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    A Joke

    Godot my 'joke' is drastically different from the common regulars which are often brought here. Originally I don't think I ever had the intention of designing it to be a knock knock who's there..it's of my own. I'm sure somewhere a definition for this exists, but I just can't be bothered looking. It seems to me your admitting in so many words that your sense of humor is either long dead or really hard to get out these days. My hands are up in the air, and it's a shame I couldn't bring it out of you. But even if it's not your Chappele Show or your Monte Python (Or maybe George and Gracie for you Godot) Since your claim of being a time traveler which (the post is a classic,) love laugh or hate it's just a glimpse into my world.
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    Muhammad Ali

    Whe when the nig nigh nighttt has come And the la land is dark And the moon is the only ligh ligh light we'll see No I won't be afrai afrai afraid, no I won't be afraid Just as long as you sta stand, sta sta stand by me And darlin', dar darlin lin', stand by me, oh now now sta stand by me Stand by me, sta stand by me
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    A Joke

    A very dramatic and emotional woman who is easily led on by desperate men enters into an ice cream parlor. She walks up to the counter and asks 'A vanilla cone please' but so mindless she forgets her purse at home. A man is standing beside her who is also pathetic, but being very guilty for abuse against his former girlfriend who left him, he is very sensative towards this, and often thinks about commiting himself. In the spur of that moment he said, 'two vanilla cones please' grinning at this woman. Shocked 'and as I said dramatic' she jumped back and said 'O you've touched me' several people sitting at the white little tables draw attention to the people, 'The man then admits he is a horrible man and that he battered around his girlfriend. The womans mouth drops wide open and she says 'I meant thank you' And says 'no wonder why I forget my purse', being an undercover cop can be so stressful.
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    Fidel Castro

    The Cuban official's continue to deny that Castro is in fact on his way out. But it seems clear his surgery expected complications. It would be a real come back if he rised in glory to become the leader of Cuba once again.
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    Harold Pinter

    Think optimistic. Remember Aaron Spelling's 'Minor Stroke' or Pinochet's release from the hospital. All at the lower seats of last years list. I think Haughley was let go from the cocters a couple times before he became a statistic.
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    Derby Dead Pool 2007

    It's not that i'm saying you suck or anything, but half of your team I can't see dieing. March is a long 31 days. I don't know if you were listening but Deathlist itself has had 23 lifetime hits in the month. I expect demise.
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    Tammy Faye Messner

    Wrong turn in the bed at night she gets complications.
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    Dying On Your Birthday

    If it's true, that might be what I call a classic life.
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    Derby Dead Pool 2007

    Not me. But getting real Windsor, did you even have five hits last year?
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    Derby Dead Pool 2007

    Evaluating your team, since it is on display for everyone to see that is my best conclusion.
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    Fidel Castro

    He is at eighteen on my list, and tommorow is the date. I'm not putting my life on it, but then again I wouldn't be very suprised.
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    Derby Dead Pool 2007

    Back Down. And now lets be friends. Hate the asshole who filled his team with Death Row inmates. I raise my middle finger to the organizers who allow that.
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    Fidel Castro

    21 minutes ago - http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/politics/4474818.html
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    Fidel Castro

    I think Fidel Castro is embarrassed because he doesn't have his beard.
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    Fidel Castro

    40 minutes ago - Hugo Chavez has this to say. http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=83232007
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    (C)Rappers

    Raise your hand if this thread should be deleted?
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    Fidel Castro

    4 hours ago - Castro at deaths door. - http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,2...851-663,00.html (I will be reaping untill the bitter end)
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    The Dead - 2007

    The iraqi hangings don't mean sh*t. It was an obvious ticket, there was no death scouting talent there, far as i'm concerned those two hits will be the only hits half of the teams get who listed them.
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    Benny Parsons

    This keeps eyes wide open for Tammy Fay Messner.
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    Fidel Castro

    Fidel Castro's biography has been released. That's it. He is f****n croaking. http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/nationwor...world-headlines
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    Muhammad Ali

    So he's the Joltin Joe Dimmagio, Bret The Hitman Heart, of boxing. But I swear this guy was hit to many times. He throws punches when ever on camera.
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    Fidel Castro

    Last night I saw the artical which was posted. Fidel Castro has had three failed operations, he is eighty years old and people want him dead for years. Now Deathlist holds him in the number one section, last year if you can recall it was the first seat that was first to be empty, with Castro's condition still so unclear, and the diagnosis not officially announced i'm still open to anything. I think personally that Cuba is probably one of those jerk off countries that could quote Castro's scripts, maybe if Fidel wants to have a kidney operation one weekend he has a kidney operation, but was any operation even performed? No. I always saw Castro as a neighbor hood joker, I mean why the hell was he president of Cuba for 47 years. Is it a sixth grade education that leads to honor and fame in Cuban politics? I'm sure he was a good dictator, but at a gas station he could have sipped whisky and puffed cigars all day long. But I guess he did that anyway.
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    Claude Levi-Strauss

    Patience brings all things. And with my patience being very frail, I did write my DDP and coincidently Deathlist places many canidates in the same numbers I've placed them. When I select for the year all canidates are placed on a certain seat for a reason. Claude Levi Strauss is among them.
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    DeathList "Dead" Chat!

    Life is strange my friend. Life is strange. Sometimes.
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    Saddam Hussein

    Compare 2007 to when Jesus was crucified. Just hours ago two iraqi residents were hung. It was announced. Everyone was prepared. But in that time Christian believers were executed often, but with what preperation to the public? Mercy for life was none existent. And I think people were less civilized with the freedom to kill their neigbor and never be jailed or persecuted for the wrong doings. If you had a list then you might consider execution cheating, just like I consider the modern day deadpoolers getting two prime hits on iraqi hangings cheating, but rules are the rules and in that time i'm sure no rule was ever stable. True. I just wasn't aware of the year. After Berlin was invaded it's a fact that in coming years many Nazi's were sent straight to hell. I can't recall any other examples better then the deciples of Jesus (Which a few lived to be very old) But possible future occations such as a deadly spreading disease or a nuclear attack in say 'Hollywood California' will make the front page in the paper.
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