Lady Die

Yes, he was a window cleaner. Now he's in Corrie, looking like a prime candidate for a heart attack.

Thanks for that Josco. Aren't you supposed to be working or something? He has a new job as a joke writer. He's only just started - that's why he's not very good at it.

I never knew Upper Egypt was part of Kent

A government source saying he is dead eh? He probably is dead but for security reasons are not announcing it... Fingers crossed....

It depends which side of the River Medway - East or West. I am east so I am a Maid of Kent. And my school really was very very ordinary.

Really? Me too. What school was it? An ordinary primary school in Kent.....

I heard somewhere that only his family & close friends knew about his illness. It was very selfish of him to be so secretive.

Never heard of him .... but what wonderful name

Someone here thought he was already dead

She insists her leg won't come off. When I was at junior school there was a boy with an artificial leg & it used to come off all the time when he was playing footie in the playground. He just used to hop over to it, put it back on again & carry on playing.

It'll be worth a flutter if she has to do the Twist... or (not very likely I admit) the Can Can. Is there a dance called the "Hop"? She'd win Olympic Gold if there was!!! There is indeed. There are also such things as the one-step and the shuffle; I'm accomplished enough at the last one to have gained a lifetime achievement award for my ability to express myself through its application. The pas de deux would be the pas d'un

I heard that she's better now.

My all-time faves: Hey Jude - The Beatles Back for Good - Take That The Air that I Breathe - The Hollies

I wish you'd all stop wining....

The guy certainly has Gary Lineker's smooth cheeks and boyish grin, but this one must have had an ear-correction. Maybe he could discuss ear correction with Charles over a uterus dinner.

Maybe Charles has eaten it. That would be the placenta, Lady Die. That's just stupid what you said. I know people eat placentas (placentae?), but maybe some people eats uteruses too. You can be such a smartarse sometimes .... Christopher Reeves ate baby foetuses. Although that was in South Park... So Chazza might eat a uterus in Highgrove Park....

Maybe Charles has eaten it. That would be the placenta, Lady Die. That's just stupid what you said. I know people eat placentas (placentae?), but maybe some people eats uteruses too. You can be such a smartarse sometimes ....

Talk about Al Qaeda? Would anyone be suprised if an American Soldier wanted to be famous and pointed a gun to the back of his head? Or shot him in "friendly fire".

Maybe Charles has eaten it.

Did they have their's done at an exclusive London clinic? No, crappy NHS hospital.

Al Qaeda have promised threatened to kill or kidnap Prince Harry.

Camilla is having her op today. I don't want to get anyone's hopes up, but my Mum knew someone who died on the operating table whilst having a hysterectomy.

John Terry was rushed back to hospital for another brain scan ..... but they didn't find anything. A pity it wasn't Drogba who got kicked in the head.

Is it dementia in it's early stages or are they saying that he's of a youngish age for dementia to have set in? The early stages of dementia

He's got "early dementia" and all sorts of other health problems. Sounds promising.