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First Freddie Garrity, now Desmond Dekker. Who'll be the third? (My Mum says these things always come in threes)

Thanks for the in-depth analysis.

I love that song (Israelites) even though I can't make out a single word he's singing. Get up in the morning slaving for bread sir so that every mouth can be fed Poor me the Israelite AAAAAAAAAAh Get up in the morning slaving for bread sir so that every mouth can be fed Poor me the Israelite AAAAAAAAAAh My wife and my kids they are packed up and leave me Darling she says I was yours to be seen Poor me the Israelite AAAAAAAAAAh Shirt them a tear up trousers are gone I don't want to end up like Bonnie and Clyde Poor me the Israelite AAAAAAAAAAh After a storm there must be a calm They catch me in the farm You sound the alarm Poor me the Israelite AAAAAAAAAAh Poor me the Israelite I wonder who I'm working for Poor me the Israelite (from The Israelites, Desmond Dekker and The Aces) Thanks. I can understand the words now ... but still have no idea what he's singing about!

Even after seeing the action replay I couldn't work out how it happened. He just seemed to land a bit awkwardly on his left heel.

I love that song (Israelites) even though I can't make out a single word he's singing. According to this he lived in Surrey. For some reason I find that a bit incongruous.

It says here that Boudicca may be buried next to McDonalds in Birmingham.

Hope I'm not butting into a private conversation but I think I should warn you that taxi drivers sometimes perspire in public too.

Ugh. I don't think so!

A South African gold miner loses his leg in a mining accident and is sat in hospital talking to his mate. "Well that's me knackered, who on earth's going to want a one legged gold digger?" His mate replies "Well, you could try Paul McCartney"

A lot of MPs do seem to die "on the job" (in both senses of the expression!)

President Bush and Donald Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow,! this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?" Bush says, "We're planning WW III." And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?" Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Halibuts and one blonde with big tits." The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?" Bush turns to Rumsfeld and say! , "See, I told you no one CARES about the 140 million Halibuts".

I assume he knew he had cancer though?

In this picture she looks quite healthy and it says she's about to jet off to Venice. Let's hope for a re-run of Death In Venice.

Ex Tory minister Eric Forth has died. Never heard of him.

It's never too early for a vodka. I think you deserve a double.

Not quite - he's still breathing.

He bought her a plane for Christmas .... and a ladyshave for the other leg.

Macca & Heather Mills are splitting up. The stress could kill him....

Happy Birthday Notapotato, Barbie & Cobbo the Croakmeister

This is completely barking mad even by religious standards. In an upstairs room of a nondescript building down a narrow, winding lane, a woman died yesterday. For the past seven weeks she had been starving herself to death, and hundreds of visitors came to watch her slowly die. But it wasn't just morbid curiosity. Those who were allowed into the room knelt before the woman in reverence and touched their heads to the floor. Rest of article here... http://news.independent.co.uk/world/asia/article303493.ece

Don't give up hope. We had a lean spell last year then three died in 8 days.

If so it's very selfish of him not to share it with his DL chums.

The opposite of John Motson who can make an exciting game tedious.

I am actually learning to play the uke. My other half bought me a uke for my birthday - the man in the shop said he sells loads of them! I was inspired after seeing the Ukelele Orchestra of Great Britain.

no problem Feed the Tree - Belly Sunday Morning Coming Down - Johnny Cash Love will Tear us Apart - Joy Division Ask - The Smiths God only Knows - Beach Boys Long May You Run - Neil Young Express Yourself - NWA Today - Smashing Pumpkins My luxury item would be Angelina Jolie, because of her awesome Lara Croft survival skills Are you allowed a person as your luxury item? If so, I'd have Johnny Depp. Forget the discs - I wouldn't have time to sit around listening to music.....