Lady Die

A very happy birthday to you Mr Windsor!

FF, you really do need to learn the lingo!

Hope he recovers. I like him.

He's cancelled his UK tour due to ill health. Definitely one to keep an eye on.

Many apologies. I can spell ... but can't type.

My cat got shot in the shoulder by an airgun a few years ago - by a man down the road who had an aviary. I think the cat had been stealing his canaries!

I am going to Somerset from 8-15 July. Hope none of you know where I live - you might burgle my house.

[irony]Have you ever actually looked at the Betterware catalogue? It's packed with useful household items. Ditto the Kleeneze catalogue. [/irony]

Just seen on BBC News website that the death of the last WWII veteran will be marked by a state funeral. Link Not sure why they can't do the same for the last WWI veteran. EDIT : It is WWI. There was a typo on the BBC website! And it's not a state funeral, it's a memorial service.

And another thing .... the Brazilians all have funny faces like cabbage patch dolls.

That's because he's only world-famous in Switzerland.

A few of my pet hates: - People who say "haitch". - Richard Wilson (I don't believe it) - Tony Blair - Religion

The credit card is 40 years old this week.

Just came across this article about a one-armed man who played for Uruguay in the 1930s. I guess it would reduce the chance of an accidental hand-ball, but he'd be crap at throw-ins.

What's a "spiky" start?

How selfish are you? ***You Are 41% Selfish*** You are quite balanced. You are able to compromise when it's in the best interests of those involved. But you're no pushover. If something is important to you, you'll get it! Only 41%?! I really must try harder.

Jane is about to cycle from San Francisco to New York so no sign of her popping her clogs just yet.

I would say very likely from the way she treats him, throwing him around & having him on her lap in the car. She'll be even more distracted when she has the second baby. Maybe all three will go in the same tragic accident.

I am 47 (scary) but Mr Josco is even older

Does anyone know if David Cameron actually answered Jonathan Woss's question about whether he had sexual fantasies about Mrs T?

Bruno the bear has been shot dead.

Things should improve now he's rid of that gold-digging one-legged witch. Absolutely. If he's looking for a new wife I'm available. Well actually I'm not, but I could get a divorce for the sake of a guy worth £800m who wrote lots of fab songs. And I have a full quota of limbs.

I voted for Ronnie Biggs (as usual).

I hear ya FF but I truly did feel he just looked totally bored..ya know You can see some of Ronaldo's family here

Perhaps he'd intended to carry on for longer but there was something really yummy on the menu. If I was on hunger strike I'd find it hard to resist a cooked breakfast or a banana split. I wonder what Saddam's favourite foods are.