Lady Die

Reunited??!!??!!

Dana Reeve (widow of Christopher) has died of lung cancer.

I've never heard of the majority of people in this thread - but I remember John Junkin very well.

You can now watch a funeral online

Yip. This time next year he will also still be leader of the Lib Dems. oops

Welcome to the fold!

Deliberately?

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their "tourist" garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous", blonde wearing nothing but a thong came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare. As the blonde passed them, she smiled and said "Good morning, Father. Good morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them. They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests? So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them. Once again the two priests (incognito) settled on the beach, in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a while, the same gorgeous topless blonde, barely wearing a string, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of them, said "Good morning, Fathers," and started to walk away. One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just a minute young lady." "Yes?" she replied. "We are priests, and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did you know we are priests - dressed as we are?" She replied, "Father, it's me. . . Sister Mary Frances!"

What is your DDP team name Lady Die? Died In A Nasty Accident. Are you taking part too? If so, what's your team name?

He could be out by the end of the year. He'll be eligible for parole after serving a third of his sentence & he's already done 3 months. Also he will serve his sentence in a "civilian" prison as it's less than 3 years. BTW does anyone else think Glitter looks a lot like Ming the Merciless these days?

Don;'t be absurd1 Hospitals have excellent room service and maids...... And MRSA

Well, you've got the kiss of death mate. He popped his clogs today! I was only reporting what I saw.....

How on earth did you FIND that? I didn't! Someone sent it to to me.

Apparently the verdict will be announced around 3.00 am GMT I'll set my alarm clock

Put it in your profile

My first points in the DDP

Four years (fingers crossed)

Worthington, he was another - only 8 caps for England. Currie got 17, but maybe that should've been more. No matter, it's done now. When/why did Duncan McKenzie jump over Minis??

Have a look at the woman 5th down on the right and the guy in the middle of the top row here

There were 370 users online earlier today ... what happened??

No, no, no, Lady Die - you were right and I am a "F*****g W**ker". Canadian Paul was thoughtful enough to clear that up for me in a PM last night: Is there a rant index for members? Please would everyone calm down about this!

Just scored 1869, on my second attempt. Jesus loves me ya know. Just scored 1165. Also managed to score 1.

I only posted it in "near misses" in case anyone thought it wan't important enough to have a thread of its own. Now I realise I should/could have started a new thread. To compensate, I've just started a brand new thread on Russian ex-presidents.

The trial is only expected to last a couple of days ... and the worst (or best) he'll get is 7 years in jail.

Useful info about Slough Crematorium