Banshees Scream

Right now I'm very outgoing. Very outgoing. It's one of those nights where I could talk with ... just about anybody. George W Bush could walk right in and sit on the couch ... and I could have a major discussion with him. After saying 'how you doing' 'hows the daughter that went to a local college' Get any pretzels lately ... I would eventually get to the point of ... George ... isn't it about time you put the bible away and actually read the death count of our people in Iraq, not to mention all the innocent people who have been killed just for a substance called Oil? The top drawer is over there George. I would say 'think of it like this' If Jesus were alive today, do you actually think he would say 'Read Genesis' I mean Jesus would say 'George' war is hell man, bring the troops home, declare peace, and drink some cheap wine for god sakes. Let's be rational about this. Anyway, I'm going to share a little story with everyone. Several years ago I got in some trouble with the law ... I was cutting school regularly and 'having a 143 IQ' 'so they told me' I felt that I could pass my classes by only attending about three days a week. Sometimes four. I did pass most of my classes, but to screw me over the attendance office couldn't deal with my success so to use me as an example, they rang up social services. Now after being 'accused' of abusing the system about two or three times a woman who was very overweight came to my home and explained the rule of attendance. What seriously bothered me was 'she brought Macdonald's' into my home. She was chewing Macdonald's French fries at my table, in my home. The soda was also being sipped. I wasn't always very nice to her, a few times I asked her about the TV shows she enjoyed 'she liked Friends' the whole show was a bunch of losers to me 'besides Jenifer Aniston' and it was very annoying and I feel people shouldn't be having lunch when they are in your presence too literally f**k you over. This is another story now. Last one for tonight. Now I'm sure a good deal of you have encountered similar situations and in my view responses like these are absolutely uncalled for. One time I was in a restaurant and I had already ordered, and there was an very impatient African American couple. Now I'll tell you right now, if you are a sophisticated person in this world you would know all people are the same and to 'seriously' discriminate is like using candles instead of electricity. Now his wife and his young son were complaining, they were making 'a big scene' and it was all about the guys lack of patience. After exchanging words with the waitor 'or some person who worked there' the guy said outloud 'CAusE wERe BLAck!!!!!!!!!!!! Uncalled for man. So uncalled for. Half of the people in the place looked at him, and he left just like that 'using his race as a weapon for his own impatience' He walked out .. Scum bag - f****n Scum bag I f****n hate it when anybody tries to use something very insignificant about themselves as a reason for there own screw ups. Racism is something in this world that is very delicate and people still back down when a paranoid African American says slurrs like that because they are in fear 'of being labeled' a racist. That guy needs to take a chill pill and he needs to find out who Martin Luther King is. ... Good Nite Folks!

In the city this one time I was walking for blocks and blocks .. and I needed a drink and being paranoid 'not wanting drinks sold from people on the street' I realized that I didn't have any single dollar bills in my wallet. So I asked this guy at one of the street corners 'Let me get a dollar' and he just bought a water. He said 'Sorry' I only got 'four quarters' it was Un f****n Believable. I hate unrealistically selfish people who can't spair very little to make a big difference.

That must be mind blowing for you. Did he act very feminine or was it a complete shocker? Ever catch him in high heels? If you had no idea about this until recently that is just f**ked up. Excuse my expression.

A gentleman and a flirtatious woman walk into a bar. He says 'how much' She says 'what do you cost? He says 'I'm married' She says 'three drinks and a six month plan' He says 'six drinks and tomorrow I'll lose your number' She says 'how can you lose what you have never had?' He says 'But I've had it a thousand times' She says 'that's a lot of sheets to be washing' He says 'I leave it all up to my wife' She says ' The ideal marriage!' He says ' It just didn't last very long' She says ' Your quick and big?' He says 'I'm short and slow as you can see' She says 'My god I'm so blind' He says 'But I thought they only had SPAM for men?

Both claims lacked evidence Triple O. It would have been a conversation over coffee if it actually was my original suggestion, the outcome 'which was yours' clap clap ' is very ironic.

'Falling down the stairs was my line for that clown 'Michael Foot' You are 'so copying me' Paul. Anyway 'Getting serious' you are right about the 'risks of leaving off' it's absolutely devastating. I mean ' LSD's father Dr.Albert Hofmann' and 'Modern Architect' Oscar Niemeyer are both a 'must have' I have a few Economists and Authors in mind for my DDP along with a few surprises which should make some noise. Next year will no doubt be my most competitive list ever.

