Lady Die

Laughing can fend off heart attacks.

Poke a sheep OR Hurl a haggis

Oldest inmate on death row has been executed

Wasn't he in "Judge John Deed" last week?

Invite someone round for dinner

Have a fun burial

I see that the 11th Earl of Shaftesbury has died - only a month after his father the 10th Earl. As Lady Bracknell might have said "To lose one Earl is unfortunate, to lose two is carelessness"

Oooh Mike Holoway. I remember him ... very nice. Here he is in 2004 and before

You're very welcome. I have that one already.

Look at this! A bargain at 99p.

You should change your name to "Windser" to match

Changed the spelling of his name to "Bryan" just before he died...

He's a snooker player who spent his youth in dingy pool halls when he could have been walking the hills, breathing fresh air. He leans over tables and knocks little balls in to holes with sticks, a skill at which he excels and has earned him and his family a lot of money. He's not Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu for heavens's sake. He's not among the millions of Africans who will die this year simply because they were born in the wrong place. I hope he lives a long and happy life. The same goes for John Spencer, even if he is among my Hartlepool Deadlypool selection which means I will be unable to suppress a slight frisson of satisfaction if he clears the table this year. In the meantime I'll save most of my respect for people who go out in lifeboats, the fire fighters, the miners, the poor sods in the Mumbai slums and the homeless in Sri Lanka. Don't talk to the people here about respect until you learn the meaning of the word. And while you're looking it up, flick back a few pages and look up another - cretin. I've scraped better stuff than your comment off the sole of my shoe. Have a nice day. That should win the "Put-down of the Year" award!

Too many I'm afraid. I'm still hopeful though .... there are another 355 days for him to have a relapse or another stroke. Some encouraging stuff here.

Listen to Death List, a Christian rock band.

He's been taken to hospital

I saw him in a play a few years ago called "Lock up your daughters". It was the biggest pile of crap I've ever seen & I left at 1/2 time. Hope he dies soon to spare everyone more rubbish like that.

Iain, please don't leave the forum!

Is January 6th the earliest ever date for a first DL success of the year?

So what was being dead actually like?

What an excellent start to the year!

His op is finished. No news yet on his condition.

I like this thread. It has a certain je ne sais quoi.

And this man called a radio station & died on air. Another incident, same DJ