Lady Die

On that subject, are The Spinners still alive?

Maybe rubber is carcinogenic.

I have just started reading a book about Freaks that my husband bought me yesterday. It's all about bearded ladies, parasitic twins, etc. A great read!

Have a good one, Cowboy Ronnie!

The Dead Pool is on Sky Movies Cinema at 10pm tonight.

It's World Rat Day today. The domestic variety are very cute.

Finally sick of the stress, Tom quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so, of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there. "Name's Lars, your neighbour from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night... Thought you might like to come. About 19:00." "Great", says Tom, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you." As Lars is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you......be some drinkin'." "Not a problem" says Tom.. "After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em." Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. "More n' likely gonna be some fightin' too." "Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right. I'll be there, Thanks again." "More'n likely be some wild sex, too," "Now that's really not a problem" says Tom, warming to the idea , "I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?" "Don't much matter . Just gonna be the two of us."

Head surgery postponed due to "minor respiratory infection"

That's ruined my day

Your Chav Sis sounds very entertaining. I have a Christian Sis and the only books she owns have "Jesus" in the title.

Yes I understand all that, but Mr Josco said himself that it was 25 years!

Listen to some country music. Yee Hah!

Actually it's 26, but who's counting? I have it on good authority that it's 25 years

Happy(?) 25th Wedding Anniversary, Josco!!

I bought a cat scratching post last week.

Try the reincarnation test. I'm coming back as a horse.

I have TWO fridges ... one of them in the garage. They contain wine, cheese, salad, flavoured mineral water, lemonade, pickles, mayo, various veggies & salad, tofu, matteson sausage, butter, olive spread, salad dressing, tomato puree, lard, yoghurt & eggs. Anyone fancy coming round to my house for a meal? PS Bou, I think your are being very sensible about what your daughter eats!

It's got great reviews. If anyone reads it let us know what you think. I am tempted to order it myself but I'm worried about what Amazon might recommend to me in the future. There are lots of death-related books there, including several about careers in the funeral business.

They're not on the list .... but I'd still like them to die

He's been on the list for 10 years. Is this a record? Clive has to be on the list 5 more times to beat the Queen Mother's record of 14 listings. Thanks for the info, TF. Does the Queen know about this? She might be very excited that her mother held such a unique record.

I'd like it to be Ronnie Biggs but my money's on Gerald Ford.

He's been on the list for 10 years. Is this a record?

I notice that three of the four graduates this year have been Deathlist "virgins". Maybe being on the list for several years gives people an added incentive to stay alive?

I would think that's the same one Oops! I'll read the thread next time!

Am I in the wrong forum here? I thought this was Deathlist, not some teenage chatroom.