And I just read your whole twunt - speech... Good f****n gracious. I just can't help myself, but to inform you that I feel you talk weird and your the only person I've ever known that has banged a midget 'or that's what I've been told' You've highlighted your failures in the trade of grand theft and I've been around the block. It was never my deal because I realized 'If I woke up one day' and my possessions were gone I would be pissed off. So basically treat others, as you would like to be treated. I say that in all aspects of the term. The dream job line to me is like losing a huge Poker Game in Vegas, a prize that you could have spent on the high class sh*t. It's like having pocket Kings, and the other guy had pocket aces. There you were at the show down 'of what matters', and you lost it all to another living-breathing human being. You then walk out of the casino with your head down and bump into his beautiful wife. She is a sucker for losers .... and it's good morning BHB! You are a winner. Take into perspective that sometimes a dream job is only a dream by thought, by reality it's 'f**k this I'm taking a three day weekend' The last failure was the army, where they shave your head and get you up at around 5 AM. They make you run miles and they make you fire weapons in order to kill. They don't allow you near ladies (compare with prison) and you are living by a code which leaves the sleeping shouting and the awake in therapy three times a week. I get how they say 'the army shapes you' and matures the minds of people who will never amount to anything, but the results can be completely reversed. The army is cruel, and war is hell. Bottom line there. I've never been in the army, but long story short 'I'm real numb' but I guess I'm doing alright. I felt you put it all out, so I say good luck to your days and congratulations. '

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What a pain in my left ear this guy is. Tyson should get back boxing, even if he gets his ass kicked I'm sure it will buy out pay per views. Tyson at this point might go back from being one great boxer, to being in the 'Remember me?' section of commonly read sports magazines. Would anyone agree that with Tysons 'voice' and his 'face tattoo' and his drug related problems - just maybe he would make a good Reality TV show?

Talking Baseball soon I'll be making my prediction of who gets the ring this year ... but first And I thought Mark Maguires 'I'm not here to talk about the past was funny' only excluding the fact that before steroids he was a good player, the true story of Barry Bonds. http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=_T6Hj2XMiWg

How do I browse? ... it would generally depend on what I'm browsing at. You see Star Crossed When you are in public and you are browsing at such a capacity where other people can feel the intensity of your browse, it doesn't look good. So if I'm browsing I move from one thing to the other, and I make sure that when I'm browsing I don't let other people know my crave for the item\subject\broad\ I'm browsing at. On the Internet I usually use Fire Fox or Yahoo, I'm not much for MSN.

I'm under the impression ... Dawn French believes her death is right next door because she probably has a sh*t diet and since the vitamins everybody needs in their systems to function are absent from hers, a bag of Lays Chips and a Dr.Pepper isn't going to assemble positive mind sets. And that's that. She should make friends with 'Jenny Craig' representatives Kirsty Ali and Valerie Bertinelli

His words Majid angrily responded that he wasn't even in Basra at the time. "How can you say I executed people?" he demanded of the witness. "You were not there. You only heard, you did not see. How can you be so sure? I wasn't in Basra at all at that time." It might just be a coincidence but for some reason or other I've seen a trend with these Halibut people and they seem to have it in there heads 'If I'm not caught red handed' how can you accuse me? This guy for example just don't get that the law doesn't work that way. He just can't get it through his head. If the law worked by the process of 'If you did not see me, O how can you accuse' If that's the case Then you mas well call the judge a priest and the jury a quire. Hang that mother f****r!

I'm one of those people that don't mind Holidays, but really I don't even want to hear about Christmas until like December 1st. All these 50% off sales. For me it completely ruins the spirit of holidays to walk into a store and see wreaths hanging in October. Now to me 'that's jingle bells' It's aggravating.

So this member is bragging about their sex record? Three women isn't really eye brow raising, it's more the less respectable but it would depend on 'what standards'. I mean look, some guys go for 'the overweight Rosie O Donnel with tattoos' others go for a woman who not only values herself, but a woman who values her feelings and her reputation. Some guys judge off of the chicks personality along with her looks, I think that is truly the only way. I've heard many quotes like 'More pushin' for the cushin' and 'what you turn down is what you don't get' but to tell you truth most of these guys stacked shelves or worked as janitors so 'like animals' they see meat and they hussel for it. It's sad.

