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    A Joke

    Respect your elders or lie and say they are dead. I'm sure your mother loves you and I'm sure she would not love this.
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    Holiday Thread

    I make entertainment out of these people. Mad Jeep, was left with only a tent and a few apples in his childhood. Singhed was humiliated through his whole life, where people threw sticks and stones at his rattled body. They are entertainment. They are clowns. They should belong to the circus.
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    Wishful Thinking Death List

    Shhhhh don't say WHAT to loud. It reminds me of this really lame commercial. I believe I'm speaking for the vast majority when I say Tammy Faye Messner will be the next big bang and from my point of view I'm giving her a matter of days. If your going to holler anything holler that.
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    Tammy Faye Messner

    The writing is on the wall. It's a matter of days. Somebody tell Grim Reaper to prepare the obituary.
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    Phil Drabble

    Say grace! And don't forget the salt and pepper!
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    Wishful Thinking Death List

    In the desert the goddess whispers in my ear and asks how she could repay her debts. I whisper 'start fire' 'hold pillow down over his head' 'Drop radio in shower' She explained Granting my wish would put her further in debt since I would be held responsible for master minding a murder.
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    Room 101

    Famous people try not to be recognized, keep your eyes wide and keep that in mind. Now TLC it's good to see you back and a change in lifestyle or even thinking can have a great influence on your everyday experiences. It's the transaction which is usually a real drag or at least that's how things go for me.
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    Tammy Faye Messner

    Now it's all eyes on Tammy Faye Messner who has outlived all her expectations, who has refused to give into the final stage of life itself and who has let down all her much invested companions ... The bar can't be raised higher then this.
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    George Melly

    At Our Service! I'm leaving my say this time with Not a Potato's Deadly Pool interpretation of the Jazz player. 'Jazz and blues singer Melly is what you get when you combine Hot Jazz with surrealist art and bisexuality. Lung cancer is what you get when you are George Melly. Were rolling with three.
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    Drunk? Bored?? Psychopath???

    I'm losing my mind. Somebody join me in the chat right now.
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    Wishful Thinking Death List

    I could use a couple thousand coins and a wishing well the size of the grand canyon. Only if the stars could really grant wishes like the goddess in the desert. It would be a world of paradise.
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    Alan Johnston

    He should be on his knees thanking god and kissing the cool concrete. I'm surprised they didn't cut his head off and send a home video to president Bush.
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    Wishful Thinking Death List

    Saw the film last night and I thought the girl who played his daughter looked pretty bang, the only downfall in the movie was Bruce died realistically like three times, but hell it's an action movie. Around three stars.
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    Professional Cyclists

    For all the weight that runs off a highways road, for the cycler lays a stick in the road.
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    Room 101

    Go in the bushes.
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    People I Was Surprised To Find Are Still Alive

    In the desert If the beautiful sin goddess came to speak with me and she spoke ' my man you are a legend, to me you live forever' But colonials die young and they perish to horrible diseases' but stars light the night and shine for lifetimes. I would tell her let the colonial man die, let the star live. Live! Live! Come alive!
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    Kurt Waldheim

    Drugs of the 1940's.
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    Deathlist Dinner Party

    It would be an expirience, now wouldn't it? Dinner on the ceiling.
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    Wrestlers/actors

    Good point. Professional wrestling has no real championships or records to be broken, it is a script unlike Barry Bonds and his 73 steroid jacked home run season back in 2001. I bet 35 % of wrestlers under contract are currently using steroids. But not every wrestler is Chris Benoit. The doses can be took in at very high percentages. They have over the counter steroids that look like vitamins, enhancement rub on paste, and of course consumed by injection. I would believe your mental state is based on your addiction, in my view Benoit could have been on them for many years. Any addiction with man made drugs for many years is no joy ride I would imagine. That's why they make millions man. That is the reason child actors grow up all screwed, and the young actresses go to Rehab on the weekends. It's a life to live, but it's a life that's hard living. But ask yourself the question - Will this be looked into? Will this set an example or inspire anybody to make the difference in professional wrestling? I have no answer.
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    Jacques Brel's Imitation Jelly Jewellery

    Certified pre-owned Mercedes Benz commercial - 'instrumental' but I don't know what it's called.
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    Wrestlers/actors

    The more I look at Benoit the more I see an anxiety orientated dwarf. The basics of this discussion is that Chris Benoit was a pill popper, yes those drugs that make hearts fail and organs deteriorate (Not to mention something else steroids can do to a guys body) He had a rabid steroid pussy fit and straggled his wife with a TV cord and then practiced a similar kill maneuver with his seven year old son. After two murders, he walked his steroid pumped body down to his damp-morbid-steroid cabinet-dark-weight decorated basement, which is where he tied a rope around his neck and did a little hop off his Chuck Norris bench press machine. My conclusion to this story is that you don't have to be a dwarf in size, to be a dwarf in general. Chris Benoit's motives were of a dwarf, a pathetic little dwarf who had to tug on everyones jeans to get a little recognition. The sad part is this guy was a millionaire, he was trained by the great Stu Hart, he was a wrestling star and he threw it all away. Maybe he will live again, under the name Critter Chris. At Canada's most famous circus.
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    Baseball

    David, your so creative. Nobody and I mean nobody will overcome that video until Mark Felt.
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    Wrestlers/actors

    I always thought Benoit was a pill popper. I mean as I said when I first heard I thought it could have been from the result of an overdose or a heart attack caused by these body diminishing drugs, but now the story just gets weirder and weirder. His seven year old son was doing steroids, everybody was dead with bibles in their arms, I don't know what the hell to think. At least I don't think it will beat Anna Nicole Smiths story.
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    Great Gigs In The Sky

    I was going to post what you said before Ronnie, but I mean besides Mick Jagger - Paul McCartney and a few others who actually makes it? Those names are the greatest in Rock N Rolls history, not even David Lee Roth got much attention after he broke up with Van Halen besides one album. In life you know when you reach your height, once you jump it's a long climb.
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    George Melly

    I'm not doubting any of these claims but until an official statement comes out proving this claim, I'm not going to take it seriously. We'll see what happens.
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