Banshees Scream

I've just come to terms with myself that Godot is officially going senile. Are you eating well? Are you taking a daily vitamin? Are you sleeping on the couch instead of the queen sized bed? Have there been to many priorities for you, maybe Mrs. Godot has been making life very stressful. I have the right to be worried.

Honey 'for once' I feel like going in the hot tub. Puffffffffffff!

From what I know EAP died at the early age of 39, just four days after being found 'in some other mans cloths'. They say he screamed '"Reynolds?' Who is Reynolds? That very name might be one of the last immaculate clues left to solving all the unanswered questions. I can tell you maryportfuncity that I think it's very possible EAP might have sustained a head injury, which that would explain his sudden death at such a young age. One of the greatest unknowns may be 'Mr.Reynolds' and the questions in my mind surrounding him which they are .. 'Mr.Reynolds who are you?' and of course ' Excuse me, Mr Reynolds but why were you naked with Poe in your cloths?'

You know man, what you realize from sh*t like this is 'Life has great timing!'... f****n kick me while I'm down ... but the constant mentality that you have to keep at this point 'is a courageous one' and most of all a mentality that lives for today, not a mentality that lives in the past and not one that dwells on the misfortunes of the future. The main concern you should have is 'The Now' and the best way to deal with pain is to talk about it, and it might not be easy but you have to come to terms with yourself on a way to keep the circumstances on a optimistic level, rather then letting them deprive you from being yourself and most of all 'what you still have and love' Your job now is to be there, and you need to be supportive. I've had some hard times in my life where not everything worked out the way I planned it, and at a cost that really took it's toll on me. The advice that I can give you is 'to believe' and trust the confidence in yourself. This is what you need to maintain and remember. Good luck '

The DDP organizers turned down CNN as an obituary source? My first thought actually was 'the DDP organizers don't use CNN as an obituary source? Isn't CNN one of the most gratified news corporations in the world? ........ On what matters I think a dozen E - mails or so by DDP regulars might make a difference on next years rules 'basically what FF said' since 'if they are not rejuvenated' the worst case scenario might be the winners formula is 'Inmate Enhanced' To break it down regardless of what you get out of DDP, I get a learning experience not to mention a chance to act competitively in the great sport of death. The last reason I enter DDP is because at some length I think it's 'enjoyable' to see your creative premonitions, your masterpiece at work and with results. And if you get 'results' by mainly listing criminals who's execution dates are available, it's not creative and most of all it's certainly not a masterpiece. So get sending those E - Mails! ddp2007@derbydeadpool.co.uk

Mary just as explanations hold value, heavy drinking over many years is said to disvalue or in so many words can cause your brain to shrink by up to 1.6%. http://www.decanter.com/news/119005.html With the combination of your diet being 80% alcohol, not to mention rooming at the local gutter ... I say expect what is most likely expected.

Especially commentators who in so many words 'solicit' the end of a sporting event with 'brought to you by commercials' So basically keep your mouth shut and keep it play-by play and don't draw conclusions, until the curtain hits the floor.

On the Egyptian Prime Minister Hosni Mubarak 'and I can't be positive' but I believe reading that he was diagnosed with prostate cancer several years ago. Today prostate cancer is very treatable, in fact there are various medications that can be prescribed to treat it. Now I'm very 'skeptical' when it comes to articles that read "His condition is not life-threatening, but he is very weak," - Because let's face it that the majority of us cross our fingers for 'eye brow raising' statements that are written by the press, and in truth all we are really reading is 'a social term' which it's called 'exaggeration' and it's origination in Latin means 'to heap up or magnify' ... so no sh*t I blame 'the press' in the first degree or in a sense it might even be more appropriate for me to call them 'fictional authors' If anybody has ever heard of 'Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo' who is the President of Equatorial Guinea, it has stated that he is suffering from 'terminal prostate cancer' for several years and of course this classic line ....... 'is reported to weigh as little as 50kg (110 lbs), and is said to be existing in agony. While at the same time he also has been sharing hand shakes with Condoleezza Rice and 'Yes I would have coffee with her parents over her birth name!' Standing with Hawaiian necklaces in the rain with umbrella's? .... Teodoro in agony?

I know exactly what I would give her ... Roses and and complements of course.

May you rejoice and live moments on this day that you can treasure forever. So heres to you Handrejka. Happy Birthday. Every time I see your name I think of three things 'Mysterious ladies who have dark eyes' and 'Tuesdays' and 'Good coffee'.

SHeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee was 83! Anyway what does everybody think about Tony Snow for 2008? I'm not really confident that he will be 'rocking the boat' for us in so many words. I didn't see him on Letterman, but when you resign from a substantial political position 'it's not like' you do it for no reason.

