Banshees Scream

Odom has a "50/50" chance of surviving and overdosed on performance enhancing drugs, coke and drinks at the brothel. Lamar spent over "five figures" and is still legally married to one of the Kardashians.

Well nobody and I mean "nobody" is Fats Domino. No matter what your blues are in New Orleans or anywhere.

Ah, the pumpkin on the doorstep, the haunted tree branches waving with the moon hiding, the crisp breeze of 9PM. ... The secret is to believe just a little bit. The ghosty candle who has been on the shelf for years knows that 'nods'. ... The witch is gonna get me this year, I know it.

Have a beer and just sit back and tell yourself what's the point? October 1st.

I surpassed my expectations at miniature golf recently but that doesn't mean golf still isn't an old mans game to me. In fact, golf is not an interest of mine but after a few drinks it was fun.

The Thailand King has a tall grand cup full of cash that he will continue to reign supreme.

First world "Asian Tiger".

Introduction "The Simpsons" before the theme song plays.

A delux launch into space so his ashes will reach an intellectual being that probably won't understand.

Fidel is too well for hell but what if his hell was the assassination attempts combined ..

How much longer can you keep the stint going .. can you be here on a consistent basis or do you fade out with a fond memories post?

LOTM please .. are we taking five or five weeks or what?

They probably aren't famous enough (snooker or billiards or darts players) unless they are well known but now I'm in the mood for a game of three ball.

So what's going to break the ice here .. who will rise to the occassion now that all has been unveiled?

TMIB's epic contribution to the DDP should get him a five hour energy shot or a black coffee .. the guy probably doesn't know where the fuck he is.

That's the first centurian hit for me this winter as far as the maryrace goes.

I laughed at how some of these teams went all in on names I left off on purpose.

Drum Roll Please ............... And the first hit should be ..... The Thailand King "Rama IX" or Zsa Zsa Gabor.

Nostradamus predicted his demise the night before and legend has it that he definitely predicted he would be found standing up.

Ah good lad, I knew he was just itching to find the back of the net. My first DDP points of the year Did anyone else pick him? DDT, if you happen to celebrate just remember that at least there was a chance even if it wasn't probable.

Now because I'm late I'll have to choose primarily from the masterlist tonight and I hope that's acceptable. I won't take any uniques because that wouldn't be fair to the other competitors and they wouldn't want that. Stephen Hawking, Olivia De Havilland, Les Munro, Desmond Tutu, Leonard Nimoy, Gaston Glock, Crown Prince Adullah the Butcher, Clare Hollingsworth, Clive Derby Lewis, Bryan Murray, Jimmy Hill, Robert Schuller, Isabel Rosado, Caroline Aherne, Joao Havelange, Liz Dawn, Sakari Momoi, Jorge Zorreguita, Zhou Youguang, Ethel Lang

I'm late but I hope that doesn't matter. If for some reason not I'll just have the same team as last year and I'll edit this later tonight with a change or a few so it should be an extravaganza.

Sam Simon (Joker) Muhammad Ali Zsa Zsa Gabor Rev Billy Graham Joost van der Westhuizen Verne Gagne Misao Okawa Vojislav Seselj Jean Dore Mullah Fazlullah Clive James Jerry Maren Kate Granger Donald Nick Clifford Martin Crowe Bhumibol Adulyadej Mike Porcaro Percy Sledge Irving Kahn Manoel De Oliveira

Happy Fuckin New Years .. some outrageous New Years person will be banging on windows and parading the streets!

The demise of these famed names is unlikely but anything could happen. First we have former vice president Dick Cheney, confessed murderer OJ Simpson, Bernie Maddoff who was responsible for the largest ponzi scheme in US history and the worlds smallest man who is Chandra Bahadur Dangi. The supreme leader of Iran Ayatollah Al Khamenei, the Thailand King and also King Abdullah who are worth some consideration if you think so.