Lady Die

No more strippers at funerals

Does anyone want to declare their fame? You first. OK. I am actually .... Heather Mills.

Does anyone want to declare their fame?

I'm sure it's been said before, but if she hasn't got long left she should be spending time with her family, not swanning around on a bike. Unless she doen't like her family & she's using the charity stuff as an excuse to get away from them?

Welcome to the forum, Dave!

Maybe he emigrated to Canada?

You make DL sound like some kind of therapy.

Happy Birthday, heaven can wait. Also Happy Birthday to Hein if indeed it is your birthday - it's not on the calendar.

Back on the Star Trek theme, I recently found out that George Takei (Sulu) is gay. That might put him at risk of an AIDS-related illness. BTW please don't anyone say "I knew he was gay - it's been common knowledge for the past 40 years". Just make allowance for me being a bit slow sometimes.

He's still a member ("custard") but not active. He's defected to an "Are You Being Served" forum.

He's sat next to you for 9 years? Is he your stalker?! You had better start working, Lady Die. You could be next! That thought has already crossed my mind

Oh no! Surely you don't mean Mr. Custard? Yes! Mr Custard himself!

Is there such a thing as an un-scary pic of her?

that's a total downer, I've been made redundant twice. Hopefully after the amount of time he's been with the company he'll get a decent package. I think he got a good pay-off. The saddest thing of all is that I might have to pick up some of his work!

Not exactly dead but .... the guy who's sat next to me for 9 years has been made redundant this morning. It was he who recommended Deathlist to me. A sad sad day.

The office I work in only has two floors and some people still use the lift.

Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday dear Josco Happy Birthday to you

Oops, yes I just had this vision of a Dickie O doll with wings stuck on the back Well I'd buy one.

At least he probably didn't know she'd died...

Oops, yes

Is there any chance of Dickie O dolls being added to the range of DL merchandise? My guess is they'd sell like hot cakes. Maybe you could even have different ones (like Barbie) .. MOTH Dickie, Dick Turpin Dickie, etc

He hasn't gone to Tonga for his holiday by any chance?

I wonder if he had a living will? Maybe someone will come across it in a drawer in his house, then they can turn off the life support machine bacause "it's what he would have wanted".

I am a cat ... purrrrrrrr

Not sure where to post this Would a cartoon noose really persuade someone to commit suicide?