Banshees Scream

I guess Fidel Castro is looking to stand on the podium again. And I don't think he has seen his last days yet. So here he is on top of the list, and even as in January he gave everybody a thrill, this summer he might be kicked back in the shade with Playboy magazines and Subway sandwiches. ¡No adiós Castro este año!

(Not yet) but I called 102 year old actor Charles Lane the other day, and his Dominican aid answered the phone And said 'Hello can I help you?' I said 'Yes can I speak with Mr.Lane?' 'O he just sat down to eat his lunch' I said 'I'm calling from New York, I appreciate his films' (In the back round I hear in a booming voice 'Who's that!!') 'He yells 'Call from New York' 'He asked which movies did you enjoy? I said 'He had great character' 'I bullshitted him and I said I enjoyed I Love Lucy' (Even as I only saw him on the show once and it was ages before my time' Every couple words I said the Dominican aid would be repeated to Charles Lane, who was having lunch. I only gave him my first name , and made it short because I didn't want to sound like some weird fan trying to bother the old guy. I'm guessing he didn't use the phone because he might deaf, but I guess he couldn't be bothered. The sandwich he was eating must have been more important. But for some of you people who want some information that is worth a dime, I think the oldest actor in Hollywood is getting along pretty well.

Well I heard the more you laugh, the more you live so if your waiting for death it would be a very unkind reminder.

This lady named Tammy Faye, her expectations were short and she is stretching them long. But it has to be a long run, and that should get her out of breath, and if that should get away from her, it might be hard for her to catch that breath back. So in that long run if she could find a ride, then she just might just slide by in time. But if she keeps running, she has got to remember that the clock is still ticking, and somehow she has to find away around her own limitations.

From time to time I watch channel 16. That is CNN Live with Larry King. If I ever met Larry King I would ask him to do a impersonation of himself. He has one of the greatest voices for radio. And he has talked with everybody there is to talk to. And if you were ever invited to talk with Larry King, then I guess you have to be somebody because then it means you are worth talking to.

I've always thought to myself that May 27 would be a great day. You know the beginning of summer, people open their eyes and wake up, everything starts going on. Ah i've said that day in my mind recently. May 27. By then I hope to be laying in the shade. That would be something.

Him or BB King next year. But I just saw King on the Rock N Roll hall of fame the other night, he was playing with Eric Clapton who doesn't look like Eric Clapton anymore. You would think he is a wealthy business man who owns a bank or something.

Well Michael I think it is time that this George Walker Bush brings the troops home. It has gone on long enough. Let him atleast end his presidency on better terms. Were gaining less having this war. Haven't we already owned iraqi forces? I don't really see what the problem is. People are dieing all the time, and more people will die. It is leaving your army in constant danger and it has to be put to it's death.

Don't ever marry a one legged woman. If you marry a one legged woman, she'll have a child with you, steal it, break your balls, take your money, after claiming true love and that my friends is what we call a one legged educated blond Macca using whore.

For obvious purposes all Afghanastani Executions were left off my bid. When I look at DDP, to me no great selections have been proven so far.

Not really but I figured it would be a way to prove my honesty. Unfortunately Maurice Papon died of heart failure later that day, so my bravery earned myself a free pass.

Somebody takes up his view.

He's dead so I put that there a long time ago. O and welcome back bubbles! I hope you haven't been doing alot of popping lately.

Originally I thought March sounded like her month, but now it seems essential that early May is her ticket.

Eddie Van Halen is loaded. He treated his cancer illegally. It was caused by radiation in his studio, always kept a steel guitar pick in his mouth or some sh*t. How he treated it illegally i'm not sure, he claims to have created a laboratory to find out. And on topic talking about rehab, I think it is a publicity stunt. Today it is common in holywood, if drinking leaves the weekends and follows up on monday and tuesday they check in. But it puts you in magazines.

A golden pick in my view, but might not be so close as we all think. Just forgetful and would be a bad interview. If you know what I mean. 'Say that again?' 'Who are you?' 'Is this another insurance company!!'

Could have been true. Roll over Jean C.

That song 'More Then A Feeling' a song from Boston that i'm most fond of.

Back down if you thought I thought personality in a woman don't matter. It certainly does because how on earth can you live with something that is the complete opposite of you? Still Prince Charles has no taste. And I would like to see Prince Phillip on the list next year. By the way Windsor, your shadow list stands tall. Josie Grove was a scum bag pick, and John Inman I don't think was that famous but counting him in was wise. Art and Magnus were quality.

I get the confusion here. I'm not talking about that old woman Charles married. I can't understand why he would want her, if he could have some young girl? Alright I understand the compatibility concept, but even then it seems so outrageous. The Camilla I talk about is the Egyption Billionair's daughter. She is very attractive. A fun girl to be with probably.

Camilla is his daughter for god sakes. Get with the f**kin program. And she isn't married. The girl is also loaded. Windsor if a buesness man from the heavens approached you and said 'If you drop out of college you can marry the daughter of Mr.Al Fayed' What would you say? If you divorce half of the money is rightfully yours.

I give her an eight out of ten. This is Camilla Al Fayed.

He has deep respects for Lady Dianna, said she was sweet and wonderful. 'Like an angel he says' It was Charles that he claims was a flying fagget who ran around with many men. I mean look what he is married to today? Why? Out of all the women he could get with.. And by the way, Al Fayed has a twenty three year old daughter that is something else. Hot I tell you. O my god. And if I was this old basterd, if I was this egyption millionair I would have nine wives.

Well this Al Fayed guy also says Prince Charles is a flying fagget and that he has been with many men. And that Prince Phillip didn't fight on the German side of the war, but that he is of german blood. 'Ruthless and blood sucking like Hitlers men.'

This is what I have for you here. Mohamed Al-Fayed an egyption billionair claims that his son and Dianna were killed by the CIA under the control of the royal faimly. He seriously disses them in a very nasty way saying they could go straight to hell and so on. After almost ten years her death is still under investigation. He claims the car accident was set up and calls Prince Phillip a nazi. As I see it, in a few pictures he looks alot like he could have been a nazi. He said in this interview that his mother was a crazy woman and that his father was a alcohol. His aunt raised him. Now take a good look, I think the basterd might be a nazi. He sort of looks like he could be related to Kurt the jew. This Prince Phillip guy is a f*****g nazi.