Talking drug offenses or anything of a serious criminal content it's pretty much like anything else. If you go to jail 'the first time' and read your bible and get peer mediation and a few tattoo's 'not to mention' a clear perspective of 'what you have done' and what you will do to prevent that from ever happening 'your mistakes are a lessoned learned' - If you haven't figured it out by then you probably never will. I don't think weed is a big deal and if you are into any drugs my advice would be 'in the privacy of your own home' My advice would also be 'stay out of the car' For the combination of illegal substances along with wheels, speed and steel can be a very ...... heavy price to pay.

... But his daughter isn't exactly what I would call a bad looking woman. 6\10 I'm a professional poker player myself and I've never heard of Victoria until now. Sorry ATJ ... what were you saying?

According to this article Alan Coren was known partially for a show titled 'Call My Bluff' Well Allin Death has gone all in on you!

I hate salesman who's words run wild like trained chimpanzees who have been finally let out of their cage for the first time that day. I hate salesman who deny their denial on reflection that you just aren't interested. I hate the idea of people who hate their jobs, but work for a pay check. Life was not made for slavery. I hate people who have potential but choose to live blind. They need glasses. I hate film producers who go out and take everyones cherished legends and disown the truth. I hate them for corrupting the minds of the uninfluenced who haven't figured out their perspective. Dictators where masks. Anybody can be a dictator, even your neighbor. I hate when tax is included in the sale sign 'along with the price' of the merchandise. It makes spenders cheap. I hate a majority of the press because they are fictional authors in disguise. I hate founding fathers who have lacked perspective. The laws of our perceptive and physical nature are based on their judgment of the world in the times they lived. If profanity, and relationships without marriage, and drinking and drugs and all the countless acts 'the list hits the floor' that most rational individuals consider enjoyable - were taken up by some of these figures the world would have been liberal for our grandparents.

Dear ATJ These are bags of all sizes. From now on 'if you ever have the desire' to share anything of a controversially crude mentality be sure to put one of these bags over it's head. You only have five bags, so make sure you don't hold back often. Only hold back when you feel your motives can be questioned in a critical 'low blow' sort of tone. PS: Keep the bags away from your thread titles. I'm a big fan!

Son of a bitch! I actually had him in mind for my masterpiece next year, but he wasn't patient enough. O well. Joey Bishop the last remaining member of the Rat Pack is now ... history. Joey Bishop dead at 89.......

Mr.Rotten Ali you've completely lost me with your bottom paragraph, I think the whole idea is to draw up original masterpieces instead of using all the obvious names. If you were running a more low volumed 'conservative' dead pool the suggestion you made would make sense but 'I'm sorry' DDP is about going beyond the limits. The rational approach is all subjects should have a Wikipedia page because usually 'if your anybody' you have at least four lines written in detail about you. If you have a Wikipedia entry, in most cases the candidate is not really that far out. I could settle for one predetermined candidate on each list. My original idea was bring 'all executions' down to the lowest hit value but 'your suggestion' also works for me. I'm going to try and get these rules adjusted, I figure it's unlikely but if anybody has a voice at this point it's DDP master Football Fan who has been pretty much 'in his own league' for the passed two years. I really don't know what Football Fans view on this matter is, but if anybody has authority it belongs to him and if he could advise the organizers 'what a disaster' for natural death -competition these Iraqi hangings are 'not to mention sixteen year old cancer patients' it would revolutionize DDP and it would restore and maximize the selective talent of all participants.

Alright so tonight reminds me of a true story that was just outrageous at the time 'and when I think about it' it's still pretty outrageous to me. Now I'm not always crazy for parties but one time I was at this chicks house 'and she had a very affluent home' expensive paintings hanging on walls ..... white carpeting .... flat screen TV's and everything else. I'm somebody who comes in and says hello 'how are you' 'it's wonderful to see you' 'O you look beautiful' 'look at this house ... you know how it is. So after having a drink this rich chick 'who was rebellious in her own way' but a complete suck up to her friends and family for example 'so one of those' said 'OK everybody outside' ........ and I'm somebody who after about fifteen minutes deserts the entire crowd. If you want to come hang out with me, I don't mind but I'm not really into sitting outside in front of a pool with these 'people' who to be honest I wasn't really interested in hanging out with them. I only went because I felt that I had too. Anyway I went into the living room and decided to lay down on the couch. It had a nice coffee table and a big TV so I decided to relax in there 'and this girl wasn't the type to be disrespectful' and say 'What are you doing? She could care less ...... but her Puerto Rican friend 'was probably' drunk and right behind the couch 'imagine to the left' was the screen door. I hear her say 'Who is this rude f****n creep laying on your couch? Those were her exact words. I'm cracking up as I hear this but the only mistake I made was I left my drink 'on the floor' instead of the coffee table and now remember 'the rugs are white' So as the couch is against the wall, to the left is the door. I get up and knock the drink over .... and it stains the white rug where all of them will walk in. I have no idea why I put it on the floor ... but when she walked it she went all 'OMG' what have you done. 'No drinks in the living room! I told you that! And her Puerto Rican friend was giving me dirty looks. It was embarrassing. I wasn't invited back.

