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Everything posted by Lady Die
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Although not as many as are dying now due to his successor's rather exciting foreign policy attitude.... great euphemism
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Jane Tomlinson is not at all well on her current bike ride. Maybe her illness is catching up with her at last. I'm not the kind of person to wish someone dead .... but she's my joker in the DDP.
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Waste of a life support machine keeping him alive. There's probably some poor Israeli kid dying because they haven't got access to a machine.
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Things To Do While Waiting For Death... 2006
Lady Die replied to honez's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Surreal! -
This squirrel caused power cuts to 10,000 homes!
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Interesting theory, iain. Why not throw yourself into some busy traffic to find out... Windsor you are so evil. Your sarcasm is at it's highest. The pressure i'm under to create a Iain VS Windsor thread is becoming hard to resist. I think that thread would be in imminent danger of dying before it got started In that case, we should put it on the list.
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I'm sure he'll get one in The Guardian. I am starting to suspect that their obits editor reads this site. lol thats made my day Guardian obit
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Birthdays, Births, Anniversaries Etc...2006
Lady Die replied to Tuber Mirum's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Ditto from me! -
I read it on the the previous page of this thread. I was just adding credence to the story....
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I read in Hello magazine that Norman is moving into Brinsworth House.
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Where Have All The Ranters Gone?
Lady Die replied to Paul Bearer's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Me too, I wonder where they go when they're not here. The Royal Forums? Maybe they are all away on holiday - ranting about airport delays, hotel food, etc etc -
Banshees, you've got me all wrong. I love my husband to bits .... but it would be nice if he was just a teensy weensy bit richer.
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They can easily wait till they're shut.
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Maybe if they all concentrate really hard he'll die. The power of negative thought.... Failing that, couldn't someone just switch off his machine?
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Robin Williams has gone into rehab for alcoholism. His liver is probably wrecked.
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I love this bit: "There was another truck full of snakes and alligators that was an hour ahead of them, so luckily we didn't have to deal with the alligators"
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Things To Do While Waiting For Death... 2006
Lady Die replied to honez's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
An Expendable Character (Redshirt)An Expendable Character (Redshirt) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 70% Chekov -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 60% Beverly Crusher -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 60% Will Riker -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 60% Deanna Troi -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 60% Spock -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 54% James T. Kirk (Captain) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 50% Leonard McCoy (Bones) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 50% Geordi LaForge -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 50% Jean-Luc Picard -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 45% Data -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 44% Mr. Scott -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 35% Uhura -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 35% Worf -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 25% Mr. Sulu -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 10% -
Things To Do While Waiting For Death... 2006
Lady Die replied to honez's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Celebrate your 90th birthday by skydiving. If things go wrong you won't have to wait for death for too long. -
Things To Do While Waiting For Death... 2006
Lady Die replied to honez's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
Conduct a fingertip search of a paedo's house & garden. I bet they are hoping to find more than just fingertips. -
Liverpool are playing Maccabi Haifa tonight in a Champions League qualifier. I'm sure the Kop will be able to come up with some suitably witty chants.
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When the old witch finally dies Bliar says she won't be having a state funeral. I bet he's hoping he'll have one. The article also says that she's in "good health"
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Read Any Good Books Lately?
Lady Die replied to maryportfuncity's topic in DeathList extra-curricular
This site seems to explain the pronunciation G5000, my grandfather's middle name was Ralph and he pronounced it Rafe, seems daft to me but there you go. That site doesn't really explain it at all. Personally I think it's just affectation. From now on please could everyone call me Lady Dee-ay. -
That article doesn't actually say it was the oldest spider, just the biggest. Same thing. Not necessarily.... *sigh* Ok then, she was the biggest, but I can't really think of any other spider older than her. Can you think of any other spider at all?!
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Sounds more like Harry Redknapp to me.
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On his first day on the job, the trainee dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone: "Get me a F***ING cup of coffee, quickly!" The voice from the other side responded: "You fool; you've dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?" "No," replied the trainee. "It's the Managing Director of the company, idiot!" The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are F***ING talking to, you F***ING idiot?" "No!" replied the Managing Director indignantly "Oh thank God for that!" replied the trainee and slammed the phone down