Lady Die

Have a great day! Don't dwell too much on being a year older - remember you're only as old as the man you feel.

I don't believe any Halibuts, Hindus etc are in the least bit "offended" by Christmas.

Looking at the picture, it looks as though she has failed to recognise the end of the Victorian era. Poor old thing, it doesn't relize that those hand made fans died out way over 80 years ago. The AC may be a bit to cold but if someone installed a Ceiling fan that certainly wouldn't be a crime. Poor old dear is probably terrified of "that new-fangled electricity".

I know of Gerard Depardieu, Brian Clough, George Best & David Crosby getting new livers. Anyone know of any other celebs having organ transplants?

Woman from Ecuador aged 116 is now the world's oldest person. Photo here The oldest man ever recorded by Guinness was 120 years old; the oldest woman was 122.

I am Pisces .... most nights

To paraphrase George Bernard Shaw in Pygmalion: In Hertford, Hereford & Hemel Hempstead Huge Hexplosions Hardly Hever Happen

This was a nice surprise.....I heard over the weekend that Richard had died but I'd forgotten he was on the list.

Read this article about bodysnatching.

Ban dying

Heartfelt condolences Thank you.

One of my cats died yesterday.

Looks like they'll be selling special Kember Christmas crackers in his home town this year - they include everything except the hat.

At the current rate the whole world population will have looked at DL in 6500 years' time.

They're not going to release him - it's a matter of "when" they kill him rather than "if". Anyone who goes to somewhere like Iraq is asking for trouble. BTW Ting Tong on Little Britain reminds me of Ken Bigley's wife.

This article is encouraging. Apparently Mrs T is a high risk for "Beauty Parlour Stroke Syndrome"

Will Arnie be The Terminator?

Calculate your life expectancy to see if you'll end up looking like a living corpse.

This is a hoax! She's obviously been dead for years. actually it turns out she died a year or so after that pic wa s taken..although how she lasted a year in that condition God only knows! Maybe she changed her routine to sleeping for six days then staying awake for one day.

This is a hoax! She's obviously been dead for years.

The UK's oldest person has died aged 113

According to this they're going to do exploratory surgery next week.

You sick puppy (funny though!)

I prefer Mr Tangerine Man So Lady Die.....Your a member of the Royal Forums aren't you? Absolutely not.

What sort of person calls their sons Rory & Cory?!