Well as you can see 'it's not like' any of these Iraqi executions are dropping in statistics. The Noose isn't winning, but next year somebody with a Noose approach will 'in my view' or at least 'I find it' probable. If you choose to stack your list with Iraqi characters I can't hold anything against you, since after all it's not like you were the only one doing it. The best solution that I can comprehend is to bring all predetermined executions down to the lowest score-capacity on the chalk board. I figure excluding the concept entirely would be more difficult, but lowering the value of a predetermined candidate would be more effective. The reasons are obvious 'some people don't hear about it' - 'they have fifty lists that have illegal names .. they have to edit them .. ex Overall I hope what your saying will prove itself to be in motion because I think it would make DDP more competitive and 'no doubt' more of a better game.

And Youth In Asia I agree with you 100%. If there was ever to be an immaculate reason the 'competitive sport of death' is outlawed it would be exactly because 'of the example' in your previous statement. I think it's time DDP sets some standards.

Now from my knowledge I figure the 'Derby Dead Pool' is arguably the general home for competitive death-related competitions on the internet today (Or maybe it isn't even arguable) but 'my problem' with it is I've recognized that war criminals and 'anybody who is going to be executed' has become the difference since 'a majority' of these guys are not f****n ninety nine years old. On the score board they have 'top notch value'. I'm not expecting to have these rules adjusted, but just for kicks do I not have a point? I expect my only critics to be entrants who have 'two thirds' of their list stacked with inmates. So to break it down should 'Derby Dead Pool' become 'Derby On Death Row Pool?' I have a pretty good idea that next year we will see a majority of teams that resemble 'No Noose Is Good Noose' and since hanging somebody isn't exactly reflecting any 'selective talent' I feel this rule has to be eliminated because it's very unprofessional and since many of us like to call it a sport ....... having your whole team amounting of 'Death Row Candidates' is basically like using steroids. Hear me now. Hear me.

OK Mr.Ronnie 'thanks' cough cough ........................ For me your tone here in a way is hard for me 'to figure out' but I have a pretty good idea what your getting at. I guess you ask yourself 'how the hell does this guy go from that - to this?' It can't be for real. Well let me tell you Ronnie, I realize I've made posts that are crazy or even more extravagantly 'some posts' have 'made little' if no sense at all. If you want an answer I guess I've had my bad days, and I've posted effortlessly which I can't blame members who are so consistent 'for criticizing' because 'if anything' on those circumstances I deserve it based on the sh*t I post. I mean Ronnie, would it really be any fun if everybody posted like Godot? Don't get me wrong, Godot is a very sophisticated poster but for f**ks sakes man 'what would the attraction be?' Everybody post like a morbid author with a strict vocabulary who is a warm milk drinking scholar in his spare time? f**k that. Seriously. From now on 'everybody can see my serious side' and there will no longer be any posts that are hard to figure out. I will be direct and I'll say it exactly the way it is. I log in on Deathlist for two reasons, I find it a learning experience and second I find it at times very entertaining 'and I'm sure' some members could agree with that. I feel intended grudges are if anything very immature, and one of my qualities is forgiveness. I don't really hate anybody, so if you think my sudden apologetic efforts are 'insane' remember 'it's the internet' .. your lover Harry Mcnally has been disrespectful for some time, so I decided to trash him 'and I did' he got drunk and pissed off and sent me his bullshit ... and it's over. As an adult I have apologized. In the end if there is anything I will contribute 'it will be my perspective' and it will be 'my perspective against others'. Now I'm off to give Star Crossed a Holler because if you don't think 'Cheney - Obama' being cousins is a big deal I wanna know who in your family went into cardiac arrest last night.

It doesn't get more surreal then this everybody. (Hold your breath) Please somebody tell me that I'm now officially losing my mind. Barack Obama and Dick Cheney are f****n cousins!!! http://www.reuters.com/article/domesticNew...621534220071016

It's the perfect example of what I would call the 'Hitler Dilution' which the dilution itself consists of an individual who claims they are one of god but 'in a notion' where they can go out and slaughter thousands of people and say 'Who says I'm not in the special protection of god?' From Hitlers view point the Jewish race had to be ignited for several reasons but his main fall back was 'they rejected Christ' so in defense of myself and my lord I will fight for justice..blah blah 'and all the other sh*t he said' I've never read anything positive about Hitlers life, not in even his extended biography. The sob story goes from being homeless to being rejected at his art school 'which I think his instructor might have been Jewish' and then to finally not even having enough balls to actually give the poems he had written to the girl he loved 'and the list hits the floor' The only significance was his rise to power and his admiration from the German society. Just as all the other attempts in his life 'he eventually failed' but getting to what I was saying 'you have to follow the laws of the concept, not take the concept and write it's laws' you can't be devoted to a religion 'or should I say' philosophy when you dictate it's laws to your own perspective. That's like going on a diet and following the 'breakfast plan' and then going to a 'Take your seat - All you can eat' buffet for lunch and dinner.