Lady Die

He should be reinstated as England manager. Better than that idiot McLaren. He was crap at Middlesbrough so why did the FA think he'd do any better for England?

Have a Mouse Orgy

Sounds like a good idea. I'd be up for something in the London area.

I've got every confidence that it's a trick Wasn't there a woman somewhere who pretended her daughter has cancer to get money? She even shaved the girl's head to make it look like she'd had chemo. Edit: Here's a link

I think Terry Venables should get the top job. I don't think it'll happen though because he's a spiv.

Starving dog eats dead owner

Maybe because his surname is spelt Michael

I wonder if there will be a third? Rachel maybe? Or Norman?

Love your avatar, Dr H! Love the MATH intro too. It brings a nostalgic tear to my eye.

Cause a security alert with jelly

Right. Old men you say. Would any baseball player go out to play looking like this? No respectable man would go out ANYWHERE looking like that. Jack Straw should ask him to remove it.

Up where?

I'm looking forward to Fred Elliot (ah say Fred Elliot) popping his clogs in Corrie stonight.

Byron Nelson had the nickname "Lord Byron" because of his elegant swing and chivalrous demeanor. Correct, Lord Byron and Byron Nelson were two different people, although there was poetry in Nelson's swing. Was he related to Horatio Nelson? Or Nelson Mandela?

One more free place in our overcrowded prisons.

The Life of Brain

Russell Watson is back in hospital following brain tumour surgery.

Try cat bowling

I got Henry VIII, watch out for my execution I got him too! Only four more wives to go.

Very belated (sorry) birthday greetings to Bruno!

The bloody cat killed it! Her cat. Of course if the twitchers had killed the cat the bird might still be alive. Silly cow. She's only trying to deflect her guilt, if she has any. How is it that people love to see photographs but hate photographers? Sounds a bit like Princess Diana....

I'd just like to say that I think Lady CR has injected a new lease of life into DL.

Brilliant, Lady Die, I totally concur, wholeheartedly....and people who water their b****y gardens when our country is on water restrictions! Ditto! And parents who go to the supermarket together and take their children. One parent could stay at home with the kids.... Double ditto!! And people who park opposite your driveway so you can't get out of your own *bleeping* driveway without hitting them!! Hitting them would be a great solution if it wasn't for the fact that you'd probably damage your own car. Absolutely.....One day, I'm going to buy a big truck and run over them.... A steamroller would be ideal.

Give up sex and live to 100

Brilliant, Lady Die, I totally concur, wholeheartedly....and people who water their b****y gardens when our country is on water restrictions! Ditto! And parents who go to the supermarket together and take their children. One parent could stay at home with the kids.... Double ditto!! And people who park opposite your driveway so you can't get out of your own *bleeping* driveway without hitting them!! Hitting them would be a great solution if it wasn't for the fact that you'd probably damage your own car.