up, I'll give them response. In my eyes everything about you is like a suggestion for an idea that everybody thinks is absurd. Say what you want, I know where I stand.