Lady Die

Does anyone have any tips on how to live a long life? It says here that exercise can help prevent Alzheimers.

Already posted in the "Lord Lichfield" thread.... I happened to glance at a well-known celebrity mag where they had photos of Lichfield's memorial service. Lord Snowdon was there & didn't look at all well. Maybe a possibility for 2007?

This doctor helped a friend to commit suicide.

Josco rubbers

Lord Attenborough and David Attenborough are possibles for 2006. They might even score a unique family double.

Actor and campaigner Corin Redgrave speaking at Basildon Actor and political activist Corin Redgrave is in a critical but stable condition in hospital after collapsing while campaigning for a traveller site. The 65-year-old was addressing Basildon councillors in Essex when he suffered a heart attack on Wednesday evening. Specially trained police officers restarted Mr Redgrave's heart at the scene before he was taken to hospital. A spokesman for his agents said: "He is in a critical but stable condition. His family thank all who helped him."

John Forsythe (Blake Carrington in Dynasty and the voice of Charlie in Charlie's Angels) is being treated for colon cancer.

Drug trial that left 6 men seriously ill. Man who had wrong kidney removed Anyone know of any more?

Renato (apologies if already posted elsewhere) http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8186652.stm Edit - just spotted it above. Need my eyes tested :-)

3 months

That's really sad ... but I have the consolation that he was my DDP joker

Just seen him in the crowd at the Newcastle v Pompey match on TV. Looking podgy-faced and pale and not at all well. I reckon he's got a couple of months at most.

Jermain Defoe's brother has died

According to this article Jade wanted to be smothered. I'm sure there would've been a queue of people only too glad to help.

Doctors have released a new statement saying that if Steven Hawking's condition gets any worse, they may have to consider pressing ctrl-alt-del and shutting him down

You are so cruel. That girl is built like a whale because of an "herditary condition" and nothing to do with living on a diet of lard. Her stunning good looks appear to be hereditary too.

Now now, don't be so harsh. Those children grow up to be the very DL ranters that amuse us so. Does that mean DL can expect a visitation from Jade's boys in a few years then?

People who tell small children that "Mummy is a star in heaven" or some such twaddle.

They have started showing the Flintstones in the Middle East. Apparently the people in Dubai don't like it. Thankfully, though the people in Abu Dhabi do.

That woman is Casualty - who used to be Toyah Battersby - would be perfect to play Jade.

I would like to thank Lady Die and ReaperMadness for using the search facility. It has prevented both of you from repeating what has already been done by a certain member. What more can I say? You set the ultimate example. Not my fault that the so called "search facility" is a pile of sh1te

I’ve just seen a hearse with "just married" on the back

Not the prosthetic one though. And her top must have sleeves of different colours. Then whose hand is it? The hand of God? Reaching out to make her an angle.

That picture's not quite "right". The bloke on the left has been cut & pasted. And whose IS that hand?