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That's very sad. I'm so sorry you've lost your friend. [Posts moved -- MH]

Big Yellow Storage sells cardboard boxes in various sizes. Hope that helps.

I wonder if Chas & Camilla had a little party to celebrate? No, they generally wait until the end of August for that. With a bit of grave-dancing no doubt.

According to this.... Can butterflies bite or sting? They are not able to because they do not have the necessary mouthparts. In contrast to other insects, the butterfly is a model of innocence. I wonder what the "necessary mouthparts" are?

This man fell asleep on top of a cliff & rolled over the edge.

I wonder if Chas & Camilla had a little party to celebrate?

I thought he looked dreadful. And that gold foil tracksuit didn't do him any favours.

Brian Mills, Coronation Street director, has died.

Happy Birthday Windsor! Hope you have a really fab day. xx

Buy one of Hitler's watercolours

People are dropping like flies in California too.

I hope his execution (by whatever method) is televised. That would be interesting though. I can just imagine how the event would take place. Commentator:- "And now we go live to the execution of Saddam Hussein. And Heeeeeeeere's Saddam!!" Voice-Over:- "Saddam Hussein's execution was brought to you by Addidas, McDonald's and Pantene official sponsors of The Execution" I can't wait to buy the DVD so I can relive it again and again.

The heatwave has killed 64 people in France.

I hope his execution (by whatever method) is televised.

No need to panic. It's back now & sod all is happening there.

My daughter found a huge onion on the beach at Southend. I once found a dead rabbit in the sea!

I have never had sex with a dwarf but I did once get hit on the head by a potato as I was walking along the street.

Article about Ms Astor in today's Torygraph, 'Living in squalor off peas and porridge'.

Wonder if he was still wearing his pyjamas when he got back to the courtroom.

Saddam wants to be executed by firing squad Far too swift. Burning at the stake would be better.

I doesn't let you select whether you want that nice green or blue gravel on your grave.

First Zizou, now this guy. I hope we're not going to have a spate of headbutting stories.

Ladies, take an inflatable friend out for a drive.

I think you mean smarm