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Thatcher The Musical. Maybe DL members could get a discount for a block booking?

She just said that she'd punish me if I tell, so I wont. regards, Hein Maybe this Spotty?

If I ever decide to top myself I'll post a suicide note on DL.

Watching Man Utd is enough to make anyone want to kill themself.

Think of it like this. Although it's sad for you, the worms are laughing. Do worms laugh?

Web link for this?

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in Mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man". That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days". Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!" The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police.... " MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are clever and evil. Don't mess with them.

Gallery of retards

Thank you. I take that as a compliment.

Two "soul legends" gone in the space of a couple of weeks. Could this be one of these things that "comes in threes"?

Try this website instead.

As gunther said last night, no obese person has ever reached the age of 100. I think he deals with aging tonight so if you are only watching for the models, I wouldn't bother tonight. He uses a naked, living, 84 year old woman to show how the body changes. Is he going to dissect her?

Can we restrict this forum to adults please?

Not exactly famous - and not exactly dead either - but I wouldn't fancy this man's chances of living to a ripe old age.

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; He decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing. Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy calms down and says: " Make 'em all ugly again."

That's really hard to stomach

Look at robot porn

How about George Bush's brain?

It's difficult - however quicky you dig the grave it keeps filling itself in again.

Send a hamster through the post

I know what I'd rather buy....

He's sold a kidney stone!!

The cost of funerals has gone up 60% in 5 years. Outrageous! http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13495123,00.html

Camilla's probably trying on a crown even as we speak

Just call him Ozzie