Lady Die

How sweet - a Phantomette! Hope all goes well. (Is it your first?)

Perhaps a little over priced, but I won. Windsor, with the utmost respect, you are a complete feckin' madman! Not mad, just very weak. And rich....

That'll be this chap then. Nine curries and 40 pints? I never understand how they can afford that sort of lifestyle, apart from anything else. You couldn't do it on disability benefit, surely? Maybe he gets all his food & booze on prescription?

Talk about maggots

Link to BBC News website

Shame really. We were getting on so well. Do maggots infest skeletons? I'd have thought they'd consume all the flesh & then move on. These guys might know.

One day someone (Iain?) will note that one of them has died and then there will be only two.

I am doing nothing much A bit of gardening (weather permitting) and maybe a bit of shopping.

VSBfromH, you are the Weakest Link. Goodbye.

Perhaps a little over priced, but I won. I see you have glowing recommendations from ebay sellers. Maybe I can sell you something....

There's an article about her in this week's Hello. She's been having chemo since December & thinks she might not see the year out. I wouldn't actually wish her dead but she's my joker in the DDP. BTW Hello magazine can be a good source of info about sick/dying celebs.

What with your last joke in the other thread and this, you seem determined to insult as many people as you can! Excellent work, keep it up. Thank you. It's nice to be appreciated. A personal grudge against the Welsh Tourist Information people? Have you ever been to Cardiff?

What with your last joke in the other thread and this, you seem determined to insult as many people as you can! Excellent work, keep it up. Thank you. It's nice to be appreciated.

Quite intrigued to know why one would be looking at a website entitle muscletalk? Purely by accident....

Breaking news... Button involved in Horrific F1 Accident

Not sure about the famousness test. He's kind of famous-by-association - i.e. all the silly celebs like Madonna who've got nothing better to do than follow a religion that's a load of old kabbalahs and wear a bit of red wool round their wrists.

Proof that smoking is dangerous

See Cardiff and die

You've put me off my chipolatas...

Isn't it mentioned in Wikipedia somewhere?

How Moses got the 10 commandments.... God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better. The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?" And the Lord said, "They are rules for living." Can you give us an example?" "Thou shall not kill." "Not kill? We're not interested." God went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments." The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honor thy Father and Mother." "Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested." Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments." The Mexicans asked for an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not steal." "Not steal? We're not interested." Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments." The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not commit adultery." "Not commit adultery? We're not interested." Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments." "Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?" "They're free." "We'll take 10." That ought to offend just about everybody.

Make some signs

£20 says this'll be a C4 documentary by the end of the year. I think it's already been done on Channel 5's "Extraordinary People" !

We'd better all lock up our chickens.

".....And I can never, never, never Go home again"