Banshees Scream

In that case I'll be over to join you just as long as you got some red pepper... and if you have a tempurpedic comfortable couch waiting for me. O and if you have a large flat plasma screen TV that would also help. PS Should I bring anything?

Not creatures but monsters Honez, monsters.

Talking license plates there is this woman Rose Mary who rents the downstairs of this house which belongs to a relative of mine, and she should seriously be 'on her knees thankful' that she only pays 550 a month instead of at least a grand. They don't even charge her any money for the electric bill. Anyway she is one of those people who underwent the 'shrink my stomach surgery' and actually gained some of the weight back afterwards. She happens to be a very nice person but there are like ten stickers on her trunk that read something like ' f**k mean people' 'Honk if your a Barbie' 'I'm a nice bitch ex' it's very annoying.

Loaded on testosterone. Steroids. Steroids.

I think Gene was being very depressing in attempts of telling you how all his relatives dropped dead. But the fact of the matter is that this thread is not titled 'Show and tell' so Gene should face up to his boring self and find other people who might be interested in what happened to his grandparents.

This is what happens when men dress in bikini's. I hope this sets a clear example.

I'm not being negative about the whole idea of cyclists but by statistics the 'risky selections' have never came out to be much of anything. If and I say 'If' there was to be a 'cyclist' selected for the list the question should be asked 'who?' is there actually somebody who has overdose or has heart failure written all over them?

A lot of modern drugs used today can't be detected. I think the common mindset among most athletes is steroids no doubt make them better, it's the fear of public embarrassment. That is the temptation. In the eighties sports went crazy with steroids, Jose Canseco was giving them out like candy. Then everybody was on them and there was nothing critical about it, the facts were then it just wasn't talked about. By the way Mr.Ronnie, I'm not so sure about professional cyclists being candidates. I think wrestlers or comedians widely known for drug dysfunctions would be more productive.

O, the horror. The horror.

Very complex. Almost talking like a scientist. It's nonfunctional. Your all over the place. It's like Kitchen talk or something. It's like another language. You make no sense.

No it's called Monday night and wasted.

No they called him Doubting Thomas for a reason. He also wanted to touch the wounds of Jesus. The term is based on the Biblical account of Thomas the Apostle, who doubted the resurrection of Jesus and demanded to feel Jesus' wounds before being convinced (John 20:24-29). After seeing Jesus alive and receiving the opportunity to touch his wounds — according to the author of the Gospel of John — Thomas professed his faith in Jesus; on this account he is also called Thomas the Believer.

I dreamed last night that Claude Levi - Strauss a French anthropologist who developed the method of structuralism had handed over his ticket making himself certain for the principal of death. It was realistic, and I was actually trying to figure out what statement I could make regarding his demise. I mean obviously he isn't a character that you can read like a book. Now let's watch the showdown and see where the coin lands.

You know this place really keeps me entertained. And when your wasted it's really the best. Your all good people. You really are. Even the people that hate me. It's great and your all very interesting and intelligent and I was looking back from my first couple posts to now and I don't regret it. Sometimes I can't even believe I've spent so much time here but what the hell. It's f*****g brilliant. And I love all of you. And I know you look back at some points of your life and you say 'I never appreciated it' 'I never lived for those moments until now' and at this point in my life you have all kept me going. Thank you. Thank you. I love you all.

it's paradise on earth. I'm applauding you right now (Clap Clap) I'll save that line for a good time in the future.

Everybody in your family is insane, and now statistically somebody in your family should be Chinese. That's insane. I think the statistics are more insane then your family. I'm a believer to many superstitions. Like when the Chinese people bring the baby home they take a fork out of the drawer and drop it on the floor. If it sounds like 'ching a ling ling lang' ching ling is his name. He'll grow up to be Mr.Ching Ling.

Who cares if you say it fast or slow or how or at what speed you say it. Windsor learn to respect the guests. They have standards too. If you decide to disrespect the guests, that's like telling a munchkin 'you have no place in this world' tie a rope to the ceiling fan, tie it around your neck and jump off the kitchen table. It's just wrong. So respect the guests and they will respect back. Guests are people too.

I couldn't tell you for money man. Who the hell is Mindy Mcready? Is she the best cashier at Macdonald's? I mean again this is some random woman who is practically unheard of.

I think half of you are so off course with this. I mean I don't think Ronnie Biggs will be next and I certainly don't think it will be the preacher either. And Clive Dunn is immortal, he's f****n forever. So the vast majority of you are wrong.

I wouldn't mind letting Larry King interview Yitzhak Shamir either. Who was the former prime minister of ... he was the prime mister of ... let me think for a minute .. O it escapes me. Never mind.

No it's hospital speak for ' 2 months and she needs diapers'

It was good eyesight

Drew Carey now the host of the 'Price Is Right'

I would like to see him interview Deep Throat and Nixons rat has recently revealed his real name and it is Mark something... hold on let me think ... Mark.. .. Opps I forget.