Lady Die

Maybe you should be promoted to Moderator just to make sure With my technology skills, Moderator Windsor would most likely accidentally have the site down in less than an hour. I'm working Christmas Day, I just remembered.... Love your new avatar, Mr W! Nice of Rolf to paint it for you.

Maybe you should be promoted to Moderator just to make sure

I think children are off-limits for DL.

It was a rhetroical question! I can't remember the music either. But the logo thing at the beginning either looked like a vase or 2 faces depending how you looked at it. And they always had a photo of an object taken from a strange angle and it turned out to be a drawing pin or something. I'm getting quite nostalgic.....

Back on the subject of RR, weren't the families on Ask the Family dreadful? "Mr Middleclass who's a librarian, Mrs Middleclass who's a teacher and their children Tarquin aged 14 and Crispian aged 12." And they all wore NHS glasses. And what was the implication in lumping together the "mother and youngest child" for some questions?

A couple of lollipop sticks and a bootlace? something like that

I wonder how many DL-ers will be sad enough to post on the forum on Christmas Day.

To mark the first gay weddings in the UK, Ikea is launching a "lesbian bed" - no screwing, just tongue & groove.

I believe he & his wife had some kind of "assistance" in conceiving

I saw Quo at Guilfest in July ...... soooooooooooo boring

I want £1,000,000

I've never had any kind of relationship with anyone in the funeral business but at one time I seriously wanted to be a funeral director. Just think of the benefits - it's a "caring" profession, they make plenty of money (charging over £1000 for a basic funeral) and there's always a steady stream of customers. I think I might even consider a career change ... it's never to late. I wear black quite a lot so I reckon I'm perfect for the job. I'd have to keep my DL membership a secret from the Institute of Funeral Directors though - they might be upset by it.

The Pope may have been sexually active in his younger days - but only with choirboys. James Doohan fathered a child when he was 80.

Ugh .... just read those lyrics & it make me puke.

Iain, you seem to post a lot in this thread! Where do you get your information?

This man could break the record for the oldest person to be executed in the USA.

No-one would have dreamt of putting Diana on any deathlist in 1997! Life is full of surprises.

Excellent.

This might come in handy http://www.dymocks.com.au/ContentDynamic/F...ISBN=0517545160 A kind thought but she has already been cremated.

Ditto Ronnie B

I joined DL this year & it's helped me through many a dull day at work. Thank you to everyone for keeping me entertained.

This is BRILLIANT.

Don't you mean Tookie has been took?

I guess the deed must have been done by now. Edit: Done

I am a southerner too .... and also offended.