Boudicca is assisting a murder! Mr. Four Whores (you are a very suspicious character) Do you fraud taxes Mr. Four whores? Not attending Jury Duty? '

That is what people in Hollywood call 'exhaustion' My only thing with 'exhaustion' is You always here those pathetic stories 'O back in the 40's you did this to put bread on the table' and you hear those stories 'I worked from sun set to sun rise' and the great depression .... it was horrible and people had barely enough money to live ... and back then I never heard 'O I'm exhausted' ... No. But Brittaney Spears had two beers the night before and woke up an hour early .... and looks tired and tells everybody 'O god I'm exhausted' and it causes great commotion among everybody. The attention these talentless 'over weight' broads get seriously gives me a headache.

Lack of evidence backing up your claim. She said her mothers name 'was' Joyce Joyce. In reference to either 'talking passed tense' or her mothers name was literally Joyce Joyce by marriage. So 'what was it' Lard Bazarr.

Lard Bazarr I can't help but congratulate you, talking humor your last few posts have been knocking them dead. (Clap clap) My serious reply was originally going to be 'I wouldn't mind having a cup of coffee with Joyce Joyce's parents, I would like to indulge in a conversation relating to 'why they decided to give their daughter the same name as her last name. The only problem is maybe 'John Joyce and Dorethea Dorethea are dead. It's common sense. As I was typing that I found this http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20945076/?GT1=10357 A Chicago couple named their new born son 'Wrigley Fields' can you believe that? Wrigley Fields ... now I would ......... really like to sit down with the ..... Fields family and discuss why in fact they named their son 'Wrigley' Because I'll tell you this By 2009 The Mets and The Yankees are getting New Stadiums. I think many other teams will be getting 'new stadiums' too So when the kid is starting first grade 'And Wrigley Field' is demolished now your kid might live eighty five years with the name of a stadium that only lasted about six years of his entire life. It's f****n insane if you were to ask me. I mean George Foreman named all his sons George. It was very uncreative and very unenthusiastic of him. But at least I know the guy got hit a couple of times. You don't make come backs at 54 and name grills after yourself for no reason. There is logic behind these actions. In most cases like these there is no logic, in Foremans case it makes sense.

'It's my call' I think the next move by Brittaney Spears will be something very 'air head OD' Like 'BREAKING NEWS!" Brittaney Spears gives her youngest son up for adoption! She'll redefine the intelligence of blond women. She'll become Hollywood's blond bombshell with a 65 IQ. Magazines covers and critics will become more decorated with ideas and pictures, and she'll become Hollywoods most treasured f**k up. Yes I thought that was Paris Hilton too, but at least she's not divorced with two kids at 25. Hey ho! Somebody call the garbage truck in. I got trash, I got trash here and it's sure looking white ...

Now rewinding a few posts ... I think 'Macleans' is like Canada's star magazine and in my eyes it's pretty extreme to call Bush 'The New Saddam' especially since there leader is not what I could call liberal 'Stephen Harper' or who ever the hell he is. Bush is in Iraq mainly for oil, 9\11 gave him a reason to invade. That is from Bushes view point. It's certainly not right, no doubt about that but if that happened to Canada 'Stephen Harper' would be doing the same sh*t! He's a f****n hypocrite! The bottom line : Canada should keep there mouth shut. With there form of government and not exactly being involved with this ordeal I don't think they seriously have any place making radical statements like that.

It's like being Asian and Canadian, you just don't see it everyday. But I take your correction as a lesson. Not doing statistics by the books Being French and Jewish ' approximately 1\85 people. Not eye brow raising then. Being Asian and Canadian approximately ... 1\845

He must have forgot to turn the mute button off. So he was a French-Jew. That's ... very common. Anyway I've always thought these silent dramatic performers were interesting. I mean the circus has a lot of 'clowns' and 'microscopic people' and men and women that are being shot out of cannons ... ex But I've never seen a 'Mute Marcel' at the circus. I can say that. If I did he was sure keeping it down.