Banshees Scream

Hey Now! How about the heat of July knocking them dead. Talk about a bang if this is for real.

It was nominated for an Emmy award. Read http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It's_Christmas_in_Canada

Paul Ay, last night I was up watching South Park and I haven't seen the show in a while but it was the episode where Kyle's little Canadian brother Ike is stashed by his real parents and placed back in Canada since the prime minister set a new family of rules. Kyle attempts to bag him back to Colorado before Christmas, but meanwhile Eric - Kenny - and Stan all meet strange Canadians that dance and sing and the setting all of a sudden overtakes the 'Wizard Of Oz' theme as they tell them to follow the Canadian road 'The only road' it reminded me of you. (Don't know if you've seen it) One of the the best parts to me was when they crossed the French-Canadian border. (You understand)

FF Pujols my prediction finished third place and I seriously under-estimated Alex Rios. Pujols took it to the extreme but couldn't tie Vlad with fourteen at the end of the second round. A T&T park is not really the best place for a derby unless your Bonds swing to 309, but in the end the derby is just for fun. I went with experience and Vladimir must have had all his Derby experience in batting practice. The All - Star game got exciting towards the end until Aaron Rowand flew out to right with the bases loaded. It was a low scoring game but Seattle's prize outfielder Ichiro Suzuki hit an inside - the park home run not to mention going 2 - 2 beforehand. He took home the MVP and is seriously one of the best natural hitters in the game and will also get one hell of a contract next year. And before the game some guy won a contest to swing for a million, he was allowed to use a metal bat and hit off a tee. The point was he had to hit the ball a certain distance to win a certain amount of money, the grand prize was a million and in three swings I don't think he hit it out of the infield once. Un f****n believable.

Very dusty. This is an attic antique that is to fragile to hold. The fame situation also frowns . So I'm going to say put this one on the shelf.

Honez get your rifle. Put the Lady Birds in your freezer. Come on I'm sure your big game.

Clubbing? You mean he goes to clubs? I more then agree with you on this. What does he do inside the clubs? How does he interact inside the clubs? I mean he communicates by winks and blinks so I guess he couldn't tell the difference if some sugar moma was turned on by him. God if there is another Anna Nicole Smith in this world he is your ticket. Marry him and when he croaks run away with the money and get famous.

If your talking about Al Fayed's daughter - I think she is an eight 3\4. World class. Beautiful woman.

Paul Ay, I was kidding. (Really) In the end I could do better stand up then you and get more women afterwards. On stage I bet you would be shaking more then Michael J Fox dude. So think twice next time about trying to make me look like the asshole.

Talking in general you can't expect him to answer the phone - you need to play the game. If I was talking about everyday women, to win them you have to play the game and sometimes that can be very time consuming so I don't really like to play that game, I try to be a winner instantly hands down. But here we are talking about a TV presenter mainly who had a show titled 'One man and his dog' which honest to god I have no idea what that means or what it was about besides the eight million it attracted. My point is you have to play that game on the phone but in a different tone, if you bullshit the girl who answers to phone for a little bit you might be able to take in a little information and if your lucky maybe the man himself. If he lived in the US I would call him myself.

Taking this into perspective I think it would be pretty ironic if all of a sudden many of the population started to check out before Tammy Faye, and she actually kept beating the odds. At this point even the most fanatic of death pin pointing individuals have cashed in on her demise and apparently this has been going down for some time. I've been stocking up on the idea of course and as many surprises have been hot here on Deathlist I'm interested to see what else is heating up in July.

Hit the music. Tammy Faye's number is up. Scream that.

I called him back in March to say I appreciated his films. Goodnight old friend.

Why is air a lot like sex? It's no big deal unless you're not getting any What's the difference between Seattle and New Orleans? The suicide rate What is the difference between Paris Hiltons coffee table and a brand new one? 9 lines

A very lame bald - glasses wearing - joke tearing - white suited - mentally deluded - guitarist walks into the bar. He takes a seat and tries to act and move to a beat that isn't his and when the bartender asks 'what will it be?' he says drinks for everyone. They serve drinks to everyone but not to him. He says 'Did you serve the blond her drink?' the bar tender took a few blinks and said who? Mark? A police officer walks into the bar and says loud 'In the handicap zone who decided to park? In the meanwhile he yells it's not mine, bar tender hand me a glass of wine. So he stands up straight like Hitler and does a movement like Elvis as he jumps up to the small podium with his guitar and sings in the microphone 'I wish you both happily ever after!' and somebody says 'Who is getting married?' and he says 'I'm sorry everyone, I should have brought my glasses because I thought this was a church. So he takes off out the door and the police officer grabs him by the arm, and puts him in hand cuffs and lays down the law. 'Sir you have not payed for your wine, and you have parked in the 'handicapped section' you have the right to remain silent. (But officer I wore my prescription lenses!, I wore my prescription lenses!)

Every smile he breaks some killer is watching him. I think General Pervez Musharraf has many cross hairs scanning his head.

Days friends, days. Death is peaceful, she won't feel pain anymore.

Very interesting Slave To The Grave, very interesting. Last night I was watching 'The underworld of France' and the basement of that place holds so much history. From the Nazi bunkers to the magnificent paintings on the walls to the display of bones it's a real trip. If I ever go to Paris, besides the wine I would steal and the women I would romance and hustle or whatever else I would do, it would be an expirience to check it out. Did you ever take a walk down the underworld of Paris?

The Home Run Derby airs tonight. Participants include Ryan Howard (Defending champion\ Don't think he will win) Prince Fielder (I say he makes finals and loses to Pujols) Justin Morneau (Could be very surprising) Albert Pujols (My pick to win) Magglio Ordonez (Could go either way) Vladimir Guerrero (For some reason I say not that impressive) Matt Holiday (You never know?) Alex Rios ( Lucky if he hits 2)

Nothing. Horror Films years ago had story lines that were so brilliant. I can't even put it to words. Today that brilliance is replaced with special effects and gory scenes with barely legal girls screaming. Today it's what you see that scares you, then it was the influence the film played on your mind.

People are selfish, I would imagine his fingers are crossed for jail time.

I don't believe in many of the arts in this modern day, but I still believe in films. The class and the drama and the genius behind some of them them will never die. But I'm not talking about the horror show flicks. I wouldn't waste my time.

Calm yourself Hack Jack, and don't take steroids. Everyday is an experience for us to learn and live. It's positive to believe through your eyes you will see it.

So ugly, but still stable. Worthless. And even more worthless for that matter.

With talk like this lists will be running long. I don't know about me, but nobody said Anubis owned a limousine.