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Around this time was one of the best days of my life. I'll be celebrating my birthday here and there even as I'm a Capricorn.

Well if Radio 4 is talking with Kevorkian about his right to suicide deal, I would imagine he couldn't possibly be that sick. I have to complement that Aaron Spelling was a first class selection last year, and that defines quality. Unfortunately for Dr.Death, I don't think it's going down. Sorry. Don't think so.

Paris Hilton isn't dead. It's probably the last boyfriend she cheated on. In fact I knew somebody who knew someone else that slept with her, I know (Turn your head) tell me about it.

If one thing keeps me going, it's the fact that this is one of the greatest comedic forums on the Internet today. Distributing Prozac in the Baby Boomer thread that never made it is just brilliant. I say everybody starts talking about prescriptions in this thread from now on. Because I don't know about everyone else, but I have no f****n idea what this is all about, and only because the Prozac salesman inspired me, I'm going to support this idea and I'm confident everyone else will follow in my foot steps.

Not that I seriously know anything about Football, but I was tuning in to plays of the day and the highlight reel was at it's best - The Mexican commentators go oxygen limited. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL. Hollerr.

Today 'The Rocket' Roger Clemens returns to the New York Yankees for his twenty fourth major league season. He claims to be such a positive person and I hope that his optimism carries with him through his match up against Pittsburgh. One thing I can say about Clemens is he has always had the vibe, it's in the air. In this game you can't be more professional then Clemens, and sure people tip their caps to location arms like Greg Maddux, and Jamie Moyer and Tom Glavine, but none of them ever threw hard to begin with. At age forty four in counting, he plans to dominate batters with speed and accuracy. Taking this into perspective I'll give him five or six innings with 85 - 93 pitches.

(Grinning all the way through it) You don't have to go out of your way, you've made the grade girl.

Now seriously is 'Right To Death' a positive movement going down? No. I mean you should have the will to live, for a optimistic mind will take you far and Tammy Faye is living proof ladies and gentleman. So thanks Jack but no thanks. You should have lived in Jones town.

Broccoli stops cancer cold, Maggie. You should think twice about not eating your vegetables. Or should I call you Mark?

Let's take this into perspective. I have never heard of Rocky Erickson, but from my judgment he looks like one with a very low mentality. Maybe in comparison (Drug Talking) to Keith Richards, only never rated as high for it. Now these finger crossed bets are always a lot of fun, but - they - are - very - di di dissapoi disappointing ing. Especial Especially when - they - don't - die. Just - like sen senator Tim Johnston.

Saw somebody mention before, depending on their quality of service, is how they should be tipped. If the girl is nice always coming back, and offering to refill your glass she deserves a few bucks. If the chick is talking with her friends at the other table, not so alert on the job and not coming back saying 'Need anything else??' then you throw her a few quarters. (Assistance needed - Forgot to log in) (Assistance supplied, deleted your 'guest' post BS)

Excuse my grammar, the spelling goes Larry Bowa. Arizona's manager is Bob Melvin. Bowa is currently the Yankees third base coach. Now he's a guy who goes mad dog. I remember a game against the Mets once where he took one of his pitchers out in the middle of the count. Against the rules? I guess not.

Talking commercials I actually enjoy JD's. In any drink I like plenty of ice, and they say drink responsibly! Is this where we enjoy our drinks? Does everybody know your names here? Probably.

Disgusting. I think you need time out in the corner. Mommy should get the wooden spoon. The creativity and cruelty of ones mind. Strange, but priceless.

Scum Bag Scum Bag I bet they give you dirty looks as your walking out.

Well let me tell you, the British have this fetish of their beer against the US. Completely mocking and disowning any of our alcoholic beverages (I find it very comedic). The majority is trash I admit, and tastes like bottom bottle. Although I think some brands of Samuel Adams aren't that bad, but getting off beer for a minute good Ol' JD is always a friend. Always.

Let me put my two cents in your jar, for just one time here. Now Godot dude, your a man who respectively is old enough to be my father, and you put out the tip with the bill expecting a fair amount back? Hell no it doesn't work that way. People will jump on your generosity faster then you can think. You put down $31 and you should leave say $3.50. So you got jumped by a waitress, and your blaming New York? The blame is really on Godot. Trust me it happens, but you should have never put down that much money and actually have expected not to be ripped off. But it's a lesson. Take it with you.

Right very laid back, but Larry Boa most recently a Phillie manager could be an example of a guy who throws a couple tables over in the club house. A very intimidating coaching staff they have.

Years ago N-word was a harmful word to a person who was African American, today it is very common and as I said above people from all different races use it. Yes that's right. Everybody says it to each other, but please let's not start speaking in Ebonics. I don't want the literary movement in this forum going Gangsta-Psycho.

According to me anything out of a can isn't close to the quality out of glass. The brewery is usually better, and so is the beer. When I drink I usually have this habit of putting the beer down very quietly, so when it hits the table it makes no sound.

In my dictionary, Phillip is a Nazi. I'll go by German since it means so much to everyone. For the record, if you are German it does not mean you are a Nazi, but I enjoy calling Phillip a Nazi. Got it?

Maybe Football Fan made it popular, but I said it first.

In todays world Spanish people say it to each other, white people say it to each other, and even the Japanese. I don't say it myself because it's not really in my dialect, but I guess no matter where you go the wrong person will catch you saying it and Bang' it triggers a conflict.

It's a big world. (Good one Godot)

What are you being fed Godot, Macdonald's? Taco Bell? No wonder your all disappointed. New York is a great place and there is a lot to do, so I advise you - If for some reason you don't like New York, get on your little Godot row boat, and sail back to your mother country. (By the way who died? ' Nobody told me.